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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2014, 07:40:03 PM »
Put one sign up earlier and someone moved it...
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2014, 07:52:25 PM »
The "You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps" one?








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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2014, 11:20:35 PM »
Or a Greggs doorway?
That's been the favoured assembly point for Rawkites for a couple of years now...

I've been putting up fire exit signage today, in the staff room.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2014, 01:32:32 AM »
That's been the favoured assembly point for Rawkites for a couple of years now...


you'll never forget that don't you... ;D it took me a day to get that joke :P
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2014, 04:49:28 PM »
So what do you use the Bonjella for?
Just clicked on the main board and my virus scanner came back with this

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2014, 06:21:43 PM »
How do you think the signs stayed up?
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2014, 06:30:06 PM »
I've put a near miss in for the Glen Johnson thread. Someone is going to lose an eye or eye's in there.


Should the start of a thread come with some RAMS? Can the safety officer/manager answer me this please.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2014, 07:33:58 PM »
That's been the favoured assembly point for Rawkites for a couple of years now...

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2014, 07:37:34 PM »
I've put a near miss in for the Glen Johnson thread. Someone is going to lose an eye or eye's in there.


Should the start of a thread come with some RAMS? Can the safety officer/manager answer me this please.

Think i might put a lock in/lock out on the WTF.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2014, 01:42:28 PM »
So what do you use the Bonjella for?

We dry it out on the staff room radiator, crumble it into small pieces and then give it to the transfer mods, who smoke a long toke before heading off to the WTF.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #50 on: January 17, 2014, 02:08:45 PM »
We dry it out on the staff room radiator, crumble it into small pieces and then give it to the transfer mods, who smoke a long toke before heading off to the WTF.
I did wonder what that smell was.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #51 on: January 17, 2014, 10:30:52 PM »
We dry it out on the staff room radiator, crumble it into small pieces and then give it to the transfer mods, who smoke a long toke before heading off to the WTF.
And here is a picture of me last night to substantiate it.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #52 on: January 17, 2014, 10:42:53 PM »
After the summer transfer window Macca refuses to do anything but inject the stuff now. I worry for him.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2014, 04:06:25 PM »
I did a First Aid course with St. John's Ambulance last week. 3 days covering all the basics.

Just saying.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2014, 01:06:26 AM »
Well done!
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2014, 03:42:45 PM »
OK, well, you'll be pleased to know I'm fine. A severe gouge in my finger from a small tin of imported french pate has now been attended too and my life threatening situation has been quashed. Panic over.

Whilst in my life and death situation, it got me thinking - what happens if there actually is a fire?

I think there are some areas we need to define - Six Points to Safety

1) Who are going to be the fire marshal's - mods, scribes or your average Joe punter?
2) Is there an escape plan - what routes shall we take and where shall we place signage?
3) Warning of fire - a general PM or should the site default to a fire page, with the words leg-it, or something like that on it?
4) Assembly point - Which thread should we all gather in or should we use a specific fire forum?
5) Call points - For me every forum should have a call point, you can never have enough call-points?
6) Fire drill - we need to start practicing and we need to have these on a regular basis?



I'm open to any more suggestions.




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Hahaha genius. I can't get past point 4. Which thread should we muster in the event of fire. Fucking priceless.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2014, 04:46:09 PM »
OK, well, you'll be pleased to know I'm fine. A severe gouge in my finger from a small tin of imported french pate has now been attended too and my life threatening situation has been quashed. Panic over.

Whilst in my life and death situation, it got me thinking - what happens if there actually is a fire?

I think there are some areas we need to define - Six Points to Safety

1) Who are going to be the fire marshal's - mods, scribes or your average Joe punter?
2) Is there an escape plan - what routes shall we take and where shall we place signage?
3) Warning of fire - a general PM or should the site default to a fire page, with the words leg-it, or something like that on it?
4) Assembly point - Which thread should we all gather in or should we use a specific fire forum?
5) Call points - For me every forum should have a call point, you can never have enough call-points?
6) Fire drill - we need to start practicing and we need to have these on a regular basis?




