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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8360 on: February 2, 2011, 12:15:45 pm »
Here to help.
Seriously though I cant look at him without thinking about how he looks special now. Its not good.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8361 on: February 2, 2011, 01:48:22 pm »
I tried my best to jinx it. :(

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8362 on: February 2, 2011, 05:01:49 pm »
Hmmm...it's almost like he's a bit special isn't it. Don;t think anyone's picked up on that yet!

He's not special, he's just shit.
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8363 on: February 3, 2011, 11:42:05 am »
Seriously though I cant look at him without thinking about how he looks special now. Its not good.
I cannot stand the way he smooths down his hair when he gets a wicket, as he knows the camera will be on his special fucking gooning face.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8364 on: February 3, 2011, 02:00:49 pm »
I cannot stand the way he smooths down his hair when he gets a wicket, as he knows the camera will be on his special fucking gooning face.
There is some real hate there. I like it.

So Krejza has been brought into the squad for the last game due to Doherty's injury. As has Adam Voges. Clarke and Watson will both be rested so Cam White will captain the side.

I really hope Krejza does well and neither Hauritz or Doherty are fit for the World Cup. Krejza is the most attacking spinner in Aus and needs to take his chance and push for Test aka "real cricket" selection.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8365 on: February 3, 2011, 05:26:57 pm »
Botham had anything to say about Prior stumping Johnson then claming he was bowled?

Forgot about it in the moment, but just watching the highlights now I was reminded.
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8366 on: February 4, 2011, 07:12:23 am »
Botham had anything to say about Prior stumping Johnson then claming he was bowled?

Forgot about it in the moment, but just watching the highlights now I was reminded.
Only just saw it. Quite sad really. Definitely worse than Hughes' but in a meaningless match in comparison so it'll be forgotten.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8367 on: February 4, 2011, 07:54:12 am »
Wasn't as bad as that Smith 'catch'. Although both were shocking really.
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8368 on: February 4, 2011, 07:58:01 am »
Wasn't as bad as that Smith 'catch'. Although both were shocking really.
Haven't seen it. But if its worse than Prior's he must have picked up a ball that had rolled half way to the boundary before picking it up and claiming it?  ;)

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8369 on: February 4, 2011, 08:03:43 am »
Only just saw it. Quite sad really. Definitely worse than Hughes' but in a meaningless match in comparison so it'll be forgotten.

To be fair there was a definite woody noise when the ball passed the bat, he was probably claiming caught behind.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8370 on: February 4, 2011, 08:07:09 am »
Yeah that's the one. Really i don't know why players try it on when they know there is tons of cameras and camera angles and slow motion replays. They're just making themselves look stupid and like cheats. It's not cricket...
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8371 on: February 4, 2011, 08:10:14 am »
To be fair there was a definite woody noise when the ball passed the bat, he was probably claiming caught behind.
Looked dodgy how he took the bails off and then pointed to them as if it had clipped the top of the stumps. He might have been pointing to the bat/edge but i'm not convinced. I think he was trying it on.
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8372 on: February 4, 2011, 08:11:33 am »
To be fair there was a definite woody noise when the ball passed the bat, he was probably claiming caught behind.
Not a chance. It's actually quite mind boggling. You knock the bails off, then point to them and appeal like the balls hit it. In what world could one think that would work?

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8373 on: February 4, 2011, 08:22:52 am »
The ball hit bat and bails Prior to the stumping.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8374 on: February 4, 2011, 08:29:40 am »
You must think kieswetter behind the ears if he's going to believe that. you think he was born yesterdavies?

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8375 on: February 4, 2011, 08:36:28 am »
No I do Knott

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8376 on: February 4, 2011, 09:33:09 am »
No I do Knott

Don't think I'm Downton you for a second but that's not one of your best.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8377 on: February 6, 2011, 02:20:03 am »
Don't think I'm Downton you for a second but that's not one of your best.

