Author Topic: Mr Ferguson given 5 match touchline ban and 30k fine (Read 13051 times)

rushyman · « **Reply #120 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:26:40 pm »

Quote from: macco on March 16, 2011, 07:20:55 pm

No denying he gets in the ear of the 4th official and influences decisions.

They dont need telling anymore. Haven't done since the first ref got demoted to the 3rd division for not giving them a pen

Kashinoda · « **Reply #121 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:28:34 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 07:24:31 pm

Imagine the chinese whispers as ferguson passes a message down the stands to whelan

Baconface to some cockney manc idiot in the stand "get rooney off! nani on!"

It reaches the dugout

Nani to whelan "Rooney got off with me nan"

sinnermichael · « **Reply #122 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:32:24 pm »

Quote from: JovaJova on March 16, 2011, 06:51:07 pm

I mean he openly called a ref corrupt and suddenly they think the entire world is against them because he gets punished for it

that's the key.

i heard that twat durham on the radio comparing it to wenger's outburst after the sunderland game recently when he said he was "too disgusted" to talk about the referee's decisions. well he was just implying that the ref was poor, not calling his integrity into question before a ball was kicked.

Torpedo Tommy · « **Reply #123 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:34:45 pm »

Quote from: Andy@Allerton on March 16, 2011, 03:10:40 pm

Got off lightly again I see.

I know! The electric chair was fully booked I believe

At least it's something that's been done!....took 19 years mind!

Sub · « **Reply #124 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:39:06 pm »

Pretty sure Ferguson will appeal, and the punishment will be handsomely reduced.

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #125 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:39:27 pm »

About time!

Juan Loco · « **Reply #126 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:39:47 pm »

A firing squad at dawn would be the only apt punishment for this twat.

LiverLuke · « **Reply #127 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:44:54 pm »

30k's less worth of whiskey for him then, could be like father jack when he sobers up for the first time.

John C · « **Reply #128 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:56:20 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 07:24:31 pm

Imagine the chinese whispers as ferguson passes a message down the stands to whelan
Baconface to some cockney manc idiot in the stand "get rooney off! nani on!"
It reaches the dugout

Nani to whelan "Rooney got off with me nan"

Scarlet` · « **Reply #129 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:56:54 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 07:24:31 pm

Imagine the chinese whispers as ferguson passes a message down the stands to whelan

Baconface to some cockney manc idiot in the stand "get rooney off! nani on!"

It reaches the dugout

Nani to whelan "Rooney got off with me nan"

Oh please...

... · « **Reply #130 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:58:34 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 07:24:31 pm

Imagine the chinese whispers as ferguson passes a message down the stands to whelan

Baconface to some cockney manc idiot in the stand "get rooney off! nani on!"

It reaches the dugout

Nani to whelan "Rooney got off with me nan"

Classic.

armchair-fan · « **Reply #131 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:08:59 pm »

Technical question - when they get touchline bans, are they also banned from the dressing room pre game/at half time? I guess that could make a difference, the touchline element, meh, you get a better view from the stands anyway.

I hope he tries a Jose and smuggles himself into the changing room in a laundry basket and suffocates under some skid marked underpants

Twiggthemanc · « **Reply #132 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:16:31 pm »

Is this the longest touchline ban ever in the prem?

Breitner · « **Reply #133 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:18:32 pm »

Now be fair, everyone is always picking on the mancs.

Snail · « **Reply #134 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:18:40 pm »

Quote from: LiverLuke on March 16, 2011, 07:44:54 pm

30k's less worth of whiskey for him then, could be like father jack when he sobers up for the first time.

Jumping out of a window?

Twiggthemanc · « **Reply #135 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:19:51 pm »

Quote from: Breitner on March 16, 2011, 08:18:32 pm

Now be fair, everyone is always picking on the mancs.

Certainly feels like it at the moment!

rednile · « **Reply #136 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:20:59 pm »

Quote from: Twiggthemanc on March 16, 2011, 08:16:31 pm

Is this the longest touchline ban ever in the prem?

Depends if your timing it with Fergusons watch .

Snail · « **Reply #137 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:21:09 pm »

Quote from: Twiggthemanc on March 16, 2011, 08:19:51 pm

Certainly feels like it at the moment!

Bless your cottons.

John C · « **Reply #138 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:21:12 pm »

Quote from: armchair-fan on March 16, 2011, 08:08:59 pm

Technical question - when they get touchline bans, are they also banned from the dressing room pre game/at half time? I guess that could make a difference, the touchline element, meh, you get a better view from the stands anyway.

Just from the dug out. Article 5, Clause 4 of the PL Regulations don't permit banning hair-dryers from dressing rooms.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #139 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:22:10 pm »

Quote from: Twiggthemanc on March 16, 2011, 08:19:51 pm

Certainly feels like it at the moment!

mobydick · « **Reply #140 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:26:08 pm »

Quote from: armchair-fan on March 16, 2011, 08:08:59 pm

Technical question - when they get touchline bans, are they also banned from the dressing room pre game/at half time? I guess that could make a difference, the touchline element, meh, you get a better view from the stands anyway.

I hope he tries a Jose and smuggles himself into the changing room in a laundry basket and suffocates under some skid marked underpants

On match day, as I understand it, he is banned from the dressing room and can have no contact with anyone on the bench during the game.

I'm not sure if paper planes made from gin bottle labels, with tactical changes written on them, being aimed at Phelan is included in the ruling.

The Jolly Boys Outing · « **Reply #141 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:27:15 pm »

taggart should be made to say in advance when he is going to speak to the media so that i dont watch skysportsnews that day .

