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How does George Clooney do it?
« on: August 12, 2011, 03:35:50 PM »
Dates gals 20 years his junior for a year or two at a time even though he has said he will never marry.  A few good looks, a wee charm and some cash in the bank helps but how many of us lads could get away with it.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 03:36:50 PM »
A few good looks, a wee charm and some cash in the bank.

It would be this and the fact he's George fucking Clooney.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 03:37:02 PM »
Some cash in the bank is like saying there's some water in the ocean.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 03:49:15 PM »
there's probably loads of blokes that do the same but not plastered all over the media
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 03:52:31 PM »
Because he is gay? If he came out it would seriously damage his acting career.  Never wants to get married and always stays very good friends with the whoever after they've 'broken up', hmmmm.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 03:53:21 PM »
He's smarter than Rooney, Tiger Woods and the rest of them.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 03:56:34 PM »
Because he's loaded. Even Franck Ribery could have the fittest of birds, not that I am implying he is fugly as such.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 03:58:46 PM »
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 03:58:50 PM »
maybe hes a really nice person? Or hes hung like a horse?

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 04:00:50 PM »
How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2011, 04:06:05 PM »
Because he is gay? If he came out it would seriously damage his acting career.  Never wants to get married and always stays very good friends with the whoever after they've 'broken up', hmmmm.

Yeah, that's it....cause being gay would be a fucking huge disadvantage in the entertainment industry.

It's cause he loks like a badger. Women fucking love badgers.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2011, 04:10:16 PM »
Yeah, that's it....cause being gay would be a fucking huge disadvantage in the entertainment industry.

It's cause he loks like a badger. Women fucking love badgers.

Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now.  You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2011, 04:14:35 PM »
How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....
I've been vexed by this very question for years.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2011, 04:28:24 PM »
Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now.  You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?

There may be, I've not got a clue. Why would it matter if he did? Are you saying he wouldn't get anymore roles in movies with Pitt and Damon? I doubt it would effect his career at all.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2011, 04:35:04 PM »
How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....

May never be answered ;) I wonder how many of his girls who hang on for a couple of years hoping he changes his mind and then fumes out the door when he tells them again hes not interested in marriage?
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2011, 04:39:22 PM »
He's George fucking Clooney. He can shag whatever girl he practically wants, the jammy c*nt.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2011, 04:55:45 PM »
No gallery of his assorted beauties?

*storms off*
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2011, 05:24:23 PM »
Dates gals 20 years his junior for a year or two at a time even though he has said he will never marry.  A few good looks, a wee charm and some cash in the bank helps but how many of us lads could get away with it.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2011, 05:45:51 PM »
Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now.  You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?

Because Ian McKellen, Roland Emmerich etc have such a hard time in Hollywood right now...
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2011, 05:47:49 PM »
He's gay and they keep refreshing the beards?  8)
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2011, 06:09:41 PM »
Because Ian McKellen, Roland Emmerich etc have such a hard time in Hollywood right now...

One is a director and the other took decades to come out.  If you dont think it would have a dramatic effect on the roles he was offered youre an idiot.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2011, 06:10:08 PM »
Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now.  You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?

So you're saying openly gay people would struggle to be successful in the entertainment industry?


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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2011, 06:12:33 PM »
So you're saying openly gay people would struggle to be successful in the entertainment industry?



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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2011, 06:19:45 PM »
Apart from in the looks department, Clooney has nothing I don't. Except the money. And stardom. And charisma. And charm. But that is it.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2011, 06:39:46 PM »
Definitely gay
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2011, 07:04:20 PM »
Looks like a school teacher these days

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2011, 07:07:38 PM »
Looks like a school teacher these days

But because it's him. Girls will find it "manly"
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2011, 07:21:22 PM »
Looks like a homeless Terry Wogan in that photo.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2011, 07:43:06 PM »
One of the tricks is the commitment not to marry.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2011, 07:59:19 PM »
Multi-million dollars in the bank is usually a potent aphrodisiac for ladies (or men) of a certain disposition.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2011, 08:39:43 PM »
One of the tricks is the commitment not to marry.

Every woman thinks they can change his mind ...it's a challenge

Wouldn't they all be fucking priests by that line of thinking?

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2011, 08:43:49 PM »
Wouldn't they all be fucking priests by that line of thinking?

If only. Might keep the fuckers normal.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2011, 09:26:25 PM »
How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2011, 09:50:11 PM »
....  :butt

Have you any evidence to back your claim that he wouldnt get the roles he has if he was gay. I dont think he is gay at all. I think your extremely jealous. If girls are happy to get fucked around thats up to them.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2011, 09:55:26 PM »
Apparently he's "yummy"...

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2011, 01:24:51 AM »
Cary Grant was gay so was Clarke Gable,Tony Curtis , in them days  it was all hush hush, but today its no stigma to come out. I dont think he s  gay, there are people out there who really dont want to get married  again, Personally he does not appeal to me , but i know a man who did and he WAS  gay  :(
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2011, 02:14:02 AM »
Cary Grant was gay so was Clarke Gable,Tony Curtis , in them days  it was all hush hush, but today its no stigma to come out. I dont think he s  gay, there are people out there who really dont want to get married  again, Personally he does not appeal to me , but i know a man who did and he WAS  gay  :(
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2011, 02:15:22 AM »
I have no intention of bein' wed.

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