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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10040 on: February 9, 2014, 03:46:04 pm »
Another GoT classic:

Don't worry Boys as long as long as we learn from this and we come back stronger. Sometimes its about losing the right way not winning the wrong way. Ffs

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10041 on: February 9, 2014, 03:46:50 pm »
Classy away fans calling Clattenburg a murdering kopite. c*nts

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10042 on: February 9, 2014, 03:48:30 pm »
Classy away fans calling Clattenburg a murdering kopite. c*nts

lol, they're seriously so sad, bitter, deluded and pathetic

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10043 on: February 9, 2014, 03:48:49 pm »
Bring on those quotes from got :D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10044 on: February 9, 2014, 03:52:27 pm »
Another GoT classic:

Don't worry Boys as long as long as we learn from this and we come back stronger. Sometimes its about losing the right way not winning the wrong way. Ffs

Bwahahaha  :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10045 on: February 9, 2014, 03:56:06 pm »
Bluenoses on my Facebook can't believe the loss as they "dominated" - 3 shots on target all game.

Martinez getting them playing SLIGHTLY better football has turned them into the most deluded fans in the league. Even more than they were before.
Justice for the 96.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10046 on: February 9, 2014, 03:59:18 pm »
PSN: white-of-my-eyes

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10048 on: February 9, 2014, 04:02:15 pm »
Have Spurs also copied our secret ultra fast grass to their pitch?
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10049 on: February 9, 2014, 04:04:32 pm »
Classy away fans calling Clattenburg a murdering kopite. c*nts

Pathetic, sad losers.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10050 on: February 9, 2014, 04:08:13 pm »
Just remind them that they've only gone dodgy since the derby and ask if maybe they're still a bit wounded by it all?

The reactions are priceless.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10051 on: February 9, 2014, 04:09:39 pm »
Have Spurs also copied our secret ultra fast grass to their pitch?

Spurs copy everything we do, as soon as we get a stadium expansion so will they.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10052 on: February 9, 2014, 04:10:58 pm »
Just remind them that they've only gone dodgy since the derby and ask if maybe they're still a bit wounded by it all?

The reactions are priceless.

They should consider themselves lucky, when we beat Spurs that badly it ended up being terminal to their manager.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10053 on: February 9, 2014, 04:14:28 pm »
From GOT:

What's happened to this forum? How did it get this way?

It's horrendous! :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10054 on: February 9, 2014, 04:18:58 pm »
Muwhahahahaha! Now claiming we've done them a favour, smashing them! GOT is hilarious. Can you, legally, get a forum sectioned?

"Bizarre title to this thread, i agree. But having mulled over the game for a solid day or so now, and thought about the result in a every angle imaginable, i've finally come to the conclusion that losing 4 nil to them ********s is actually exactly what we needed! In fact, i'd like to thank Liverpool FC for inspiring us to finish in 4th place this season and in doing so claim a spot in the European Champions League, and here's why.

Going back to the Arsenal game, the match which really made people stand up and take notice, the match which made pundits actually believe Everton are worthy of Champions League football, we were superb on the day. It proved that we really do have a manager and players 100% capable of finishing Everton top of the league, as isn't that exactly what Arsenal are? They didn't play bad. We were just awesome. And we most certainly at least matched them on that day!!! We had become potential title contenders!!

Now, since that game if we look at our performances, the only word which springs to mind is COMPLACENCY! Yes, we beat Fulham 4-1, but not only are they worse than awful, they actually gave us a scare and could easily have gotten back into it. Why? COMPLACENCY! We then went off as cocky as anything, in our last game to complete an entire year without a home defeat, and we lose to the team bottom of the premiership. Again, not because of a lack of quality, but due to utter complacency. We beat Swansea, Southampton and Norwich with, lets face it, less than dazzling performances (not bad, but not great), while we barely managed a last minute draw against a Stoke side that "the pool" smashed 5 past. Moreover, we drew against West Brom in a game in which we looked totally awesome in the first half but then conceded poorly again thanks to a second half display which once again exuded total and utter complacency!

Now, last night. The night which made all us blues suffer an acute dose of severe depression. The reason we lost?... A GIGANTIC FOOTBALLING BIOFILM FILLED WITH ABSOLUTE COMPLACENCY!!!... We went out there wearing boots that were clearly several sizes too small for us, we jogged and pranced about, and we conceded 4 goals which could easily have been more against the ONE TEAM we really can't deal with being beaten by, especially beaten BAD by.

