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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #120 on: July 7, 2010, 06:40:23 PM »
Hass you live a boss life! I want in!
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #121 on: July 7, 2010, 06:46:43 PM »
Hass you live a boss life! I want in!

I think you'll find that I had first dibs.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #122 on: July 7, 2010, 06:47:16 PM »
I think you'll find that I had first dibs.
Damn! Bagsy second!
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #123 on: July 7, 2010, 07:00:45 PM »
tee hee.  the best thing is that brooks mum has just sent him his birth certificate and he is in fact only 39 which means, of course, that we have to do it all again next summer ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #124 on: July 7, 2010, 08:19:16 PM »
hurt me.  new take on an old beauty from those bad boys at visvim:


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #125 on: July 8, 2010, 03:11:45 AM »
Hass you live a boss life! I want in!
I think you'll find that I had first dibs.
You can both have his lifestyle, he wont be needing it before long......

we due on august 4th.  its my first and i am shitting myself ;D
Well done :)
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #126 on: July 8, 2010, 06:11:14 AM »
Quality Thread :D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #127 on: July 8, 2010, 11:28:08 AM »
witness the fitness.  one of the hotties from le weekend:


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #128 on: July 8, 2010, 11:29:16 AM »
witness the fitness.  one of the hotties from le weekend:



One hope, one quest baby...

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #129 on: July 8, 2010, 11:31:52 AM »
One hope, one quest baby...

my mate jamie is on the case.  i will report back but we've just offered her the lead in the new video for pendulum ;)

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #130 on: July 8, 2010, 01:24:20 PM »
Very nice, Hass.  And congrats on the baby.  Just had my 3rd at 40 - thank f.ck i know what to expect regards sleeping - currently getting about 5 hours a night.

Enjoy!
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #131 on: July 8, 2010, 03:08:54 PM »
witness the fitness.  one of the hotties from le weekend:
You dirty peeping tom pervert! Got any more?
my mate jamie is on the case.  i will report back but we've just offered her the lead in the new video for pendulum ;)
You might have a shot at getting KH for that one.
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #132 on: July 8, 2010, 05:58:13 PM »
Phwoooooaarrrrr!!!!!!

Hass,How do I get chance to live just one day in HassWorld?

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« Reply #133 on: July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 PM »
Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #134 on: July 8, 2010, 07:26:42 PM »
Cor very nice!!


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #135 on: July 8, 2010, 07:47:40 PM »
What a fuckin party! Looks like a festival.

You're an entertaining motherfucker Hass :thumbup

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #136 on: July 8, 2010, 07:53:07 PM »
Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!
He's a fluffer.
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #137 on: July 8, 2010, 07:55:12 PM »
Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #138 on: July 9, 2010, 09:07:32 AM »
Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

i commission music videos ie i tell the band/label/manager who should do the job.  i got a lucky break at uni.  my mate owed our landlord loads of money so started a record label to pay it off and called it skint.  our landlord became fatboy slim; i did the videos and.....  bango.

set up this company www.colonelblimp.com but left to set up a new one which launches in a couple of weeks.  its all good.  i'm having one of the best summers of my life though i'm guessing the impending arrival of the wee man is going to be a bit of a game changer ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #139 on: July 9, 2010, 09:08:42 AM »
You dirty peeping tom pervert! Got any more?You might have a shot at getting KH for that one.

tee hee.  the band dig brunettes.  is kh an actress/model or something?   well up for getting mates involved.

will see if i can get some more snaps of this lovely lady.  oh the joys of facebook..... ;D

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« Reply #140 on: July 9, 2010, 05:34:05 PM »
i commission music videos ie i tell the band/label/manager who should do the job.  i got a lucky break at uni.  my mate owed our landlord loads of money so started a record label to pay it off and called it skint.  our landlord became fatboy slim; i did the videos and.....  bango.

set up this company www.colonelblimp.com but left to set up a new one which launches in a couple of weeks.  its all good.  i'm having one of the best summers of my life though i'm guessing the impending arrival of the wee man is going to be a bit of a game changer ;D

So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #141 on: July 9, 2010, 05:45:44 PM »
So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?

For a very interesting insight into what Hass has done, read the 'great music videos' thread.

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« Reply #142 on: July 9, 2010, 06:03:59 PM »
For a very interesting insight into what Hass has done, read the 'great music videos' thread.

Cheers, I just did. Blimey.

I've often wondered what kind of lovedup & blessed existence Mr Hass had in order to have the funds & lifestyle for some of the clothing he has professed to own.

Now I know.
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« Reply #143 on: July 9, 2010, 06:08:42 PM »
Cheers, I just did. Blimey.

I've often wondered what kind of lovedup & blessed existence Mr Hass had in order to have the funds & lifestyle for some of the clothing he has professed to own.

Now I know.

Makes you sick, doesn't it?

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« Reply #144 on: July 9, 2010, 06:12:34 PM »
Makes you sick, doesn't it?
I'm lazy, link to the thread?
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #147 on: July 9, 2010, 06:16:36 PM »
Makes you sick, doesn't it?

Well... yes it does  >:(

Especially when you see (above) the quality of woman he's forced to spend his weekends with...
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« Reply #149 on: July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 PM »
to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

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« Reply #150 on: July 9, 2010, 06:27:40 PM »
to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like Hassinator. Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog. They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #151 on: July 9, 2010, 06:44:46 PM »
Maybe he could get me a job in a recording studio and I can work my way down from there.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #152 on: July 9, 2010, 06:54:36 PM »
tee hee.  the band dig brunettes.  is kh an actress/model or something?   well up for getting mates involved.

will see if i can get some more snaps of this lovely lady.  oh the joys of facebook..... ;D
I dont know, she likes taking pics of herself though, but I just know she likes Pendulum so was just messing about ;) might be worth a casting couch spin though ;D

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.
Speak for yourself, he is damn lucky I even acknowledge he exists.
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #153 on: July 11, 2010, 04:39:26 PM »
So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?

indeed.  and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx.  i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line.  i've done all the fatboy slim videos.  i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'.  lots of fun.  i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #154 on: July 11, 2010, 04:41:53 PM »
Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like Hassinator. Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog. They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.

terrifyingly close to the truth.  i run my own independent companies though.  skin flicks will be up and running from the 19th july.  will link you up.  we're going to focus on doing the interesting music from now on.  well what i consider interesting.  i have very focused tastes ;D

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« Reply #155 on: July 11, 2010, 04:42:58 PM »
to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

because i LOVE lfc and the level 3 thread that used to be on here is the best thing i've ever read on the internet.

royhendo rules.  if you ever get the chance to go for a pint with the man grab it with both hands.

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« Reply #156 on: July 11, 2010, 04:46:21 PM »
The pint orrr...

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #157 on: July 11, 2010, 04:54:46 PM »
The pint orrr...

what you do in your own time is your own affair big man.

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« Reply #158 on: July 11, 2010, 04:55:02 PM »
indeed.  and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx.  i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line.  i've done all the fatboy slim videos.  i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'.  lots of fun.  i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.
I dunno if i hate you or not! :wave Nice one mate!
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #159 on: July 11, 2010, 04:56:07 PM »
i am currently overcome with the genius that is mickey moonlight.  the tiefschwarz remix of love pattern is my record of the year so far but just found a link to an ultra-chilled out mix he's done for some french crew.  perfect spliffing up in the garden action.  get on it.  its brilliant.

http://www.brain-magazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4039%3Amickey-moonlight-mixe-exclusigf&catid=1%3Ageneral&Itemid=5