He has undeniably spent a lot of money, and who gives a shit if he made a profit when the players he is bringing in our weaker? I'd rather have kept Bellamy than sign Babel, Keane, Voronin or the other turd he has brought in. The point about Torres is complete garbage as well, Man Utd probably have a plus net spend after CRonaldo but they'll still comfortably finish above us and have at least qualified in the CL cause Ferugson is a world class manager.
Without basing my whole reply on your final 6 words, which it is tempting to do, I shall refrain.
Yes, he has spent a lot of money. Players cost money, shit players even cost money, you can't get a Bullard for less than £5m these days. Even really, really shit players cost money, like Karol Poborsky (£3.5m), Jesper Blomqvist (£4.4m), Massimo Taibi (£4.5m), Louis Saha (£12.8m), Juan Veron (£28.1m), David May (£1.2m), Jordi Cruyff (£1.2m), David Bellion (£2m), Diego Forlan (£6.9m), Kleberson (£6.5m), Roy Carroll (£2.5m), Alan Smith (£7m), Nani (£17m), Anderson (£18m), Zoran Tosic (£8m), Dion Dublin (£1m), Tony Coton (£500,000), Van Der Gouw (£500,000), Mikel Silvestre (£3.5m), Ricardo (£1.5m), Tim Howard (£4m)...and now I'm bored looking.
Not to mention the marvellous free signings such as Liam Miller, William Prunier, Laurent Blanc, Manucho, and Mark Bosnich.
And not to mention the early signings he made, many of which were expensive for the time, such as Viv Anderson, Ralph Milne, Danny Wallace, Neil Webb, Mal Donaghy.
I also draw your attention to the timings of the shit signings as well.
1999/00 seasonLet's take the 1999 Champions League win as a nadir. Prior to this you had been fortunate to have been blessed with 5 quality 'youth' players who guided you to success. Lots of money to spend to strengthen his squad after winning the treble, so his signings for that season were...
Quinton Fortune, Taibi, Silvestre, Barthez.
£17.8m spent, and you also let go of Nevland, Wellens, Curtis and Twiss for a combined fee of £1.7m
You go onto win the league again, despite the shit signings, but you concede the CL in the quarter finals. Once again, the spawny/expensive youth set-up of Scholes, Giggs, Butt, Beckham, Neville give you the stability to overcome shit signings. Not to mention the expensive earlier signings in Cole, Yorke and Stam still being there.
2000/01 season
Time to defend the crown, so Ferguson brings in..nobody.
Still, his squad is still stronger than anyone else's because nobody can afford the money to bring in players to rival his 'home grown' talent, such as the Welsh Ryan Giggs, Cockney David Beckham, and the Bury-born Neville twins.
He makes a profit in the transfer scene by selling Higginbothan, Taibi, Cruyff, Notman, Berg, Healey, Bosnich and Sheringham for a magnificent £7m.
2001/02 season
Right, time to shine Alex. No signings last year, so let's get some quality in and let's win the Champions League again.
In come Van Nistelrooy, Forlan, Veron, Carroll, Blanc and Steele for a modest combined fee of £60m, and Ferguson makes the inspired choice of selling Stam, Cole, Greening, Wilson, Blomqvist, Clegg, Rachubka, Van Der Gouw, Irwin, Johnson and Wallwork for a collossal £21m.
United finish 3rd in the league, went out of the FA Cup in the 4th round, went out of the Carling Cup in the 3rd round, and went out of the Champions League against the mighty Bayer Leverkeusen.
Sound familiar?
2002/03
Well, if it ain't broke then don't fix it. If it IS broke, then throw £29.1m at it. And that's exactly what Ferguson did by bringing in Rio Ferdinand, and also the magnificent Ricardo in goal for £1.5m.
United balanced the books with the sales of Blanc, Yorke, Culkin, Roche and May for a combined £2m. Operating under such a tight budget, Ferguson managed to win the league once more, despite being 8 points behind Arsenal at Christmas. They also lost the Worthy Cup final, 5th round of the FA Cup and the quarter finals of the Champions League, it was a job well done once more for Ferguson.
2003/04
There's danger on the horizon, Ferguson throws a boot at Beckham's face and he has to replace him. Armed with this knowledge, the canny Scot goes into the transfer market hunting for bargains once more, and ends up leaving the market with a like-for-like replacement for Becks in the shape of Eric Djemba Djemba and Kleberson, after all, one of them will work out if the other doesn't. He also writes cheques for Bellion, Howard, Saha, Alan Smith and Gabby Heinze for a combined fee of £40.5m. But he also beats Liverpool and a host of other clubs to the signing of a little orange 18 year old from Sporting Lisbon called Christiano, and this sets him back a further £12.24m. When I say, 'beats' other clubs to him, that means that they agreed to pay more for him and pay an 18 year old his justifiable wage demands of £40,000, it was a fair deal.
On the flipside, United balanced the books once more by selling Beckham and Veron for a combined fee of £32.25m.
So with this £50m spending spree, it seemed a forgone conclusion that United would conquer the Premiership again, and Europe once more.