Can't you Read ?

It's Taylor made for goodness sake.

Last day of the series today, the big question is have England got 11 players and will Andy Flower get a game ?

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8378 on: February 6, 2011, 06:28:21 am »
Boucher can't get Sangakkarra into one these puns. 
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8379 on: February 6, 2011, 07:45:51 am »
wake up to find that morgan has a broken finger and might miss the world cup and strauss has already gone. marvellous. Edit - and now davies. Lets just go home!
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8380 on: February 6, 2011, 08:38:08 am »
Shambles, even with a revised batting line up.
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8381 on: February 6, 2011, 10:17:23 am »
Yardy, a swashbuckling 25 off 44 balls so far. Just toying with the Aussies until we take the Powerplay?!

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8382 on: February 6, 2011, 10:17:45 am »
Fixture list was insane, but you must blame the England camp too for not simply sending out a team of reserves. Now 70% of our first choice are injured.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8383 on: February 6, 2011, 10:50:32 am »
A double wicket maiden during the Powerplay - tactically we have this game sussed! ;)

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8384 on: February 6, 2011, 11:02:05 am »
:lmao

Bumble's gone fucking loopy. Nasser's crying.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8385 on: February 6, 2011, 11:02:28 am »
Bumble losing the plot!
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8386 on: February 6, 2011, 11:03:56 am »
I can't quite believe we've lost this series 6-1.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8387 on: February 6, 2011, 11:12:50 am »
Should play the ODI's before the Test series.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8388 on: February 6, 2011, 11:20:19 am »
Should play the ODI's before the Test series.

And just have 3 like in ye olde days. In the space of about 4 days.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8389 on: February 6, 2011, 11:24:26 am »
And just have 3 like in ye olde days. In the space of about 4 days.
Haha yep. It makes the ODI's actually mean something to both teams, and its a nice little preview to what the Ashes will bring. Though if England were serious about being like the great Australia sides of old you'd have kicked our arses in the ODI's too.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8390 on: February 10, 2011, 01:56:21 pm »
It's been like a comfort blanket! Even today's ramblings was like TMS on a rain break. My anecdotes were the equivalent of Trevor Bailey's contributions obviously. Anyone remember how boring he was?! Used to try and stay awake in the middle of the night only to have him as the expert summariser!

He's just died in a housefire. He was 87.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8391 on: February 10, 2011, 02:03:59 pm »
He's just died in a housefire. He was 87.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-12414599

I know - posted in the International Cricket Thread. I thought of my comments from a few weeks ago and now feel really bad! don't think it's enough to pin a motive on me though?!

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8392 on: February 11, 2011, 09:10:44 am »
I know - posted in the International Cricket Thread. I thought of my comments from a few weeks ago and now feel really bad! don't think it's enough to pin a motive on me though?!
It is if you start making jokes about Ashes.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8393 on: February 11, 2011, 03:39:38 pm »
It is if you start making jokes about Ashes.

Is it wrong that I laughed so hard at that I was rendered useless for 5 minutes?
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8394 on: February 11, 2011, 04:12:24 pm »
Very wrong ;D

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8395 on: March 2, 2011, 02:25:51 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtxnfqDJUWg?fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/YtxnfqDJUWg?fs=1</a>

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8396 on: March 2, 2011, 02:34:51 pm »
Classic!

This thread was fun wasn't it?
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8397 on: March 2, 2011, 02:39:50 pm »
Classic!

This thread was fun wasn't it?

Read through a random 30 pages the other night. Memories..
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8398 on: March 2, 2011, 04:21:58 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtxnfqDJUWg?fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/YtxnfqDJUWg?fs=1</a>

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That's brilliant that. Anything else similar?

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #8399 on: March 2, 2011, 04:23:05 pm »
Read through a random 30 pages the other night. Memories..

hussey's innings in the first test was still 'tarnished' though  :P

I loved this thread during the Ashes.
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