I thought my bat would go last year and found a Gray Nicholls Millenium LH at VKS in Ealing which was lush. (the bat, not the shop, the shop is like going into an estate agents). Can't find one anymore though.
Suspect your descriptor of "beast" for the SS would rule it out for me, not a big hitter. More of a timer than a hitter. Only have a cover drive and a square/late cut in my locker, so no need to go overboard.