Author Topic: Phoenix Nights (Read 12646 times)

XabiGerrard · « **Reply #40 on:** November 21, 2014, 04:04:23 pm »

My balls are black and blue, I've hit them with a mallet. What game am I playing?

He's hit his balls with a mallet!?

Hierro · « **Reply #41 on:** November 21, 2014, 04:17:23 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on November 19, 2014, 05:27:41 pm

One of the funniest Phoenix Nights moments for me was when they did the pub quiz and played the 'The music intro' round.

They played the opening few bars of the Top Gun theme tune and then stopped the record.

The whole pub carried on singing 'Take my breath away"

funny as fuck

"Walking on the Moon..." - get it down Paddy!

redan · « **Reply #42 on:** November 21, 2014, 04:23:41 pm »

Hierro · « **Reply #43 on:** November 21, 2014, 04:23:59 pm »

Don't talk to me about upper body strength, Lesley! My forearms are massive!

And we all know why that is don't we? Too much "Trumpet Polishing'"

XabiGerrard · « **Reply #44 on:** November 21, 2014, 04:55:26 pm »

Do you take NUS?

I don't take any of that s*** love and neither should you if you know what's good for ya!

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #45 on:** November 27, 2014, 01:32:36 pm »

Just a couple of stage shows, for Comic Relief, it seems. Meh.

eddymunster · « **Reply #46 on:** November 27, 2014, 01:37:33 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on November 27, 2014, 01:32:36 pm

Just a couple of stage shows, for Comic Relief, it seems. Meh.

What a let down.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #47 on:** November 27, 2014, 01:55:26 pm »

Mind your language I seen a child's bike outside!

the good half · « **Reply #48 on:** November 27, 2014, 02:06:47 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on November 21, 2014, 01:14:41 pm

I'm seeing the word Nonce.

No.
Sorry.
Pedant.
But no.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #49 on:** November 27, 2014, 05:45:47 pm »

"How far away are they."

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/2AAAnZ0JKGo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/2AAAnZ0JKGo</a>

Red_Mist · « **Reply #50 on:** November 27, 2014, 08:11:18 pm »

"Send the buggers back...."

Sad how times have changed...ridiculed back then as extremist twats....now the fuckers are winning seats in Westminster.....so much for your theory Charlie D.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #51 on:** November 28, 2014, 08:56:10 am »

Tickets go on sale on Sunday

http://www.gigsandtours.com/tour/peter-kay-s-phoenix-nights-live/

Will be getting on this even if its just for the nostagia

gazzalfc · « **Reply #52 on:** November 30, 2014, 11:36:07 am »

Well those sold out quick. Managed to grab 2 on one of the extra nights added

markedasred · « **Reply #53 on:** November 30, 2014, 12:29:58 pm »

Quote from: TheKid. on September 17, 2011, 11:10:02 pm

If Peter Kay has written the entire 3rd series on his own it'll be shite.
Used to like it but can't watch it any more now Kay has become such a c*nt

This is the only Kay that does it for me, but it will be a full on Catherine Tate script. That dialogue is pitch perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsTwBCZP0QE

gazzalfc · « **Reply #54 on:** February 1, 2015, 02:38:41 pm »

Message from Ted Robbins wife on Facebook following his collapse during last nights performance

Ted Robbins
3 hrs
Hi Judy here. With Ted now in the hospital. He is in some pain due to bruising on his ribs from chest compressions but other than that he is doing well. Ted had rheumatic fever when he was a child which left him with some heart damage so we have always been aware that he would need a routine procedure to correct. We are so incredibly grateful for everyone's support and we would love more than anything to find out who the doctor was out of the audience who have such fantastic treatment. Thanks for all your lovely messages, it's very touching to know he is so loved. He will be fit and healthy again soon. God bless all the NHS staff that are doing such a fantastic job. Xx

Manchester arena have stated that tonights performance will go ahead as planned. No word on what will happen to those who went last night

Statto Red · « **Reply #55 on:** February 1, 2015, 02:41:09 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on November 19, 2014, 05:27:41 pm

One of the funniest Phoenix Nights moments for me was when they did the pub quiz and played the 'The music intro' round.

They played the opening few bars of the Top Gun theme tune and then stopped the record.

The whole pub carried on singing 'Take my breath away"

funny as fuck

Ray Von "the answer is Shroud Of Turin"
Kenny Snr,Young Kenny & Spencer "what did we have? Lisa Stansfield"

Ziltoid · « **Reply #56 on:** November 27, 2019, 03:27:49 pm »

Met this bloke on Friday, good laugh

Son of Spion · « **Reply #57 on:** November 27, 2019, 03:39:55 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on November 27, 2019, 03:27:49 pm

Met this bloke on Friday, good laugh

I thought that was The Rock with Mr Spikey for a moment.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #58 on:** November 27, 2019, 04:17:35 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on November 27, 2019, 03:27:49 pm

Met this bloke on Friday, good laugh

Loved you in Resevoir Dogs mate. Did it hurt when they cut your ear off?

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #59 on:** November 29, 2019, 07:51:14 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on November 27, 2019, 04:17:35 pm

Loved you in Resevoir Dogs mate. Did it hurt when they cut your ear off?

Don't think he heard you

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #60 on:** November 29, 2019, 08:11:13 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on November 27, 2019, 04:17:35 pm

Loved you in Resevoir Dogs mate.

So did Keith Laird.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #61 on:** November 30, 2019, 07:39:58 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on November 27, 2019, 04:17:35 pm

Loved you in Resevoir Dogs mate. Did it hurt when they cut your ear off?

Eh?

Night before we were eating in Gino's restaurant and a couple of waiters had their picture took with me saying I looked like him.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #62 on:** April 18, 2022, 11:09:05 pm »

Coming in here with your ha ha ha-shish.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #63 on:** November 14, 2023, 03:24:30 pm »

I mean look at Sushi, he's only 42 and he's coping.

Sushi?

Roy Fish, off the estate. He had half his stomach out, a bag on his hip, he still goes jogging.