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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4680 on: April 30, 2021, 10:06:27 pm »
The Ruth Duggan scenes were brilliant as per usual

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4681 on: April 30, 2021, 10:16:42 pm »
The little things are the best. Like all the crap floating out of Simon’s pocket as he fumbled for his note.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4682 on: April 30, 2021, 10:18:26 pm »
Haha and Alan trying to advertise a pair of socks as much as possible but mostly failing ;D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4683 on: April 30, 2021, 10:19:01 pm »
The little things are the best. Like all the crap floating out of Simon’s pocket as he fumbled for his note.

yeah its something you can watch again straight away and pick up on something new
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4684 on: April 30, 2021, 11:48:00 pm »
'Maybe one day he'll run the BBC.'
'Oh. He attends state school'.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4685 on: April 30, 2021, 11:49:58 pm »
Buckells as a police officer. It'll never catch on.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4686 on: May 1, 2021, 12:24:36 am »
'Maybe one day he'll run the BBC.'
'Oh. He attends state school'.

;D

Anyone notice how he and Jenny didn't talk once when they were off air? And were making sly digs at each other when they were on? Obviously still a lot of bad blood after the last episode of series 1.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4687 on: May 1, 2021, 01:48:22 am »
Right...Burger King...

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4688 on: May 1, 2021, 05:48:48 am »
Enjoyed it. The ending was good. Also loved his cracking knees when he squatted.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4689 on: May 1, 2021, 08:28:53 am »
I also love the actor who played Jenny’s fiancé (the smug git). Always takes me back to Horrible Histories. :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4690 on: May 1, 2021, 08:52:02 am »
Didn't quite catch the conversation with Alan and Lynn talking about the producer, that and the tension between Alan and Jenny makes me think that something drastic will happen in the next couple of episodes, Alan gets sacked? Something like that. I'd be very surprised if Alan and Jenny are presenting This Time together in episode six.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4691 on: May 1, 2021, 09:59:40 am »
I also love the actor who played Jenny’s fiancé (the smug git). Always takes me back to Horrible Histories. :D

was he also in  the detectorists?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4692 on: May 1, 2021, 10:08:50 am »
The Ruth Duggan scenes were brilliant as per usual

That's exactly right Jenny.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4693 on: May 1, 2021, 11:49:31 am »
Appears the trailer for the second episode has blarted out the returning character :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4694 on: May 1, 2021, 11:55:47 am »
Jenny's dressing room was 1 and Alan's is dressing room A.

Definitely Alan being petty, nice touch :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4695 on: May 1, 2021, 05:48:10 pm »
When he smells the flowers.....'mmmm Nice' 🤣

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4696 on: May 2, 2021, 09:50:49 am »
"Like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct"  :)

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4697 on: May 2, 2021, 12:21:10 pm »
I've just seen the trailer for to the second one.


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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4698 on: May 2, 2021, 01:18:32 pm »
Child Obesity 🤣
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4699 on: May 2, 2021, 09:08:01 pm »
Sidekick Simon is so laughably poor at his job. The idea he’d be kept on let alone given a promotion.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4700 on: May 2, 2021, 11:29:06 pm »
Sidekick Simon is so laughably poor at his job. The idea he’d be kept on let alone given a promotion.

No pay rise though. :D

If you’re being picky it’s unlikely Alan would have been given a second series (the shits) given he o my stepped in to host the last one at late notice. Best to just enjoy the fact it’s back on.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4701 on: May 3, 2021, 01:40:04 pm »
"Like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct"  :)

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4702 on: May 3, 2021, 01:42:47 pm »
No pay rise though. :D

If you’re being picky it’s unlikely Alan would have been given a second series (the shits) given he o my stepped in to host the last one at late notice.

Did you miss the episode where the dude he was temporarily replacing was revealed as a molestor type thus making Alan permanent?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4703 on: May 3, 2021, 02:32:04 pm »
Did you miss the episode where the dude he was temporarily replacing was revealed as a molestor type thus making Alan permanent?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4704 on: May 3, 2021, 02:39:07 pm »
Did you miss the episode where the dude he was temporarily replacing was revealed as a molestor type thus making Alan permanent?

I thought he died. Either way they could have replaced him with younger blood. But obviously ruddy delighted they didn’t.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4705 on: May 3, 2021, 02:47:35 pm »
#johngone
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4706 on: May 3, 2021, 02:52:18 pm »
I thought he died. Either way they could have replaced him with younger blood. But obviously ruddy delighted they didn’t.

He did die and was suitably remembered by Alan.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4707 on: May 3, 2021, 03:21:56 pm »
I also love the actor who played Jenny’s fiancé (the smug git). Always takes me back to Horrible Histories. :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4708 on: May 4, 2021, 09:04:37 am »
lots of good stuff in the first episode

when sidekick simon was swiping through the phone app and he came to a screen with multiple phones  ;D

yeh nice little touch with the 'a' on the dressing room - well spotted i'll have to go back and look at that - and when alan shouted 'MOVE' to the assistant bringing on the flowers  ;D

as well as the ending where poor al had to race through the twins reunion story - at one point he said something like 'and your mother died boo hoo' while rubbing his eyes and moving quickly on

thing is, if this was real life then he'd be a ratings success as, unknowingly only to himself, he'd be a must watch car crash
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4709 on: May 4, 2021, 09:11:18 am »
Jenny's dressing room was 1 and Alan's is dressing room A.

Definitely Alan being petty, nice touch :D

Ha, I didn't spot that!

Loved the Ruth Duggan scene as usual and also the bit in the monastary greenhouse. Oh, and rattling through the reunited brothers at the end, classic Alan!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4710 on: May 4, 2021, 09:15:43 am »
Describing Lynn as being like Robocop or Oscar Pistorius, after getting a(nother) new hip :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4711 on: May 4, 2021, 09:17:02 am »
I think Alan is going to have a fight with Ruth Duggan and gets the sack. It's all building up to something.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4712 on: May 4, 2021, 09:33:36 am »
The way he was bantering with the head monk too...the way he said something like “You’re definitely a character” cracked me up.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4713 on: May 4, 2021, 06:00:43 pm »
Holy shit, anyone just seen the latest This Time trailer? It only has an appearance from Joe Beesley and Cheeky Monkey. :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4714 on: May 4, 2021, 06:08:24 pm »
This country.

Un-be-bloody-believeable.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4715 on: May 4, 2021, 06:16:00 pm »
Holy shit, anyone just seen the latest This Time trailer? It only has an appearance from Joe Beesley and Cheeky Monkey. :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4716 on: May 4, 2021, 06:20:32 pm »
Well done Nick, I did hear that someone from the past would be making an appearance but was deliberately trying to avoid finding out who :P
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4717 on: May 4, 2021, 06:22:25 pm »
Well done Nick, I did hear that someone from the past would be making an appearance but was deliberately trying to avoid finding out who :P

You’re welcome.

Or should I have spoilered. Or better still, given you found out about something Partridge related in a Partridge thread whilst trying to avoid Partridge news...

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4718 on: May 4, 2021, 06:24:08 pm »
It’s the behaviour of a dosser and a dwad.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4719 on: May 4, 2021, 06:49:35 pm »
Holy shit, anyone just seen the latest This Time trailer? It only has an appearance from Joe Beesley and Cheeky Monkey. :D
Joe Beesley was on the show with Forbes McCallister when the unfortunate incident happened. Alan also has a cut at him in the book.

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