The implications of such a defeat on our fans', our players' and our manager's psyche against any other team would have some effect of course, but losing to Liverpool like that will stay with us until the very moment we exact our revenge! Before every game we play now until the end of this season, we will remember. We will not forget! COMPLACENCY AND EVERTON WILL NO LONGER COINCIDE! We will go into every game now knowing the only way we can get our vengeance, is by finishing ahead of those <insert expletive here> in the league. And then we will finish ahead of them again, and again, AND AGAIN until losing 4 nil last night becomes a long and distant memory that we will all look back on fondly as the game that kicked us up the ass and drove us on to glory!!!

I feel bad for Villa. I feel bad for any team that has to play us between now and the end of the season. Because as of today Everton are back!!!

Everton lost 5 nil to Liverpool at Goodison Park in 1982. History has a tendency to repeat itself. Look how Everton got on in the 80s after that. Everton wanted vengeance then and by God we will want vengeance now.

So i'll say one last time, thank you Liverpool FC for now ridding us of that one thing that was holding us back.. complacency! You have unleashed the Everton revenge seeking beast! And we will get it! We will finish ahead you and we will one day in the not so distant future win that one trophy you just wish you could your hands on. Give us a few years with this manager and this core group of players and we will win the premiership before you. Oh yes, revenge will be sweet! And you only have yourselves to blame!

COME ON YOU BLUE BOYS!!!"


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Just thought I'd bump this beauty of a post  ;D
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10055 on: February 9, 2014, 04:35:56 pm »
Just thought I'd bump this beauty of a post  ;D

How did you decide which ludicrous post to paste here?
There are so many absolute peaches!
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10056 on: February 9, 2014, 04:36:04 pm »
Just thought I'd bump this beauty of a post  ;D

It's still a classic. :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10057 on: February 9, 2014, 04:39:09 pm »
Just thought I'd bump this beauty of a post  ;D
That post is a bit special in the deluded stakes.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10058 on: February 9, 2014, 05:00:49 pm »
Bitters must be so jealous of the Mancs, 46 crosses and 72% possession.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10059 on: February 9, 2014, 05:26:53 pm »
Just thought I'd bump this beauty of a post  ;D

 :shocked :lmao
Wtf seriously just wtf?
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10060 on: February 9, 2014, 05:56:10 pm »
Blues won't be happy their fist team drew and retirement home lost.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10061 on: February 9, 2014, 07:00:12 pm »
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10062 on: February 9, 2014, 07:49:40 pm »
Just thought I'd bump this beauty of a post  ;D

These fuckers have a very good memory. They got 2-3 good results 3 months ago and they still can't stop being complacent.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10064 on: February 9, 2014, 08:17:37 pm »
Oh dear...
Quick to update it when they beat Aston Villa though weren't they? Sad fuckers. And before someone from GOT quotes this for irony someone pointed this out before a long time ago  ::)
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10065 on: February 9, 2014, 08:20:46 pm »


"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10067 on: February 9, 2014, 08:31:37 pm »
We have no class or dignity! :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10069 on: February 9, 2014, 08:34:20 pm »
Quote
Ha haa was just about to say that if we had Suarez at this club I wouldn't be supporting us

Don't these worship Duncan Ferguson?

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10071 on: February 9, 2014, 09:11:51 pm »
Don't these worship Duncan Ferguson?

They used to worship Elbow Tree till he left as well.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10072 on: February 9, 2014, 09:14:15 pm »
From GOT:

Why didn't you buy a striker and a door unlocker in January you Spanish clown?

Honestly we better spend about 50m this summer, before we sell Barkley to Chelsea.

Thin ice you Catalan joker! :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10073 on: February 9, 2014, 09:18:16 pm »
From GOT:

Why didn't you buy a striker and a door unlocker in January you Spanish clown?

Honestly we better spend about 50m this summer, before we sell Barkley to Chelsea.

Thin ice you Catalan joker! :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10074 on: February 9, 2014, 09:19:57 pm »
The fume at Everton/kneejerk thread. :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10075 on: February 9, 2014, 09:51:19 pm »
"im not angry and im not dissapointed, because i know that come summer, we are gonna buy some class players and we will be turning over the likes of spurs and liverpool on a regular basis."


Word.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10076 on: February 9, 2014, 09:54:38 pm »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10077 on: February 9, 2014, 09:58:47 pm »
i know that come summer, we are gonna buy some class players

Like they do every summer.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10078 on: February 9, 2014, 10:00:16 pm »
Like they do every summer.

I laughed at the word 'buy' more than anything.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10079 on: February 9, 2014, 10:02:52 pm »
Like they do every summer.
Why buy when you can rent.
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