OK, after much consideration here are your answers. I hope they satisfy your concerns.

1. Average Joe punter. Although that name hasn't been taken up yet, but when he does, we'll tell him.
2. There is an escape plan: Run. The routes have been decided, they will be pointed out by the signage. Which will be placed up when the sign person finds the routes. Which need to be signed for him to find them.
3. The World Of Sport plane will fly over your area dragging behind it the banner with the letters THEWORLDO, SPTPLAN crossed out. You have to change the O to an I.
4. ;D
5. We do, its called "Callpoint". Even though I don't know what one is.
6. Black and Decker do a nice one for £24.99 at Argos.
Yep.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2015, 02:07:09 PM »
I have been informed our downage was due to a - and very well executed and everyone got out safely and within the targeted 4 minutes - fire drill.



Feel safe brothers and sisters. RAWK has your H&S at heart.



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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2015, 02:08:59 PM »
RAWK Fire Safety office MichaelA declares himself satisfied with today's drill.


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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2015, 02:21:07 PM »
Stand by for operation RAWK excercise.

Stand by for operation RAWK excercise.


....... execute........

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2015, 02:24:34 PM »
Are the RAWK servers in Amsterdam by any chance?

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2015, 02:25:46 PM »
RAWK Fire Safety office MichaelA declares himself satisfied with today's drill.



Uncanny. :wave

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #62 on: March 27, 2015, 02:50:55 PM »
Surely Jonathan Hall is our resident H&S expert?!
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #63 on: March 27, 2015, 04:13:14 PM »
Shouldn't you all be at work :wave

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #64 on: March 27, 2015, 04:27:36 PM »
Shouldn't you all be at work :wave
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #65 on: March 27, 2015, 04:50:57 PM »
RAWK Fire Safety office MichaelA declares himself satisfied with today's drill.



He looks more like Hally than MichaelA
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #66 on: March 27, 2015, 04:51:43 PM »
;D
Yep.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #67 on: March 27, 2015, 06:08:03 PM »
When did RAWK stop offering it's monthly H&S tips? I can't remember the last time I read one.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #68 on: March 27, 2015, 06:16:23 PM »
;D
Nice profile pic but soon you'll need a more.................krafty...............one ;)
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #69 on: March 27, 2015, 07:40:19 PM »
H & S is all bollocks, nothing a euromillions win wouldn't sort. For me.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2015, 07:56:08 PM »
And here I was thinking why the heck there is a thread about my initials :D
Just clicked on the main board and my virus scanner came back with this

"When we visited this site, we found it exhibited one or more risky behaviors."


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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #71 on: March 27, 2015, 08:15:47 PM »
And here I was thinking why the heck there is a thread about my initials :D
Harinder Smith, no wonder I couldn't find you in the phone book matey!

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2015, 09:10:58 PM »
Harinder Smith, no wonder I couldn't find you in the phone book matey!

It's Samsonite mate.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #73 on: March 27, 2015, 09:23:31 PM »
It's Samsonite mate.
More like Samson. His strength is in his hair even if you can't see it all ;)
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #74 on: March 27, 2015, 10:39:07 PM »
More like Samson. His strength is in his hair even if you can't see it all ;)
Bump cap, hair-net and snood, no doubt.




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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #75 on: January 31, 2020, 06:54:16 PM »
With the impending pandemic, would it not be advisable that we all start wearing masks seeing as we are from all over the world and would RAWK be issuing these masks by forum and thread or as a blanket distribution?
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #76 on: January 31, 2020, 07:22:30 PM »
Mine arrived today. Should scare most things away.


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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #77 on: January 31, 2020, 07:53:23 PM »
Mine arrived today. Should scare most things away.



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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #78 on: January 31, 2020, 08:10:32 PM »
 
 
 
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #79 on: January 31, 2020, 08:13:35 PM »
With the impending pandemic, would it not be advisable that we all start wearing masks seeing as we are from all over the world and would RAWK be issuing these masks by forum and thread or as a blanket distribution?
What makes you think we have 55000+ blankets to distribute?
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