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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27360 on: May 7, 2019, 02:21:42 pm »
Made a decision today after what has gone on.  No matter what happens on Sunday I wont be setting foot in the Eitihad ever again.  Done all 37 prem games so far this season and not missed a game at City for many years.  They can fuck off, I don't care about losing an away credit.  I'm not contributing 1 pence more to those oil c*nts and there inbred new breed of dickhead fan that most definitely never used to be there

What those wankers have done to the game is similar to what the Russian down at Chelsea did 15 or so years ago but worse.

I know nobody gives a flying fuck but that the way it is.

Absolute Joke what they are doing and any other "fan" wanting them to win the league must be total fucking nuts.  Next year they will piss the league again and it might not be us they are bumming out of it,  it may be Arsenal, Chelsea whoever.

Whats the fucking point I ask ye.  If i was Klopp or one of our players id be asking the same.

That's all well and good mate, but the sheikh will buy your seat and pretend you were there anyway.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27361 on: May 7, 2019, 02:24:28 pm »
That's all well and good mate, but the sheikh will buy your seat and pretend you were there anyway.
100 of them!

One thing with regards to ffp, how come nobody has just said any income from related companies doesn’t count, will make it harder for them to bullshit the figures, although I fully expect kompany to sign a 1 year deal and get ‘sold’ to their Chinese club or the one they gifted peps bro
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27362 on: May 7, 2019, 02:26:35 pm »
That's all well and good mate, but the sheikh will buy your seat and pretend you were there anyway.

Yeah Willie i know they don't give a fuck if seats are empty or not but its a personal decision and one i am 100% sticking to as a matter of principle.

My old man wouldn't watch the snooker final this weekend due to a proven cheating fucker being in the final and I am following suit in regards to Man fucking City.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27363 on: May 7, 2019, 02:27:18 pm »
Made a decision today after what has gone on.  No matter what happens on Sunday I wont be setting foot in the Eitihad ever again.  Done all 37 prem games so far this season and not missed a game at City for many years.  They can fuck off, I don't care about losing an away credit.  I'm not contributing 1 pence more to those oil c*nts and there inbred new breed of dickhead fan that most definitely never used to be there

What those wankers have done to the game is similar to what the Russian down at Chelsea did 15 or so years ago but worse.

I know nobody gives a flying fuck but that the way it is.

Absolute Joke what they are doing and any other "fan" wanting them to win the league must be total fucking nuts.  Next year they will piss the league again and it might not be us they are bumming out of it,  it may be Arsenal, Chelsea whoever.

Whats the fucking point I ask ye.  If i was Klopp or one of our players id be asking the same.
Some of their new 'fans' are such sad cases. I came across an Israeli City fan on twitter today, slagging off Liverpool. I don't even know if he was aware that City's owners don't recognise the state of Israel. Imagine supporting a club owned by people who think your own country doesn't have the right to exist. The mind boggles.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27364 on: May 7, 2019, 02:27:46 pm »
I see they are after the next wonderkid Felix, absolutely needed to build on their average of 99 points over 2 seasons, how on earth is Pep doing it!!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27365 on: May 7, 2019, 02:33:57 pm »
Some of their new 'fans' are such sad cases. I came across an Israeli City fan on twitter today, slagging off Liverpool. I don't even know if he was aware that City's owners don't recognise the state of Israel.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27366 on: May 7, 2019, 02:34:20 pm »
A lot of their "success" is tied to the money of course, but how much is tied to Guardiola? When he leaves, and that might not be long, how much will it affect them? I mean, look at United with Ferguson for instance. PSG can't get it done in Europe despite spending shitloads and cheating as much as City.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27367 on: May 7, 2019, 02:36:13 pm »
I see they are after the next wonderkid Felix, absolutely needed to build on their average of 99 points over 2 seasons, how on earth is Pep doing it!!
Begs the question, how good could Pip be if the board backed him properly, instead of him having to scrape by signing unknowns?, truly an astonishing coach, he has wrung every drop out of his plucky underdogs, really is a feelgood tale.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27368 on: May 7, 2019, 02:37:30 pm »
Some of their new 'fans' are such sad cases. I came across an Israeli City fan on twitter today, slagging off Liverpool. I don't even know if he was aware that City's owners don't recognise the state of Israel. Imagine supporting a club owned by people who think your own country doesn't have the right to exist. The mind boggles.
I do like a bit of irony, but even this is spread too thick for me.....poor Israel.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27369 on: May 7, 2019, 02:39:36 pm »
A lot of their "success" is tied to the money of course, but how much is tied to Guardiola? When he leaves, and that might not be long, how much will it affect them? I mean, look at United with Ferguson for instance. PSG can't get it done in Europe despite spending shitloads and cheating as much as City.

