I've just realized that LFC not qualifying for next years Champions League may not be all that bad if we can secure a Europa League place.
AIK Stockholm have finished 3rd in their league and have qualified for the Europa League next year. If we can somehow orchestrate a draw against AIK (pay off officials, Blackmail Michel Platini, whatever it takes), we can then hopefully play them in the away leg in the last group game during early December 2015. Barring the early bird arsonists ruining things for everyone, the goat will still be intact, thus enabling hoards of Liverpool FC fans to make the short trip North from Stockholm to Gavle to visit the goat and take pictures and stuff.
Hope we finish 5th this season and this indeed happens.