Author Topic: Father Ted (Read 140252 times)

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #280 on:** January 3, 2011, 04:15:05 pm »

Quote from: Jensen on January 3, 2011, 03:48:03 pm

I loved how Ted's attempts to convince the contest audience that foul play had taken place riffed on the film JFK's courtroom scenes (at least, I think it did).

Fucking hell!

Alan_X · « **Reply #281 on:** January 3, 2011, 04:32:28 pm »

Quote from: owens_2k on January 3, 2011, 03:52:02 pm

Shame Pauline McLynn wouldnt take part in the documentry...miserable bitch!

She's actually really nice. I sat next to her at a friend's birthday dinner once and she was lovely to talk to but wanted to move on from Father Ted. I think she was fed up with people shouting "Have a cup of tea, you will Father... you will, you will..." at her.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #282 on:** January 3, 2011, 04:35:42 pm »

I keep meaning to read a couple of her books.

I wonder if they're full of wall-to-wall bastards.

IrishDave · « **Reply #283 on:** January 3, 2011, 04:41:09 pm »

Quote from: owens_2k on January 3, 2011, 03:52:02 pm

Shame Pauline McLynn wouldnt take part in the documentry...miserable bitch!

Bit unfair on Pauline there methinks. If you read this I think you can understand her motives.

http://www.paulinemclynn.com/site/blog/ted

Bear in mind that she also worked with Dermot Morgan on Scrap Saturday in the 90's so if she reckons it would have been too upsetting to revisit those locations without him, I'd believe that.

I loved Ted night although it was a bit sad. Having watched Dermot Morgan since his Live Mike days, I was really devastated when he died and you could see that a lot of the cast still are too - Jim Norton saying he still hasn't watched Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse was especially sad.

Not least because he is depriving himself of possibly the best 25 minutes of comedy ever shown.

Along with Speed 3... and Hell... and the rabbits episode.... and the Eurovision one.... and the Chinese one... and the Three Bishops visiting... and the rigged car raffle... fuck it, they're all genius.

'What do you think is behind the advent calendar window today Father Jack?'
'A PAIR OF FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS!!!!'

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #284 on:** January 3, 2011, 04:42:51 pm »

Not Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed?

Buck Pete · « **Reply #285 on:** January 3, 2011, 07:06:33 pm »

Quote from: Jensen on January 3, 2011, 03:48:03 pm

I loved how Ted's attempts to convince the contest audience that foul play had taken place riffed on the film JFK's courtroom scenes (at least, I think it did).

I liked the 3 bad lads in that epsiode who were trying to scare Chris the Sheep. Hud Hastings, Giant Reid and Fargo Boyle...Just brilliant names

As Ted revealed they were the culprits and had been spending money lavishly, the camera flashed back to them.

One of them on a Push Bike wearing a big long fur coat with a £1000 price tag hanging down. And one of the others sat in the pub wearing a big gold crown with two giggling girls by his side.

Then a picture of one of the bad guys holding a sign in front of a worried looking sheep "BEAST KILL CHRIS"

Love that whole episode so much

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #286 on:** January 3, 2011, 07:15:23 pm »

Don't be too hard on them (I'm sorry I didn't get your name)

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #287 on:** January 3, 2011, 07:32:48 pm »

I just wish I never watched that episode of Shameless where she's got her tits out getting banged.

Kahuna{=}Berger · « **Reply #288 on:** January 3, 2011, 07:40:54 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on January 3, 2011, 04:15:05 pm

Fucking hell!

That's honestly my favourite bit from Father Ted ever! I vividly remember creasing up at the time. It has it's own facebook page as well, would you believe!

http://www.facebook.com/?sk=messages&tid=1807541106245#!/pages/Shouting-fucking-hell-when-a-sheep-contest-is-rigged/110915628967358

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #289 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:28:41 pm »

Quote from: macco on January 3, 2011, 07:40:54 pm

That's honestly my favourite bit from Father Ted ever! I vividly remember creasing up at the time. It has it's own facebook page as well, would you believe!

http://www.facebook.com/?sk=messages&tid=1807541106245#!/pages/Shouting-fucking-hell-when-a-sheep-contest-is-rigged/110915628967358

I didn't realise it was shouted twice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgBjPNShc2Q&feature=related

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #290 on:** January 15, 2011, 08:55:12 am »

Quote from: macco on January 3, 2011, 07:40:54 pm

That's honestly my favourite bit from Father Ted ever! I vividly remember creasing up at the time. It has it's own facebook page as well, would you believe!

http://www.facebook.com/?sk=messages&tid=1807541106245#!/pages/Shouting-fucking-hell-when-a-sheep-contest-is-rigged/110915628967358

I have used this in many social settings when appropriate, tremendous fun.

NineTails20 · « **Reply #291 on:** January 15, 2011, 09:16:38 am »

I used to see Arthur Matthews when he was in a band called The Joshua Trio; kind of like a U2 tribute band, only they amped up Bono and his so called 'godlike' status, and took the piss out of it. Arthur would sometimes come out from behind the drum kit, and launch into Father Ted. At that early stage, Father Ted Crilly was more like Father Dougal, so imagine my surprise when the series started and Dermot Morgan had transformed the character; for the better!