It'll affect them in terms of utter domination, but they will always be the team to beat to win the title... Until another bored Sheikh with unlimited money buys another club.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27370 on: May 7, 2019, 02:40:04 pm »
It's hard not to sound bitter, because I am fucking gutted about last night.

But I am worried for English football if this keeps up. 198 points over 2 seasons and another big summer incoming. How long before everyone see's how bad this is for the game?

Look at the state of Ligue 1, Celtic 8 in a row, Bayern have 7 in a row, Juve have 8 in a row, Barca have 8 of the last 11. It's really not good and it's not stopping any time soon. Neutral fans wont be shouting "anyone but the scousers" soon, that's for sure.

I don't see how it ends though?

It won't end.   At least in the Prem there was competition this season, as there was in Bundesliga. However La Liga, Ligue 1 and Serie A where all won at a canter, weeks in advance, by the expected team, which yes, is dull for a neutral at least.

But the majority of teams in these leagues don't stand a chance of winning it, and don't go into the season competing for the championship, so they and their fans focus isn't on that, they likely don't give much of a shit. It's the fans of those clubs like Liverpool who don't have the same ability to buy success, and are falling at that last hurdle, that feel it. But the majority of teams fans, don't care. And as long as the leagues are getting the tv deals, are making the money, it won't bother them. And the fans that fall away from the league because of the detachment between clubs and supporters, and because the football is often rather shit (which happened to me a long time ago with the prem), and no longer put their money into it, will be replaced by plenty world wide that will.

So yeah, it doesn't end.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27371 on: May 7, 2019, 02:41:24 pm »
Begs the question, how good could Pip be if the board backed him properly, instead of him having to scrape by signing unknowns?, truly an astonishing coach, he has wrung every drop out of his plucky underdogs, really is a feelgood tale.
theyd drop off, even if he fucks off this summer and they get someone like allegri but probably not as much as they did in pellegrinis last year

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27372 on: May 7, 2019, 02:54:32 pm »
I see they are after the next wonderkid Felix, absolutely needed to build on their average of 99 points over 2 seasons, how on earth is Pep doing it!!

What's funny, is the collective meltdown on twitter from fans of various clubs complaining that the PL is gonna turn into Ligue 1 or the Bundesliga. They were all happy to cheer on City every week because apparently Liverpool winning would make us unbearable. They seem to be more concerned with  Liverpool fans boasting, than a team who quite blatantly cooked their books and used the league as a tool to help with the image of an evil dictatorship.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27373 on: May 7, 2019, 02:56:55 pm »
Begs the question, how good could Pip be if the board backed him properly, instead of him having to scrape by signing unknowns?, truly an astonishing coach, he has wrung every drop out of his plucky underdogs, really is a feelgood tale.



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27374 on: May 7, 2019, 02:58:21 pm »
if a club in league one did this they would have been punished by now

a competition ban or start them next season on minus 15 if they did wrong.

they will probably get a 500k fine  (which would be like fining me 3 euro)
So if Abu Dhabi's company/arm managing Man city has a fortune of say, 5 bn, does it mean you, Hellrazor, has a fortune of 30,000 Euros? ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27375 on: May 7, 2019, 02:59:55 pm »
I would like to see Pep take up a real challenge now, maybe go to Everton, or Spurs.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27376 on: May 7, 2019, 03:03:04 pm »
I would like to see Pep take up a real challenge now, maybe go to Everton, or Spurs.

Everton are above Pep's level mate.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27377 on: May 7, 2019, 03:10:23 pm »
So if Abu Dhabi's company/arm managing Man city has a fortune of say, 5 bn, does it mean you, Hellrazor, has a fortune of 30,000 Euros? ;D
yeah but most of that fortune is made up via etihad sponsorship and unfortunately isnt real
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27378 on: May 7, 2019, 03:23:08 pm »
yeah but most of that fortune is made up via etihad sponsorship and unfortunately isnt real
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27379 on: May 7, 2019, 03:36:56 pm »
All their success is tainted by the money. We know it and deep down their fans do also.

That's why their titles will all have an * beside them in the record books.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27380 on: May 7, 2019, 04:11:43 pm »
Ok but be fair. If its not right for Manchester City to monopolise 1st place, its also not right for the same 6 clubs to monopolise the top 4 either. 
How to shake that cosy club up?






