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RAWK H&S
« on: September 17, 2011, 05:26:38 AM »
For all the time I’ve been on RAWK not once have we ever had a fire drill(which is a bit of a no-no if we are honest about it) so I wouldn’t know where to go for the fire register if we ever had a fire, and I haven’t a clue! who the nurse is or even if we have any trained first aiders.

Is it possible we can set up a H&S committee or could one of you at least have a look at this side of things.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 10:35:12 AM »
over to Mr Hall...

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 01:37:38 PM »
 ;D  That has got to the the funniest opening post I've ever read, just fucking hilarious.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 03:25:27 PM »
over to Mr Hall...

What does Mr Hall know about Health and Safety?

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 03:35:18 PM »
There was a fire drill once and no one's seen Bob K since.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 06:32:57 PM »
'Hello,is that RAWK?....Sorry to bother you ,but this is Mrs Choppertington here.I was just wondering if you have seen Mr Choppertington,as he's gone out with out taking his medication again.Oooh He'd forget his head if it weren't screwed on,the daft apeth.....never forgets his horlicks though,takes it bleedin everywere with him.....'





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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2011, 08:23:37 PM »
Disastew wecovewee?

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2011, 11:10:19 PM »
What does Mr Hall know about Health and Safety?

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 12:21:47 AM »
'Hello,is that RAWK?....Sorry to bother you ,but this is Mrs Choppertington here.I was just wondering if you have seen Mr Choppertington,as he's gone out with out taking his medication again.Oooh He'd forget his head if it weren't screwed on,the daft apeth.....never forgets his horlicks though,takes it bleedin everywere with him.....'





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:lmao That fucking killed me you, ar, giggling like fuck mate. So funny.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 06:25:24 AM »
What does Mr Hall know about Health and Safety?


ha ha that was better than the Mayweather fight :D

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 09:10:29 AM »
Bags I never keends give Chooper mouth to mouth  :o
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 11:24:24 AM »
:champ :champ I've arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That needs to be framed :jester
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 11:32:34 PM »
Disastew wecovewee?

Yup. I think we need a recovery time objective of 4hours with recovery point objective of 0 numptys

30 mins just in case to propogate any dns changes (just in case it takes longer due to bad record keeping) and 3 and a half hours to reduce RAWK to 0 numptys.
Just clicked on the main board and my virus scanner came back with this

"When we visited this site, we found it exhibited one or more risky behaviors."


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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2014, 09:58:08 PM »
Who's the first aider on tonight? I think I may need some first aid assistance.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2014, 10:04:59 PM »
Who's the first aider on tonight? I think I may need some first aid assistance.


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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2014, 10:17:46 PM »
'Hello,is that RAWK?....Sorry to bother you ,but this is Mrs Choppertington here.I was just wondering if you have seen Mr Choppertington,as he's gone out with out taking his medication again.Oooh He'd forget his head if it weren't screwed on,the daft apeth.....never forgets his horlicks though,takes it bleedin everywere with him.....'





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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2014, 10:32:54 PM »
Chopper, step away from the keyboard. Whisky and no electricity is a good mix mate.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2014, 10:36:45 PM »
Love it chopper

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2014, 10:37:21 PM »
ha ha brilliant banner. Never seen that! ;D
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2014, 10:41:22 PM »
ha ha brilliant banner. Never seen that! ;D

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2014, 11:48:16 PM »
I need assistance here crying with laughter, Rawk Gold.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2014, 01:00:37 AM »
I have a first aid badge from the girl guides :wave

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2014, 09:51:58 AM »
Ill give you mouth to mouth mate.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2014, 10:42:07 AM »
I have a first aid badge from the girl guides :wave

Give it back. Stealing from children is wrong.  8)
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2014, 11:03:31 AM »
OK, well, you'll be pleased to know I'm fine. A severe gouge in my finger from a small tin of imported french pate has now been attended too and my life threatening situation has been quashed. Panic over.

Whilst in my life and death situation, it got me thinking - what happens if there actually is a fire?

I think there are some areas we need to define - Six Points to Safety

1) Who are going to be the fire marshal's - mods, scribes or your average Joe punter?
2) Is there an escape plan - what routes shall we take and where shall we place signage?
3) Warning of fire - a general PM or should the site default to a fire page, with the words leg-it, or something like that on it?
4) Assembly point - Which thread should we all gather in or should we use a specific fire forum?
5) Call points - For me every forum should have a call point, you can never have enough call-points?
6) Fire drill - we need to start practicing and we need to have these on a regular basis?



I'm open to any more suggestions.




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« Last Edit: January 12, 2014, 11:05:16 AM by CHOPPER »
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2014, 11:25:41 AM »
And what's the cause of this fire?   Inflammatory remarks?


Does the mod in charge, get to don a big red helmet?   :-X

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Re: RAWK H&amp;S
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2014, 12:32:47 PM »
I think the more important question should be is Rawk insured for a fire?
If I get burned whilst in the transfer forum then I need to know I can claim against someone's insurance.

Where there's blame there's a claim ;D

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Re: RAWK H&S
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2014, 04:03:59 PM »
OK, well, you'll be pleased to know I'm fine. A severe gouge in my finger from a small tin of imported french pate has now been attended too and my life threatening situation has been quashed. Panic over.

Whilst in my life and death situation, it got me thinking - what happens if there actually is a fire?

I think there are some areas we need to define - Six Points to Safety

1) Who are going to be the fire marshal's - mods, scribes or your average Joe punter?
2) Is there an escape plan - what routes shall we take and where shall we place signage?
3) Warning of fire - a general PM or should the site default to a fire page, with the words leg-it, or something like that on it?
4) Assembly point - Which thread should we all gather in or should we use a specific fire forum?
5) Call points - For me every forum should have a call point, you can never have enough call-points?
6) Fire drill - we need to start practicing and we need to have these on a regular basis?



I'm open to any more suggestions.




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Re: RAWK H&amp;S
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2014, 04:10:33 PM »
Assembly point should be your local Asda.
they dont have them abroad for our foreign members.
I'd go for Spar, there fucking everywhere them fuckers.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2014, 04:40:07 PM »
they dont have them abroad for our foreign members.
I'd go for Spar, there fucking everywhere them fuckers.
 

Spar it is then.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2014, 11:13:02 PM »
Where do we store the Hi-Viz's? Hmmmmmmmm. Pansy, get your shit together.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2014, 11:46:11 PM »
Where do we store the Hi-Viz's? Hmmmmmmmm. Pansy, get your shit together.
Hi Viz, you say?


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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2014, 12:20:27 AM »
I'm just about to take my marine Basic Safety Training, after which I will be an Assembly Station Leader for Crew and PAX drills, so if you need any help...... :wave
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« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2014, 12:47:45 AM »
I'm just about to take my marine Basic Safety Training, after which I will be an Assembly Station Leader for Crew and PAX drills, so if you need any help...... :wave
Do you have your armbands?


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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2014, 02:12:21 AM »
Ive found Jims training lifeboat

We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2014, 03:25:23 PM »
Assembly point should be your local Asda.

Or a Greggs doorway?
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2014, 03:29:27 PM »
Or a Greggs doorway?

That's been the favoured assembly point for Rawkites for a couple of years now...

By the way, I had to chuckle last night and perhaps I'll explain to her why on Thursday...but last night James and I were waiting outside Earls Court to meet Lady B. My phone rings, it's her trying to find us. I asked her where she was and what she could see.

Her reply "I'm just outside Gregg's"

No further comment needed!

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2014, 06:50:40 PM »
I've been putting up fire exit signage today, in the staff room.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2014, 07:32:04 PM »


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