Author Topic: Have I Really Just Seen This? Pathetic!! (Read 14024 times)

Sir Harvest Fields · « **on:** September 14, 2011, 02:37:20 pm »

Just coming home from town and i saw this bird pushing a pram and something struck me as odd as it looked a bit small for a kids pram. It was a bit small as it turns out this dopey tart had bought her yorkshire terrier a pram ( made for dogs not a kids toy) so the poor little thing dont get tired out. WTF is the world coming to? I thought id seen a lot but thats just stupid. It has 4 legs you biff, make the lil tit walk.

Roady · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:41:59 pm »

hahaha! fucking hell the little dog must be full of energy.i take mine out three times a day and still cant tire the fucker out.

A pram for a dog! jesus wept!

Saying that i was at a mates wedding a while ago in southport and the day before there was a woman 19ish walking a fucking pig,on a lead.

ldsn · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:42:58 pm »

I want to be sick. I bet she had her dog all dressed up in pink as well.

brownie 09 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:43:14 pm »

people who put dogs in prams or bags should have them took of them.

Spongebob Redpants · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:54:24 pm »

Quote from: brownie 09 on September 14, 2011, 02:43:14 pm

people who put dogs in prams or bags should be shot !

bellinter · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:57:49 pm »

Quote from: brownie 09 on September 14, 2011, 02:43:14 pm

people who put dogs in prams or bags should have them took of them.

they should be fuckin committed

Livbes · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:06:21 pm »

Ha ha ha.

Just this morning i saw something that boiled my piss. Some c*nt on the other side of the road was going to work on Blue and Yellow 80's style roller skates. Said c*nt was also a big long haired ginger gonk with a ZZ Top beard wearing a rancid skintight brown suit. would love to of seen him fall and smash his bonce off the pavement.

forrest1980 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:10:27 pm »

Quote from: Livbes on September 14, 2011, 03:06:21 pm

Ha ha ha.

Just this morning i saw something that boiled my piss. Some c*nt on the other side of the road was going to work on Blue and Yellow 80's style roller skates. Said c*nt was also a big long haired ginger gonk with a ZZ Top beard wearing a rancid skintight brown suit. would love to of seen him fall and smash his bonce off the pavement.

And also caught it on video so as we could all have a laugh at the tube, lol !!

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:15:13 pm »

Quote from: Livbes on September 14, 2011, 03:06:21 pm

Ha ha ha.

Just this morning i saw something that boiled my piss. Some c*nt on the other side of the road was going to work on Blue and Yellow 80's style roller skates. Said c*nt was also a big long haired ginger gonk with a ZZ Top beard wearing a rancid skintight brown suit. would love to of seen him fall and smash his bonce off the pavement.

On that note i saw a guy on skates walking/running his dog this morning. Im getting a Dobermann, having my name tattooed on its arse and buy a sidecar for my bike and let him sit in it, buy him pints of bitter and bags of pork scratchings at the pub then ill let him do my bird. World has gone to pot.

PhilV · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:27:34 pm »

That is fucking pathetic, dogs need exercise, a pram defies the point, are companies trying to make dogs unhealthy/fat like people!?

Fucks sake, I hate people sometimes, so many muppets about.

A weatherfield winter wonderland · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:32:59 pm »

Quote from: Livbes on September 14, 2011, 03:06:21 pm

Ha ha ha.

Just this morning i saw something that boiled my piss. Some c*nt on the other side of the road was going to work on Blue and Yellow 80's style roller skates. Said c*nt was also a big long haired ginger gonk with a ZZ Top beard wearing a rancid skintight brown suit. would love to of seen him fall and smash his bonce off the pavement.

Roady · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:35:25 pm »

there used to be a guy who got pulled along on his skatebaord by two dogs round aigburth,sefton park area.looked a nob but the dogs were loving it.

Livbes · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:53:04 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on September 14, 2011, 03:32:59 pm

Shit the bed, i think it might of been Alexi!

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:56:19 pm »

what's wrong with eighties style skates??

I want a pair!!

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2011, 04:23:21 pm »

Quote from: Roady on September 14, 2011, 03:35:25 pm

there used to be a guy who got pulled along on his skatebaord by two dogs round aigburth,sefton park area.looked a nob but the dogs were loving it.

If they were dogs that were bred for/ enjoyed it then fine. Thats great excercise for them, but this bint is wrong in the head. Ive seens snakes, cats on leads , iguanas, monkeys, spiders etc but this dog pram thing is just wrong.

.adam · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2011, 04:51:59 pm »

Spiders on a lead?!

Flinstone · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:05:11 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on September 14, 2011, 04:23:21 pm

If they were dogs that were bred for/ enjoyed it then fine. Thats great excercise for them, but this bint is wrong in the head. Ive seens snakes, cats on leads , iguanas, monkeys, spiders etc but this dog pram thing is just wrong.

snakes and iguanas are def worse than a dog pram.

-Willo- · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:06:31 pm »

Seen some old fella in town on skates quite a lot to be fair, he just skates round an hes abar 65 I swear.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:10:59 pm »

Quote from: isildurrr on September 14, 2011, 05:05:11 pm

snakes and iguanas are def worse than a dog pram.

Nah no way. Used to take mine out for walks.

shelovesyou · « **Reply #19 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:45:44 pm »

Dogging ?

ashleyrose-66 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:48:43 pm »

I'm just about to take my pooch out for some fresh air...