Frank. · « **Reply #142 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:28:04 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 07:24:31 pm

Imagine the chinese whispers as ferguson passes a message down the stands to whelan

Baconface to some cockney manc idiot in the stand "get rooney off! nani on!"

It reaches the dugout

Nani to whelan "Rooney got off with me nan"

NineTails20 · « **Reply #143 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:32:10 pm »

Quote from: Twiggthemanc on March 16, 2011, 08:19:51 pm

Certainly feels like it at the moment!

About time something was done about the piss stained bastard. Not that the fine will last long; the FA will probably reduce it from £30,000 to £5 and a half eaten Mars bar by Friday.

Kahuna{=}Berger · « **Reply #144 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:43:12 pm »

Quote from: Twiggthemanc on March 16, 2011, 08:16:31 pm

Is this the longest touchline ban ever in the prem?

Depends how you look at it. Are you looking at it as a 5 match ban or a 3 match ban plus another suspended 2 match ban?

SP · « **Reply #145 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:47:09 pm »

Avram Grant charged. When did the FA grow a pair?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_ham_utd/9427076.stm

Kopite B205 · « **Reply #146 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:47:54 pm »

About time the FA grew a set of balls.

andy in warrington · « **Reply #147 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:14:31 pm »

It will make zero difference. He can communicate anyway from the stand.
In any case I was sat in the paddock not far from Ferguson in the United game the other week. He got off the bench once in 90 minutes, and didn't say a dicky bird. That was in a game United were playing shite in. It won't make any difference.

Walk on, walk on · « **Reply #148 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:41:12 pm »

Quote from: It's Jimmy Corkhill on March 16, 2011, 06:30:06 pm

Nah, that was TopKopster

Quote from: Dr Manhattan on March 16, 2011, 06:28:06 pm

Well at least we now know BigBruceyGrob's real name.

Thats what gets on my tits. What kind of shithouses masquerade as a fan of another club? I'll be far too disgusted to do anything remotely like that. In fact I feel nauseous even barely wondering what I'd have been if I supported the mancs.

Then you have these people like TopKopster who had wwoy as his avatar. Even talking about it makes me feel like I need a shower.

lfcshaunod · « **Reply #149 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:42:38 pm »

Get in!!!

Fuck you ferguson. Fuck you!

Dirkismydad · « **Reply #150 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:44:45 pm »

Quote from: lfcshaunod on March 16, 2011, 09:42:38 pm

Get in!!!

Fuck you Mr Alex Ferguson. Fuck you!

Why is it when you post f.e.r.g.i.e without full stops inbetween or something similar, does it come out Mr Alex Ferguson? just wondering?

Chakan · « **Reply #151 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:45:05 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 09:44:45 pm

Why is it when you post f.e.r.g.i.e without full stops inbetween or something similar, does it come out Mr Alex Ferguson? just wondering?

Autocorrect

lfcshaunod · « **Reply #152 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:47:29 pm »

Quote from: Chakan on March 16, 2011, 09:45:05 pm

Autocorrect

but why?

SP · « **Reply #153 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:47:59 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 09:44:45 pm

Why is it when you post f.e.r.g.i.e without full stops inbetween or something similar, does it come out Mr Alex Ferguson? just wondering?

Fergie is a term of endearment. This is a Liverpool site. It clearly is not appropriate. And we don't like the Black Eye Pies. Or ex-Royals.

Dirkismydad · « **Reply #154 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:50:56 pm »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on March 16, 2011, 09:47:59 pm

Fergie is a term of endearment. This is a Liverpool site. It clearly is not appropriate. And we don't like the Black Eye Pies. Or ex-Royals.

I guess so, but its surely not more endearing than Mr Alex Ferguson. That actually could make someone somewhere picture him as an actual regular person who deserves respect.....

lfcshaunod · « **Reply #155 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:53:58 pm »

Quote from: Dirkismydad on March 16, 2011, 09:50:56 pm

I guess so, but its surely not more endearing than Mr Alex Ferguson. That actually could make someone somewhere picture him as an actual regular person who deserves respect.....

agreed

robbie96 · « **Reply #156 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:04:47 pm »

Quote from: It's Jimmy Corkhill on March 16, 2011, 03:10:57 pm

Just seen Wayne Rooney with an apple in his mouth fly past my window.

.......

I'm sure tomorrow , 4 matches will be suspended - guaranteed! $:-\$

cornelius · « **Reply #157 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:38:47 pm »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on March 16, 2011, 09:47:59 pm

Fergie is a term of endearment. This is a Liverpool site. It clearly is not appropriate.

Is it though? Kenny has used it a lot lately. Just saying. My personal preferences are Whisky Nose, Demento or Slur.

Kahuna{=}Berger · « **Reply #158 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:58:36 pm »

Quote from: cornelius on March 16, 2011, 10:38:47 pm

Is it though? Kenny has used it a lot lately. Just saying. My personal preferences are Whisky Nose, Demento or Slur.

I prefer the Doc's one from earlier...

Quote from: Dr Manhattan on March 16, 2011, 04:19:48 pm

Have some of that, you purple-faced ginsoaked hard-shoulder-shitting bellwhiffing repugnant turgid old cunting fuckstump.

damian · « **Reply #159 on:** March 16, 2011, 11:10:55 pm »

Not sure the 3 game ban is enough really.

Wasn't his original ban (which included the additional 2 games that were suspended) about 4 games, so he served 2 and carried the 2 over? Therefore, his 3 match ban this time is actually more lenient - should have been more for a repeat offence. Isn't it obvious that the bans just don't work, he'll continue to reoffend.