Apparently I'm being featured in a forthcoming YouTube video entitled ''Ultimate Team - Sweaty People''.
I was beating somebody online but didn't have my headset on and seen that he was talking in game chat. I put my headset on with my mic off to have a gander at what he was going on about and he was going nuts calling me for everything. Admittedly I didn't score great goals - a corner, two crosses and a penalty but I had 60% possession and wasn't really trying after I was 3-0 up 20 minutes in because the game was pretty much over.
He was calling me sweaty when I tackled him and when I did a fake rabona to flip flap past his defender he came out with something like ''You are all that is wrong with this game. No skill whatsoever and think you're amazing''. At this point I turn my mic on and tell him that he doesn't half chat some shite. He tells me he's calling his cousin up to get me banned off the server so I tell him I'm look forward to it and unleash a ''Woooooooooooooooo!!'' the next time I score.
As the game ends he says ''say hi to youtube'' and informs me via message that I'm being featured on his channel so everyone can file a complaint against me. His voice sounded familiar so I may have seen his videos before. Hopefully he wasn't bluffing because I'd love to see somebody describing how sweaty I am in video form - especially if he includes me celebrating in gamechat to show how much of a knob I am.
