Topic: The FOOTBALL BETS thread

[dudleyred]

Gone on linfield women. Over 3.5 in first half @ 9/4

Let's hope they're in the mood!! Or concede a hatful I guess

[El Denzel Pepito]

Followed on those shouts, Djursholm over 6.5 goal line and Linfield -4.5/5.0 in an acca. Let's hope Linfield get going.

[Barneylfc∗]

I simply can't ignore Djursholm u19 at 6pm in the Swedish u19 lower leagues. The odds are -5.5 handicap and over 6.5 goals at 1.900 right now so I hope it comes in play and I can smash it as Richard Keys the hairy handed goon might say.

Djursholm have scored 91 goals in 18 games; 53 in 9 home matches and are top of the league. Marsta are near the bottom, have lost all 9 away matches and conceded 62 goals away from home. This has potential massacre written all over it and double digit scores are not unusual in this league.

Baffling how teams go 6-0 up at half time then just can't be arsed

[1892tillforever]

Baffling how teams go 6-0 up at half time then just can't be arsed

I cashed out at HT for a tasty win so I'm pleased. I seldom go after big scorelines any more. I pretty much 'call it' before a handicap or goal line goes beyond a certain point and don't try to chase gigantic scores as statistically, they rarely come in.

I'll admit I did think they would win 12 or 13 when it was 6-0.

[Barneylfc∗]

I cashed out at HT for a tasty win so I'm pleased. I seldom go after big scorelines any more. I pretty much 'call it' before a handicap or goal line goes beyond a certain point and don't try to chase gigantic scores as statistically, they rarely come in.

I'll admit I did think they would win 12 or 13 when it was 6-0.

I cashed out the -5.5 at 4-0 

[Barneylfc∗]

Linfield Women -4.5.

They beat the same team 8-1 away from home last week in the cup, and a similar or better scoreline tonight wouldn't be a surprise. Linfield are by far the best team in the league.

  Sorry gents

[dudleyred]

Sorry gents

Haha. Shit happens. 13 shots on goal as I write so not bad. Possession low though. Guess you get thumped 8-1 you make sure it doesn't happen again a week later!

[1892tillforever]

Sorry gents

Don't be.

Statistically it was a good shout. Linfield net 4+ in most of their games and 5 or 6 against the lower ranked sides.

[Barneylfc∗]

Women's Champions League today again. Hopefully some similar scorelines to the other day

[mrchimps]

Benfica women 2-0 down after 9 mins.

[mrchimps]

Benfica women 2-0 down after 9 mins.

3-0 11 mins. All over 4.5 fh at 4/5

[1892tillforever]

Not sure why a second Norwegian side is allowed enter at this stage; they changed the rules to give certain nations a second team. This Norwegian side is far too good for anyone at this level barring maybe one or two sides who they can't play anyway.

[mrchimps]

Left it late there.

[Barneylfc∗]

Need Avaldsnes to win by 6. Cashed out for £10 profit across 3 bets. Cue a goal rush 

[mrchimps]

I was getting jittery at the end of that fh mate. Were flying in then stalled. I usually shit myself and cash out at a loss, thankfully this time I didn't.

[1892tillforever]

Need Avaldsnes to get the next goal for a huge win.

[1892tillforever]

Ah well, never mind. The Breidablik game is interesting at 2pm. They drew with Spartak Subotica in the first game. It looks likely that the single qualifying spot is between those two sides so they should be looking for goals galore in their last two games.

Sofia lost 4-0 to Cardiff so they are obviously the weakest side in the group so it's a chance for the Icelandic champions to go to town and score a shit ton of goals (at least I hope so!).

[Barneylfc∗]

All in on 3 way handicap Breidablik -5 at 21/20

I say all in, I've withdrew everything and left myself with £70. So lets see how far I get with it 

[mrchimps]

Well this is shite.

[Barneylfc∗]

Well this is shite.

Your telling me  Cashed out for £23.92. What a pile of shite

Hahahahah you absolute c*nts

[1892tillforever]

Bookies getting revenge after getting fisted a couple of days ago.

The smart thing to do is reduce stakes or not bother for the rest of the day.

Hooray a goal for the Icelanders!

[1892tillforever]

Your telling me  Cashed out for £23.92. What a pile of shite

Hahahahah you absolute c*nts

A goal 0.123677 seconds later!

[Barneylfc∗]

A goal 0.123677 seconds later!

I reckon a big banner went up in the home end "BARNEY HAS NOW CASHED OUT" and that was their cue to score 

[1892tillforever]

I reckon a big banner went up in the home end "BARNEY HAS NOW CASHED OUT" and that was their cue to score 

They have really gone to town in the last couple of minutes!

[mrchimps]

I cashed out on over 2.5 fh goals 2 seconds before the 3Rd. Fucks sake.

[Barneylfc∗]

Sickening. That's 2 games I've blew my load too early. Currently sitting with £23.92, but if I'd held out, I'd be over £200 

[Barneylfc∗]

Was about to say the mobile site has went mental. But then I realised there are markets for which teams Leicester and Barca etc will get in the draw. Ridiculous market

[Barneylfc∗]

On the Limassol handicap. I'm getting someone to change my password for the weekend if it doesn't come in.

[LanceLink!!!!!]

On the Limassol handicap. I'm getting someone to change my password for the weekend if it doesn't come in.

If it's like that mate, set a limit on deposits, it works. Been there, done that.

[1892tillforever]

On the Limassol handicap. I'm getting someone to change my password for the weekend if it doesn't come in.

Some off scorelines today. 2 goals short of around £500 today (1 goal short in 2 different games).

Apollon battering their opponents with no joy.

[Barneylfc∗]

If it's like that mate, set a limit on deposits, it works. Been there, done that.

It's all just profit, but I've lost literally every bet (if you count the cashouts earlier) in the last 24 hours. Gonna be drinking a good bit too so best to stay well clear 

[mrchimps]

I need to have a word with myself about cashing out too early. 3 times today.

[Barneylfc∗]

My last £5 has went on a 4 team acca. Need West ham to turn it round. The other 3 are winning

[LanceLink!!!!!]

My last £5 has went on a 4 team acca. Need West ham to turn it round. The other 3 are winning

I got a small bet on tonight with West Ham, St Etienne, Shakhtar wins & some Icelandic game over 1.5 goals. Towards the end of the first half, all within 2 minutes of each other, West Ham went 1 down, St Etienne got a red card and some Icelandic team missed a penalty. Which was nice.

[KingOfStrongStyle]

My last £5 has went on a 4 team acca. Need West ham to turn it round. The other 3 are winning

Fucking West Ham mate costing me as well. I've been on a terrible losing streak of late.

[Barneylfc∗]

Fucking West Ham mate costing me as well. I've been on a terrible losing streak of late.

Their keeper is having a blinder

[Barneylfc∗]

Fuck off West Ham

[KingOfStrongStyle]

Fuck off West Ham

Twats 

I think it's time to take a break for me now and come back in 6 months time

[Barneylfc∗]

Twats 

I think it's time to take a break for me now and come back in 6 months time

It's time for me to take a break too. No doubt I'll be back tomorrow though  What I've lost in the last day or so can be made back in 1 game. Swings and roundabouts.

[Red Viper]

Burton Albion 10/1

Spurs 7/5 tomorrow. Easy money