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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27381 on: May 7, 2019, 04:22:12 pm »
Ok but be fair. If its not right for Manchester City to monopolise 1st place, its also not right for the same 6 clubs to monopolise the top 4 either. 
How to shake that cosy club up?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27382 on: May 7, 2019, 04:22:14 pm »
Ok but be fair. If its not right for Manchester City to monopolise 1st place, its also not right for the same 6 clubs to monopolise the top 4 either. 
How to shake that cosy club up?
How can 6 clubs monopolise 4 places?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27383 on: May 7, 2019, 04:23:02 pm »
All their success is tainted by the money. We know it and deep down their fans do also.

to be honest I don't even think it's very deep. It's thrown at them often enough and they're ultra defensive and very thin skinned over it. Like somebody who enjoys eating meat but tries real hard not to think about where it came from.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27384 on: May 7, 2019, 04:25:27 pm »
So they are going to sign Bruno Fernandes and Felix?

Who's leaving? David Silva, Sane? Mahrez?

They can't keep them all surely.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27385 on: May 7, 2019, 04:26:31 pm »
So they are going to sign Bruno Fernandes and Felix?

Who's leaving? David Silva, Sane? Mahrez?

They can't keep them all surely.

It’s fine, they’ve all agreed to a wage cut so it’s ok good.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27386 on: May 7, 2019, 04:27:18 pm »
So they are going to sign Bruno Fernandes and Felix?

Who's leaving? David Silva, Sane? Mahrez?

They can't keep them all surely.

Silva coming up to retirement isn't he? Can definitely see Mahrez going somewhere...

Sane is an interesting one - I don't think Pep likes him all that much - would love to get him to come to us
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27387 on: May 7, 2019, 04:29:46 pm »

They can't keep them all surely.

for £0000s a week they can keep them all happy.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27388 on: May 7, 2019, 04:33:55 pm »
for £0000s a week they can keep them all happy.

And yet their wage bill never rises  ;D

But I think it will be the squad is too big. They can't keep them all even paying them loads.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27389 on: May 7, 2019, 04:42:20 pm »
I'm thinking of putting a short, to the point summary of how Man City are basically a club that has an unfair advantage due to FFP etc.

Can anyone list a few bullet points that can be made into a text please?




You hear everyone saying they are cheats etc. But the average non-LFC fan who isn't aware of the main points just thinks it's those scousers whinging and moaning again...sour grapes etc.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27390 on: May 7, 2019, 04:44:48 pm »
Seeing all the 10 year anniversary of the Chelsea1-1 barca game with iniesta's last minute goal being brought up in the news. Honestly did Pep ever win anything without cheating??

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27391 on: May 7, 2019, 04:47:08 pm »
Seeing all the 10 year anniversary of the Chelsea1-1 barca game with iniesta's last minute goal being brought up in the news. Honestly did Pep ever win anything without cheating??

Firstly that was hilarious. Secondly it was the ref making bad decisions rather than Barca cheating. Thirdly, that team stopped United from winning another two Champions Leagues. God bless the doped up c*nts (but down with Man City!).

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« Reply #27392 on: May 7, 2019, 04:51:42 pm »
Firstly that was hilarious. Secondly it was the ref making bad decisions rather than Barca cheating. Thirdly, that team stopped United from winning another two Champions Leagues. God bless the doped up c*nts (but down with Man City!).

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27393 on: May 7, 2019, 04:52:41 pm »
Seeing all the 10 year anniversary of the Chelsea1-1 barca game with iniesta's last minute goal being brought up in the news. Honestly did Pep ever win anything without cheating??

You sound like an Evertonian.

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« Reply #27394 on: May 7, 2019, 04:57:16 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27395 on: May 7, 2019, 05:06:42 pm »
Silva coming up to retirement isn't he? Can definitely see Mahrez going somewhere...

Silva keeps being linked with a move to the Japanese league

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27396 on: May 7, 2019, 05:16:49 pm »
Lance Armstrong will be their next signing, cheating c*nts.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27397 on: May 7, 2019, 05:22:47 pm »
You sound like an Evertonian.

I suppose I should be congratulating Pep and his boys as there is nothing synthetic about 198 points in two seasons. Nothing at all.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #27398 on: May 7, 2019, 05:29:19 pm »
I suppose I should be congratulating Pep and his boys as there is nothing synthetic about 198 points in two seasons. Nothing at all.

Never said that now did I?  ;) Selective memory by you that's all, considering he stopped the Mancs on several ocassions, and considering there were some questionable decisions when they played Inter in 2010 as well. So the whole cheating everywhere is very Evertonian.

I'm not talking about his stint at City and the oil wealth he has at his disposal.


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