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Typical Germans
« on: April 8, 2010, 12:01:16 am »
Well that bitter twisted drunken bacon faced bastard is at it again.

When are the authorities going to set an example with the fucker.

His memory loss though is amazing, surrounding the ref for decisions, screaming blue murder at the ref to have opposing players sent off, intimidating officials days before kick off, surely not Mr Ferguson surely not the behavious of a club with class.


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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #1 on: April 8, 2010, 12:02:40 am »

The horrible old hard-shoulder shitting tramp is going senile, ranting at the demons in his alcohol pickled brain.

"My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility. Napoleon had that idea. He wanted to conquer the bloody world. I wanted Liverpool to be untouchable. My idea was to build Liverpool up and up until eventually everyone would have to submit and give in."

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #2 on: April 8, 2010, 12:03:19 am »
he will get no punishment whatsoever.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #3 on: April 8, 2010, 12:03:35 am »
Mate. You are light years behind.

Get yourself into the Champions League thread, and prepare yourself with a box of tissues.........It really IS that funny.  ;D

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #4 on: April 8, 2010, 12:07:18 am »
Rafa can be sarcastic and get fined. The alky arl tramp can be abusive as he likes and its fine.

If Kenny Dalglish cannot influence the team to play with more pride in their shirts for the millions of fans they represent, then what chance does anyone else have?

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #5 on: April 8, 2010, 12:07:49 am »
How many Germans did they actually have playing.3?

he's an embarrassment..getting more and more like prince phillip with every passing season.

classless wanker.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #6 on: April 8, 2010, 12:08:46 am »

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #7 on: April 8, 2010, 12:08:56 am »
if it was anyone else people would be all 'XENOPHOBIA!!!'
MOSES SAID COME FORTH
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #8 on: April 8, 2010, 12:09:18 am »
Ich bin ein zenile uld zour fasched sfinehunt.
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #9 on: April 8, 2010, 12:09:46 am »
Typical Munich bastards, getting a man sent off for fuck all.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #10 on: April 8, 2010, 12:10:20 am »
MOSES SAID COME FORTH
    BUT WE CAME FIRST

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #11 on: April 8, 2010, 12:10:37 am »
Schweinsteiger was giving it the old goose-step after the match.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #12 on: April 8, 2010, 12:12:00 am »
I like that he said 'typical Germans' when the man who protested most about the challenge was a Frenchman. It doesn't change the fact that they were both two clear bookings.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #13 on: April 8, 2010, 12:20:53 am »
Schweinsteiger was giving it the old goose-step after the match.

whats that?

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #14 on: April 8, 2010, 12:21:46 am »

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #15 on: April 8, 2010, 12:22:51 am »
whats that?

Have you never watched Fawlty Towers?

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #16 on: April 8, 2010, 12:24:21 am »
It's time to throw the book at racist comments like this......shame on Utd for having such a twat as a manager.
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #17 on: April 8, 2010, 12:24:36 am »
Have you never watched Fawlty Towers?

thought thats what was meant, never heard it's name though. was he really doing that?

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #18 on: April 8, 2010, 12:25:20 am »
thought thats what was meant, never heard it's name though. was he really doing that?
Not a chance, he'd get fucking rinsed in Germany for that.
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #19 on: April 8, 2010, 12:27:07 am »
chippy bombing bastards
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

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Crush your enemies. See dem driven before you. Hear d'lamentations of der vimmen.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #20 on: April 8, 2010, 12:57:19 am »
thought thats what was meant, never heard it's name though. was he really doing that?

He was doing it down the touchline.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #21 on: April 8, 2010, 01:41:15 am »
"However did they win?"

"Oh, hang on..."

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #22 on: April 8, 2010, 01:44:13 am »
I like that he said 'typical Germans' when the man who protested most about the challenge was a Frenchman. It doesn't change the fact that they were both two clear bookings.

Yeah that was what struck me.
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #23 on: April 8, 2010, 02:28:26 am »
How many Germans did they actually have playing.3?

Also he could point to the tactics of the manager but he's dutch!

There is nothing going to said about this SSN is paying no attention to it anyway.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #24 on: April 8, 2010, 02:43:56 am »
I hope he dies tomorrow.

Too far?

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #25 on: April 8, 2010, 02:43:57 am »
Hypocrisy at it's worst!!!



(that's seriously his natural colour!!!)













I could go on but I think we are all in agreement.
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #26 on: April 8, 2010, 02:45:25 am »
When are they finally gonna muzzle the c*nting drunk twat!

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #27 on: April 8, 2010, 02:45:31 am »
Beyond the pale that.

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #28 on: April 8, 2010, 03:20:42 am »
The horrible old hard-shoulder shitting tramp is going senile, ranting at the demons in his alcohol pickled brain.


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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #29 on: April 8, 2010, 03:24:21 am »
MAM!!! OUR BARRYS WEARING ME UNDIES AGAIN!! TELL HIM WILL YE!!

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Re: Typical Germans
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #31 on: April 8, 2010, 04:24:39 am »
What a great picture! :lmao

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #32 on: April 8, 2010, 05:18:52 am »
^ Oustanding...

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #33 on: April 8, 2010, 06:07:12 am »
It is not like there was any question about this but that drunk bastard is the biggest c*nt in the entire world...

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #34 on: April 8, 2010, 06:24:41 am »
I think it would be great if we bought ourselves a 'typical German' in the summer

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #35 on: April 8, 2010, 06:39:07 am »
What a great picture! :lmao

indeed it is! nice one

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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #36 on: April 8, 2010, 07:26:46 am »
That picture has had me chuckling for the last 10 minutes. Quite brilliant.
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #37 on: April 8, 2010, 07:56:21 am »
I'm lovin' it
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #38 on: April 8, 2010, 08:17:15 am »
Mate. You are light years behind.

Get yourself into the Champions League thread, and prepare yourself with a box of tissues.........It really IS that funny.  ;D

a CLASSIC thread indeed
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Re: Typical Germans
« Reply #39 on: April 8, 2010, 08:20:09 am »
While he still shouldnt have said it I do have to admit one of the best LFC players I ever saw for drawing fouls was our very own Kaiser.
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