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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2010, 05:46:07 pm »
Roxy Mitchell. Apparently.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2010, 06:16:15 pm »
Will this be actually live?  Or will be their a delay in case their is a right royal fuck up?  I never watch this but might watch it tonight just to see if they do make a mess of it.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2010, 06:30:27 pm »
Nah its going to be either Stacey Slater (no one would suspect her!) or Stacey's mental hairbrush stealing friend. She is seriously fucked up and nuts enough to kill someone i reckon.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2010, 06:39:46 pm »
Will this be actually live?  Or will be their a delay in case their is a right royal fuck up?  I never watch this but might watch it tonight just to see if they do make a mess of it.

I read somewhere before that they're gonna have a "tiny" delay just in case and that they also have a tape on standby as well.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2010, 06:42:42 pm »
I read somewhere before that they're gonna have a "tiny" delay just in case and that they also have a tape on standby as well.
So, the 'live' thing, is totally pointless. Wank.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2010, 06:47:49 pm »
I always try to catch an episode of Eastenders whenever I'm overseas to really savour how far I am from it all

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2010, 06:49:04 pm »
Paddy's offering money back if it's Ben Mitchell.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2010, 06:50:11 pm »
Paddy's offering money back if it's Ben Mitchell.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2010, 06:56:49 pm »
Sean Slater.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2010, 08:05:11 pm »
Sean Slater.

is right..I think haha jack fucked his lines up there..
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2010, 08:33:14 pm »
Predicted that.

That last five minutes was probably the most hilarious bit of TV the BBC has come up with in a few years.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #51 on: February 19, 2010, 08:34:28 pm »
Predicted that.

That last five minutes was probably the most hilarious bit of TV the BBC has come up with in a few years.

Better than any sitcom that was.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #52 on: February 19, 2010, 08:36:04 pm »
Enjoyed that

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2010, 08:36:34 pm »
Someone fed some story she wouldn't even be in it tonight due to a sore throat, and we all bought it.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2010, 08:38:05 pm »
What a load of arl crock, safe to say i won't be tuning in tomorrow to see 'the aftermath'.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2010, 08:44:10 pm »
I'll go back to not watching it.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2010, 09:00:01 pm »
Haven't watched it for 2 years, just won the sweepstake at work. I'll have a take away now I think.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2010, 09:23:06 pm »
I'll be watching, praying praying for a fuck up since it's "live"

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2010, 09:26:20 pm »
Thought it was good myself, didn't suspect Stacey at all :D
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #59 on: February 19, 2010, 10:07:09 pm »
What a load of arl crock, safe to say i won't be tuning in tomorrow to see 'the aftermath'.
Incredibly safe.

Not even on tomorrow.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2010, 10:14:24 pm »
Ronnie forgot to pay for the paint stripper, but that's about it.

Jack messed up his lines a bit at the start. Pretty much it though.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2010, 10:25:52 pm »
So, who killed Archie Mitchell?

Who is Archie Mitchell?

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2010, 10:27:01 pm »
To be fair to Eastenders, it is a soap opera, so its going to be a bit silly, cheap and ridiculous plenty of times. But overall we are in a way lucky because the soap opera's in this country are better than almost anywhere. Just watch a number of American soap opera's and you will see what I mean.

I also think soap opera's in general in the UK have done brilliantly in highlighting some really key issues and storylines. Eastenders may seem a bit silly but I am glad that we have it.

Soap operas are shit.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2010, 10:28:16 pm »
Is Dot Cotton still in it?

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2010, 10:38:25 pm »
Nah its going to be either Stacey Slater (no one would suspect her!) or Stacey's mental hairbrush stealing friend. She is seriously fucked up and nuts enough to kill someone i reckon.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2010, 10:38:39 pm »
Jack messed up his lines a bit at the start. Pretty much it though.

Which bit?
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2010, 10:43:59 pm »
Would rather grate my testicles with a cheese grater than watch Eastenders ... half an hour of cockneys arguing and being miserable. Why would anyone watch that?

Would watch it if this woman was permanently soaping herself in the shower ... she looks like a slightly chubby Megan Fox to me.  :P



Other than that, it's an awful, awful programme.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2010, 11:07:53 pm »
Is it just me or does she look like a poor version of Megan Fox.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2010, 11:14:22 pm »
is right..I think haha jack fucked his lines up there..

he was awful.... his acting was the worst and did i see max branning put his fingers down his throat to sound as if he was to throw up lol

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #69 on: February 19, 2010, 11:54:38 pm »
Which bit?

At the beginning when he was telling Bradley to run. Got all confused but it kinda worked.

he was awful.... his acting was the worst and did i see max branning put his fingers down his throat to sound as if he was to throw up lol

Yeah I caught that too.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2010, 11:57:08 pm »
Is Dot Cotton still in it?

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #71 on: February 20, 2010, 12:13:11 am »
Absolutely brilliant television. One of the best ever. This is what tv is all about. Forget the reality tv shows, the acting tonight was great.

Oh...I never thought it was Stacey. How the producers kept that quiet, amazing.


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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #72 on: February 20, 2010, 12:30:23 am »
Absolutely brilliant television. One of the best ever. This is what tv is all about. Forget the reality tv shows, the acting tonight was great.

Oh...I never thought it was Stacey. How the producers kept that quiet, amazing.



Apparently only the Producer knew. Stacey was only told ten minutes before the end that she was the killer.

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #73 on: February 20, 2010, 12:37:43 am »
Would rather grate my testicles with a cheese grater than watch Eastenders ... half an hour of cockneys arguing and being miserable. Why would anyone watch that?

Would watch it if this woman was permanently soaping herself in the shower ... she looks like a slightly chubby Megan Fox to me.  :P


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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #74 on: February 20, 2010, 01:00:46 am »
I said that ya bleeding thief  :no

I hope ya socks turn pink in the wash ya mincer :wanker

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #75 on: February 20, 2010, 01:12:32 am »
Forget the cheesy storyline, I'm still literally crying laughing at Grifter's summary of the last 25 years of the shite :)

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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #76 on: February 20, 2010, 01:52:01 am »
Car crash acting.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #77 on: February 20, 2010, 02:07:07 am »
At the beginning when he was telling Bradley to run. Got all confused but it kinda worked.

That's what I though. We knew he fluffed his lines as we knew it was live and we were all on high alert, but given the scenario, that'd probably have happened in real life.
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #78 on: February 20, 2010, 09:03:19 am »
Jack messed up his lines a bit at the start. Pretty much it though.
AND....when ginger and Stacy where inder the bridge, and he realises he forgot his passport, Stacy pulles her open coat around her, and you hear the microphone get muffled ;)

Only watched myself for the fuck ups. I think the Jack screwing up his lines could have been on purpose, to prove the live thing. And did anyone else notice the camera go a bit wobbly, then zoom in?

Oh and slap head putting his finger down his throat. Yea saw that too, but if you cant make a throwing up noise without doing that, theres something wrong with you!
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Re: Eastenders
« Reply #79 on: February 20, 2010, 11:30:01 am »
Didn't watch it because it's shit, but the Mrs had it on and just caught the bit where the baldy fucker who runs the pub (Phil?) was threatening Ian Beale.
 Now I can honestly claim never to have watched a full episode of this tripe but have caught a few minutes of it here and there due to it just being on.
 Over the years I must have caught Beale being threatened by this baldy bellend about 1000 times.
Wouldn't you think by now Beale would have (a) learned to stay away from the c*nt or (b) be dead?