Got this in an email a while back, most of it is true, one or two things just confuse me!!!
You know you're from LIverpool when;
1. You STILL laugh at ya ma on toast
2. Its called 'ome n bargain not home bargain.
3. Ya nan calls everyone queen.
4 . When you've glued money to the floor and buzzed of someone trying to pick it up.
5. When you see a pair of trainee's angin off a leccy cable in the street.
6. You had yer first 'neck/meet' in the entry.
7. You played kerby and drawed a hop skotch on the floor with a stone.
8. You used to put a plastic bottle/can on the back wheel of your bike so it sounded like a motorbike. and you thought you was proper boss.
9. You think Ringo Starr is a proper nob ed.
10. It's acceptable for you and only you to "slag" off Liverpool.
11. You see kids doing penny for the guy at abar August.
12. You say "like" 'right' 'ermmm' and 'proper' alot when you're trying to explain something.
13. You know what a "lowe" is.
14. Girls think its totally normal to walk the streets in uggs, jarmies and rollers in their hair.
15. You played bb in school.
16. Back in the day man hunt was the best game going.
17. The Beatles, Atomic Kitten, The Wombats or The Zutons are part/have been part of your music collection.
18. You say tra twice at the end of a phone call.
19. Whether your a red or a blue, we all hate Man utd.
20. You wouldn't dream of supporting any other team but Everton or Liverpool.
21. You've ran through Williamson Square fountain when it first opened, now you just think people who run through it are nobs or tourists.
22. "Ya ma" is still the best insult you can think of.
23. People ask you to say the words "Chicken" and think its hilarious to take the piss.
24. You say 'our' when your talking about a family member.
25. You announce "Tunnnnneeeeeeeeee!" anywhere you go when you hear a good song.
26. You HATE Cilla Black and her fake scouse accent.
27. Scousers always stick up for each other against a wool.
28. You clearly know Mel C is from Widnes and Nicola Roberts is from Runcorn NOT Liverpool.
29. You know that 'are you a fridge or a freezer' was commonly used to find out if the other person had necked/met someone.
30. Yer wheely bins purple, thats if you even have a wheely bin coz its been set on fire.
31. When you see another person on the telly from Liverpool you proper cringe and claim scousers dont talk like that when we clearly do!
32. Ya ma or ye nan makes the best scouse ever
33. When somethin makes you bork you say "eeeeeeeeeee!".
34. You used to think twisting the little black thing under the button on the traffic lights would make you cross quicker coz some lad in your street told you it worked for
him.
35. You had to buy a new fly away nearly every day coz some nob ed blasted it over next doors garden and the stinge wont give you it back and if you asked for it again she was gonna slash it with a knife.
36. Heads n vs was/is the one. (Heads and Vollies)
37. When it all kicks off you say 'there's murder goin on out there'.
38. Being a netto basher was one of the worst things you could ever be called or call someone.
39. Sound, decent or boss are regularly used to describe something as good.
40. If you don't have a scouse accent, you're a wool.
41. If you find something/someone funny, you 'pya' buzz off it.
42. You think Claire Sweeney should go and choke on her whistle.
43. It used to be "gizza takie" now it's "gizza bifta".
44. You remember going the shop around the corner for the echo for yer ma and buying a 10p mix, panda pops, a freddo, mr freeze, astro belts and space raiders with the change!
45. You've called someone a snide off or a indian giver
46. if someones bein arly, you say "your sly" or an "arl arse".
47. If someone listens into your convo there a pyar bad geg but you always have to geg into the proper dodgy conversations about people getting their head bounced of a kerb.
48. It's a cob not a roll, bun or bap.
49. If you wore a 'GAP' Top you was gay and proud.
50. "Ay Girl" And "lad" is used to get the attention of another person.
51. You want to kick the shit out of them kids that stand outside the offy wanting you to get them biftas or ale, although that was you at one point.
52. You used to stand on ye can when you'd finished thinkin you were boss.
53. You remember playin knock-a-door dash/knock-and-run and Tommy Tomato!
54. You refer to old people as "the arl ones".
55. At some point in your childhood you listened to The Pleasure Rooms!
56. When you went to Colomendy with the school and peg leg was there!
57. You know what F2F and I.D.A.T means.
58 If someones out of order you say "no need".
59. You hate that stupid 'bizzie' helicopter hanging over your house at stupid oclock in the morning when yer trying to sleep!
60. We've all heard the stories about the smileys!