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #21 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:52:08 pm »

Yea thats the bastard contraption

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:55:00 pm »

It is better for you that it was a dog and not a cat so you would not feel compelled to fight it.

Although I can see the headlines now.... "Man on walk starts fight with neighbors cat riding in pram"

StuffedAndTrussedByrdz · « **Reply #23 on:** September 14, 2011, 05:57:56 pm »

WTF? Thought it was bad when i saw a woman carrying her dog through the park the other day. What was she going the park for, presumely to walk the dog?!? This is way worse!

The China Fox · « **Reply #24 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:06:29 pm »

What do they do if the dog shits the pram?

aggerdid · « **Reply #25 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:09:11 pm »

forget the middle east and world poverty, this in an issue that must be addressed immediately

PhiLFC#1 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:10:00 pm »

Roller skates hahah

I wish there were more strange people around, makes things more interesting

firedragon · « **Reply #27 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:12:28 pm »

Pathetic ! Reminds me Just seen a few posters round my area £2000 reward for finding a missing cat?! fucking hell never realised how much people love their animals more so then family i bet ! Although if i do manage to find it i'll be laughing to the bank.

rednile · « **Reply #28 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:27:32 pm »

Absolutley barking mad .

rushyman · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2011, 12:40:44 am »

Was in New York two years back and while I was in Central Park watching a musician, saw a woman bouncing a child to sleep as a the guy played guitar

I looked at the child and said to my mrs, 'that kids got a weird hat on'

It was poodle. She was rocking a fucking poodle to sleep.

damian · « **Reply #30 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:10:25 am »

Quote from: Crimson_Tank on September 14, 2011, 05:55:00 pm

It is better for you that it was a dog and not a cat so you would not feel compelled to fight it.

Although I can see the headlines now.... "Man on walk starts fight with neighbors car riding in pram"

Why would the neighbours car be riding in a pram? Would have to be a hell of a big pram.

Scaryscouse · « **Reply #31 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:22:50 am »

Quote from: firedragon on September 14, 2011, 06:12:28 pm

Pathetic ! Reminds me Just seen a few posters round my area £2000 reward for finding a missing cat?! fucking hell never realised how much people love their animals more so then family i bet ! Although if i do manage to find it i'll be laughing to the bank.

Really? Mind you now you know your target market contact them finnd out where they live. Wait until they replace the cat/dog/child. Kidnapp it and recieve the kings booty. Jeez not an entreprenuer amongst the lot of yee.

alonsoisared · « **Reply #32 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:26:24 am »

Saw someone doing this the other day, unbelievable. Surely you take the dog outside to give it exercise, what is the fucking point in putting it in a pram and walking it around. I absolutely love dogs but those little spoilt ones are bastards.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #33 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:38:23 am »

Quote from: Crimson_Tank on September 14, 2011, 05:55:00 pm

It is better for you that it was a dog and not a cat so you would not feel compelled to fight it.

Although I can see the headlines now.... "Man on walk starts fight with neighbors car riding in pram"

What id give for a box of fireworks if i saw a cat in a pram.

" Yea cmon ya pussy, not so tough with a rocket up yer arse are ya, let me show you my washing machine you sack of crap "

Would make a great line in a film. Id make the film and id get that bird who put the cat in a wheelie bin a starring role. They could call me ' The Black Bag ' or ' The Brick And Bag Killer ' . Not that id kill bags. Must decide on a title for the film though. ' God I Hate Cats ' ? ' 101 Uses For Cat Pelts ' ? Im on a roll here maybe ' Die You Bastard Meowing Claw Hammer Magnet '

Rafa_La · « **Reply #34 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:44:23 am »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/lxAxPeC7Q4A&NR=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/lxAxPeC7Q4A&NR=1</a>
Stupid bint should watch this video.

Taken at funeral of a killed Navy Seal. His faithful dog stayed with him to the end during the service.

Stupid punt

Mavis Cruet · « **Reply #35 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:51:29 am »

There is another side to the pushchair thing. My sister has two Cavaliers, one young, one old. The older one has heart and leg problems so when he can't walk any further when they are out, he gets put in the pushchair so the younger dog gets the exercise it needs.

Personally, I wouldn't do it. I'd walk them separately (and have done with mine in the past). I think it looks bloody ridiculous

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #36 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:53:06 am »

I've seen a dog in a backpack recently

tbonejones · « **Reply #37 on:** September 15, 2011, 10:05:23 am »

Quote from: rushyman on September 15, 2011, 12:40:44 am

Was in New York two years back and while I was in Central Park watching a musician, saw a woman bouncing a child to sleep as a the guy played guitar

I looked at the child and said to my mrs, 'that kids got a weird hat on'

It was poodle. She was rocking a fucking poodle to sleep.

stealing this for my sig, brilliant.

stoa · « **Reply #38 on:** September 15, 2011, 10:08:17 am »

Was having a beer in a beer garden with a couple of mates a few weeks ago and at one of the tables there was a couple with a huge trolley bag. At first, we thought they'd had just come back from a journey. It turned out that they had two fucking dogs in there and the thing was actually made for carrying around your dogs. Madness...

Ziltoid · « **Reply #39 on:** September 15, 2011, 10:34:10 am »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on September 14, 2011, 04:23:21 pm

If they were dogs that were bred for/ enjoyed it then fine. Thats great excercise for them, but this bint is wrong in the head. Ive seens snakes, cats on leads , iguanas, monkeys, spiders etc but this dog pram thing is just wrong.

Walkies!