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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2160 on: October 29, 2011, 11:42:16 PM »
Fuck off Roy, intentional or not, its a fucking pen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2161 on: October 29, 2011, 11:42:20 PM »
No we dont agree with you you fucking vicks smearing slipper wearing electric blanket owning tosser
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2162 on: October 29, 2011, 11:42:26 PM »
'even Liverpool supporters would agree that was a very harsh harsh decision (talking about suarez penalty incident'
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2163 on: October 29, 2011, 11:42:29 PM »
I won't agree with you at all Roy, you splendid bellringer.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2164 on: October 29, 2011, 11:42:29 PM »
that tchoi is the spit of reginald d hunter
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr

I said it before and i'll say it again

West Broms Somen Tchoyi and Comedian Reginald D Hunter, Hhhhmmmm. Never see them in a room at the same time!
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2165 on: October 29, 2011, 11:42:35 PM »
Hes also a fucking beast. Will move on to better things than WBA

Thought he was their best player today. Shame Hodgson is his manager.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2166 on: October 29, 2011, 11:43:25 PM »
Awww Hansen :)

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2167 on: October 29, 2011, 11:43:28 PM »
HAHAHA, get in Jocky

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2168 on: October 29, 2011, 11:43:46 PM »
Haha love Hansen
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2169 on: October 29, 2011, 11:43:46 PM »
Why the fuck have I heard a variation of "it's a soft penalty but it's a bad challenge" about 50 times since the game?

That's a penalty then, you spuffing cockrags. There's fuck all difference.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2170 on: October 29, 2011, 11:43:56 PM »
How have Wigan stayed in the Premier League for so long?
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2171 on: October 29, 2011, 11:44:04 PM »
Thought he was their best player today. Shame Hodgson is his manager.

Its a shame Hodgson is anything
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2172 on: October 29, 2011, 11:44:14 PM »
What was that noise Hansen made then. Sounded like him fantasising over his wife

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2173 on: October 29, 2011, 11:44:21 PM »
Cor, thatsa s ave...deserved a goal that though.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2174 on: October 29, 2011, 11:44:21 PM »



Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2175 on: October 29, 2011, 11:44:39 PM »
Awww Hansen :)

Love the new look, Martin mate. I'd probably be tempted now.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2176 on: October 29, 2011, 11:45:01 PM »
How have Wigan stayed in the Premier League for so long?

Home games are ferocious

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2177 on: October 29, 2011, 11:45:23 PM »
This thread is gold for new sigs

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2178 on: October 29, 2011, 11:45:59 PM »
Anyone know who got MOTM for LFC today?
"The club was great, the people were great and the people from Liverpool - the text messages, the phone calls, the emails, all the tweets I had on my Twitter account - it's unbelievable how much respect they showed me and it's also a bit emotional" - Dirk Kuyt

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2179 on: October 29, 2011, 11:46:09 PM »
What a hit.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2180 on: October 29, 2011, 11:46:16 PM »
What a finish for Van Persie's hat trick

Do you live in a universe which is like an hour behind or so?  Waitn a few hours and we all go back an hour.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2181 on: October 29, 2011, 11:46:31 PM »
Anyone know who got MOTM for LFC today?
Spearing.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2182 on: October 29, 2011, 11:47:13 PM »
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2183 on: October 29, 2011, 11:47:23 PM »
What was that noise Hansen made then. Sounded like him fantasising over his wife

More like your avatar
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2184 on: October 29, 2011, 11:47:32 PM »
How have Wigan stayed in the Premier League for so long?

how everything mediocre survives - there's someone even more shite than them. every time.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2185 on: October 29, 2011, 11:47:43 PM »
This thread is gold for new sigs

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2187 on: October 29, 2011, 11:49:04 PM »
Anyone know who got MOTM for LFC today?

Suarez
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2188 on: October 29, 2011, 11:49:09 PM »
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2189 on: October 29, 2011, 11:49:56 PM »
so lucas's immaculate outside of the foot ball to suarez was a "long ball forward" apparently.  i'm glad i've got the bbc commentators to tell me what's going on!

Thought the same, it was an awesome ball yet not surprisingly there was no mention of how good it was.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2190 on: October 29, 2011, 11:49:56 PM »
Its a shame Hodgson is anything

Touche.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2192 on: October 29, 2011, 11:51:08 PM »
Hodgson pumping out a load of arsewater there...
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2193 on: October 29, 2011, 11:51:25 PM »
No we dont agree with you you fucking vicks smearing slipper wearing electric blanket owning tosser

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2194 on: October 29, 2011, 11:55:30 PM »
Just think - we've got all our woodwork-hits out of the way before November. From now on, everything we hit will go in.

Oh, and Hodgson: no, we wouldn't agree with you if you said "1+1=2"
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2195 on: October 29, 2011, 11:57:33 PM »
Did Lineker say "Oldham" then instead of Wigan?

We can only wish ::)
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2196 on: October 30, 2011, 12:01:18 AM »
"The club was great, the people were great and the people from Liverpool - the text messages, the phone calls, the emails, all the tweets I had on my Twitter account - it's unbelievable how much respect they showed me and it's also a bit emotional" - Dirk Kuyt

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2197 on: October 30, 2011, 12:08:24 AM »
Do you live in a universe which is like an hour behind or so?  Waitn a few hours and we all go back an hour.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2198 on: October 30, 2011, 12:10:08 AM »
;D

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2199 on: October 30, 2011, 12:18:18 AM »
Every sig I've had bar one has been one of yours Doc

Im sure Doc wont begrudge the other!
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