Anyone one here remember Dermot's Father Brian Trendy?

rowan_d · « **Reply #292 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:21:36 pm »

'I hear you're a racist now, Father?'
'Normally I spend all day on the farm, and spend me evenings with a nice cup of tea. I'm not sure I have it in me to fully dedicate meself to the old racism'
'The Greeks invented gayness'

paulrazor · « **Reply #293 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:08:23 pm »

Watched the pat mustard one the other night. Hilarious

Rox · « **Reply #294 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:11:50 pm »

Quote from: HELLRAZOR on January 27, 2011, 11:08:23 pm

Watched the pat mustard one the other night. Hilarious

Speed 3.

paulrazor · « **Reply #295 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:17:19 pm »

Quote from: Rox on January 27, 2011, 11:11:50 pm

Speed 3.

some set of whoppers on your one.

Anyway check this re mustard one

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-awkward-moment-when-Georgie-Burgess-impregnates-your-daughter/169346556443237

Snail · « **Reply #296 on:** December 25, 2011, 12:15:52 am »

"It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand"

RideTheWalrus · « **Reply #297 on:** December 25, 2011, 12:26:59 am »

"You let Dougal do a funeral?!"

C4 now btw.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #298 on:** April 4, 2012, 09:16:05 pm »

Is their anything to be said for saying another mass, I love mass

Corkboy · « **Reply #299 on:** April 4, 2012, 09:54:50 pm »

Just have a bit of an oul pray.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #300 on:** April 4, 2012, 09:59:21 pm »

"Father Crilly, Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box?.....

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #301 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:10:08 pm »

Good luck with the book

Corkboy · « **Reply #302 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:14:56 pm »

Fup off.

Cochise · « **Reply #303 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:21:48 pm »

Youtube has every episode of Father Ted. Hard to pick a favorite episode. Love it were he tries to knock a dent out of a new car for a raffle with a hammer

Statto Red · « **Reply #304 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:23:22 pm »

"How did that gobshite get on the television"

Love Farther Ted, best ones, Escape From Victory & Kicking Bishiop Brennan Up The Arse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLKvponqV4Q

DanFromMars · « **Reply #305 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:25:25 pm »

They all fall asleep watching mass on the telly and father Jack changes the channel

"and now the directors cut of Jurassic park with extra dinosaurs"

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #306 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:34:53 pm »

I think you're a very rude man

CHOPPER · « **Reply #307 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:36:31 pm »

Chair!...Curtains!...Floor!..

Statto Red · « **Reply #308 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:44:14 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 4, 2012, 10:36:31 pm

Chair!...Curtains!...Floor!..

Points to Ted, "Gobshte".

Buck Pete · « **Reply #309 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:16:59 pm »

Father....I've Killed a man

Marty 85 · « **Reply #310 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:19:00 pm »

Quote from: RigBon1892 on January 3, 2011, 04:15:05 pm

Fucking hell!

brilliant!

mbyx6cg2 · « **Reply #311 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:23:14 pm »

"Watching a load of boys running around in shorts. You probably like that dont ya? Although you're probably imagining them running around without shorts. You're sitting there, imagining that, with a big smile on your face........ya dirty fecker"

Father Stack

Buck Pete · « **Reply #312 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:24:46 pm »

Quote from: RideTheWalrus on December 25, 2011, 12:26:59 am

"You let Dougal do a funeral?!"

DanFromMars · « **Reply #313 on:** April 5, 2012, 03:27:38 am »

masterbaker · « **Reply #314 on:** April 9, 2012, 04:03:22 pm »

heard a rumour father romeo sensini is signing for united, goes down a bit easy in the box, but a class player, 17 caps for the vatican cant be sniffed at!

Buck Pete · « **Reply #315 on:** April 30, 2012, 01:33:50 pm »

Watched the 'Old Grey Whistle Theft' episode last week and still laughing at the bit where Mr Benson tells the story about how the whistle saved his grandfathers life. The English firing squad shot his grandfather and the bullet rebounded off the whistle.

Ted: WOW...So the whistle saved your grandfathers life?

Benson: God No, they just reloaded and shot him again.

Swissgaz · « **Reply #316 on:** April 30, 2012, 01:42:49 pm »

Father Ted Crilly: Ah, Sister Assumpta!

Sr. Assumpta: Hello Father!

Father Ted Crilly: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?

Father Dougal McGuire: Er, no.

Father Dougal McGuire: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!

[Dougal shakes his head]

Sr. Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?

Father Ted Crilly: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?

[Dougal shakes his head some more]

Father Ted Crilly: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.

Father Dougal McGuire: Ah, Sister Assumpta!

paulrazor · « **Reply #317 on:** April 30, 2012, 01:43:30 pm »

ahhhh priest chat, hilarious

CorKopite · « **Reply #318 on:** April 30, 2012, 05:53:04 pm »

Quote from: DanFromMars on April 5, 2012, 03:27:38 am

Class.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #319 on:** April 30, 2012, 05:55:09 pm »

Good luck with the book