And without stats how would you assess their 'quality'?
Watch football matches and assess players with the following standard:
1. Do they play for their wages, or for their love of the game?
2. Do they play with swagger and confidence, or play like pansies?
3. Do they have an insatiable desire to win?
4. Do they have a footballing brain, or are they tactically stupid?
5. Do they know how to handle the media, or are they arrogant pricks?
Players that fit into the majority of this description: Pepe, Agger, Skrtel, Enrique, Johnson, Carra, Gerrard, Lucas, Kelly, Hendo, Suarez, Dirk, and Spearing.
We just need a winger who isn't a pussy, because Downing is a pussy. He just doesn't have that extra level of drive.