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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2011, 02:18:19 am »

He's tapping that right now, the lucky bastard.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2011, 02:41:02 am »

He's tapping that right now, the lucky bastard.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2011, 11:56:51 am »
Cary Grant was gay so was Clarke Gable,Tony Curtis ,

Tony Curtis fucked anything that stayed still long enough.  Bi, maybe.  Gay deffo not.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2011, 12:37:37 pm »
Is he really that good looking? I always thought he looked very ordinary.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2011, 01:14:30 pm »

He's tapping that right now, the lucky bastard.

Is he really fucking Stacey Keibler? She is immense. Jammy bastard
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2011, 01:31:26 pm »
Love the logic from all the jealous blokes in here that because he swans around shagging anything but telling them he won't get married, he MUST be gay.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2011, 01:43:00 pm »
Let me think.... Good looks, lots of money, successful career...

Nope no idea how he does it.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2011, 02:29:32 pm »
Multi-million dollars in the bank is usually a potent aphrodisiac for ladies (or men) of a certain disposition.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2011, 03:55:46 pm »

He's tapping that right now, the lucky bastard.
Is he really fucking Stacey Keibler? She is immense. Jammy bastard

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2011, 07:21:49 pm »
Love the logic from all the jealous blokes in here that because he swans around shagging anything but telling them he won't get married, he MUST be gay.
 ;D

Envy is a terrible thing.
if only we could be as gay as Clooney.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2011, 09:52:58 pm »
He is hung like a Blackpool donkey.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2011, 10:10:39 pm »
Love the logic from all the jealous blokes in here that because he swans around shagging anything but telling them he won't get married, he MUST be gay.
 ;D

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This. He's fit as fuck and got millions in the bank.

I do often wonder how many birds him and Brad Pitt could shag between them on a night out.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2011, 04:05:23 am »
handsome and stupidly rich - thats how
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2011, 06:12:56 am »
It would be this the fact he's George fucking Clooney.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2011, 06:13:53 am »
He is hung like a Rhino.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2011, 08:07:57 am »
What a co-incidence, I was going to start a thread asking how on earth someone like Brad Pitt manages to pull Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2011, 10:19:56 am »
Because he's sexy as fuck.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2011, 10:24:29 am »
Money talks, bullshit walks.

Not just Hollywood stars, look at Bernie Ecclestone, Flaviore Briatore and a host of other oldies. All with bangin' women.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2011, 10:29:32 am »
Money talks, bullshit walks.

Not just Hollywood stars, look at Bernie Ecclestone, Flaviore Briatore and a host of other oldies. All with bangin' women.

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If you're the kind of man (or woman) that just wants brainless money grabbing bimbos with the intelligence of a vacuum cleaner then money will bring it.

Personally I look at something more in a partner.

I think you'll find a lot of these very rich people are very, very lonely.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2011, 11:35:29 am »
According to those 2 pornstars he humped, Eileen Over and Ulick McGhee, he is long loose and full of juice.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #60 on: August 14, 2011, 11:41:41 am »
According to those 2 pornstars he humped, Eileen Over and Ulick McGhee, he is long loose and full of juice.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #61 on: August 14, 2011, 12:20:29 pm »
Women all over the world want him. Gay men want to marry him. And good looking blokes Wana dress like him.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #62 on: August 14, 2011, 02:27:11 pm »
"Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool."

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2011, 12:11:33 am »
You really asking how a leading film star gets laid?

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #64 on: August 15, 2011, 12:32:44 am »
Money talks, bullshit walks.

Not just Hollywood stars, look at Bernie Ecclestone, Flaviore Briatore and a host of other oldies. All with bangin' women.

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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #65 on: August 15, 2011, 01:44:13 am »


Ah, but he's into her for the long haul.

As would we all.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #66 on: August 15, 2011, 04:58:23 am »
Whatever the reasons for his success with the ladies are, good on him.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #67 on: August 15, 2011, 05:17:19 am »
The jealousy on this thread. The envy. The anger.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #68 on: August 15, 2011, 05:26:39 am »
The jealousy on this thread. The envy. The anger.
to be honest I can understand most of the feelings towards the fella, some on here would kill to date just one of his dates :D
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #69 on: August 15, 2011, 06:16:27 am »
to be honest I can understand most of the feelings towards the fella, some on here would kill to date just one of his dates :D

Or to be able to just be him for a day. Or a week. Or a month. Or for a lifetime.

He is...George Clooney.
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #70 on: August 15, 2011, 10:03:22 am »
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #71 on: August 15, 2011, 10:24:03 am »
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Re: How does George Clooney do it?
« Reply #72 on: August 15, 2011, 03:12:52 pm »
I think for many of these women who go for the celebrity, it is a status/competition thing.
Almost like they are winning a game with fellow women.

"Look, I got him" "He is with me, not you".

I don't blame him with the marriage thing.
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