United finish 3rd in the Premiership, go out of the Carling Cup in the fourth round, and are beaten by Porto in the first knockout round of the Champions League, but all is not lost as they conquer the mighty Millwall in the FA Cup. The season is deemed unfair because Rio Ferdinand is banned for 8 months because he took drugs and missed a test to stay out of trouble, with that in mind, the press give Ferguson hell with a firmly written article appearing in the Guardian, just above the piece about the French league, next to the horse-racing results.
2004/05
Knowing that last season had been a disappointment, Ferguson used all his managerial powers to write a cheque for £27m for another 18 year old, this time Wayne Rooney. He also brought experienced performers to steady the ship in the form of 17 year old Gerard Pique and 18 year old Guiseppe Rossi.
Ferguson also refined the squad by sneakily letting a couple of players go, including Lynch, Butt, Chadwick, Forlan, Djordic, Djemba-Djemba, Carroll, Nardiello, Ricardo and Tierney, bringing in £8m and offsetting the Rooney transfer in one fell swoop.
Amazingly, the gamble didn't pay off and Ferguson finished the season with no trophies. They went out of the Champions League in the second round to AC Milan, while Chelsea beat them in the Carling Cup semi's, and a penalty shoot-out loss to Arsenal in the FA Cup, while 2nd place just eluded them in the league.
How much longer could this bad luck continue? The student of the game had made all the right moves, balanced the books, and done the homework, but still it wasn't enough? Had he run over a leprechaun?
2005/06
Crunch time isn't it? It is for Ferguson, who acts swiftly to make the minor adjustments to his team that is needed after all the previous spendings and planning he has put into his squad. He targets the pinpoint place his team needs strengthening, and brings in a new defence. The signings of Evra, Foster, Van Der Sar and Vidic give the laser-accurate changes he needs, and he bolsters that with a move for Park. The combined fee was around £19.5m. Once again, with the skill of a master accountant, Ferguson offset that against the players released, they included Keane, Phil Neville, Kleberson, Puustinen, Fox, Cooper, Heath and Fortune, for a combined income of £6m. Once again, Ferguson worked miracles with the awful hand God had dealt him.
It worked a treat as United moved up one place in the league table, finishing 2nd, and also had glorious runs in the FA Cup where they stormed into the 5th round, and they also blazed a trail in the Champions League where they finished below Lille in their group, 4th out of 4 teams.
But all was not lost, as they collected the £50m prize money for their Carling Cup win against Wigan.
2006/07
In a final throw of the dice, Ferguson leant upon his keyboard and accidentally sanctioned a £14m bid for Michael Carrick which was accepted. Ferguson brought in £10.5m in transfer fees to cushion that blow, by selling fringe players and past-it stars such as Van Nistelrooy. He also displayed great faith in his youth policy once more by letting go of Bellion, Ebanks Blake, McShane, Steele, Miller, Jones and American custodian Howard.
Amazingly, it worked, and United won the league by six points over Chelsea. They also cruised past the mighty Lille and Roma in the Champions League before losing to Milan in the quarter finals, they went out of the Carling Cup against Southend, and got to the FA Cup final where they lost to Chelsea.
Ferguson had finally done it, after all his trials and tribulations, the media hounding him from pillor to post, he had won the league for the first time in 4 years despite all the cash constraints and despite having such a poor squad, the triumph over adversity was later to be cited by Lance Armstrong as a major factor in him overcoming cancer.
2007/08
No time to waste, it was straight back to the lab to come up with more tactical genius to spur them on to greater feats.
Ferguson knew that he would be greatly scruitinised this season, and so bought carefully in the transfer window, bringing in Hargreaves, Anderson, Nani, Kuczak, Manucho, Possebon and Petrucci for a combined fee of £68.5m, much of which had been generate from United's marvellous runs in the Champions League recently. He also soothed the fears of the club owners by raining riches down on them by selling Richardson, Rossi, Smith, Henize, Solskjaer, Eckersley, Shawcross, Bardsley, Lee and Pique for £24m. The club were making more than they could spend, times were good and Ferguson knew it.
Ferguson also perfected his managerial technique this season, where he managed to save himself and his coaching staff hundreds of hours of man-time each month by teaching them to say "give it to Ronaldo".
The season ended in victory as Ronaldo FC won the Champions League and the Premiership. By now, the press were reticent to even mention the FA Cup and Carling Cup around Ferguson due to their shoddy nature.
2008/09
A genius's work is never done, and Ferguson used every sinew in his body to come up with a new tactic for the following season. The hard work started in the managers' office in June when he wrote out an e-cheque for £30.5m for Berbatov and issued the coaches with a new mantra..."give it to Ronaldo or Berbatov". Ever the scholar of the game, Ferguson also knew a bargain when he saw it and brought in Tosic and De Laet for a combined season outlay of £39.8m. Ferguson raised additional funds by offloading Eagles, Silvestre, Fangzouh and Saha for £12.2m. Once again, the auditors were happy, now onto football.
United were dominant once more in the league thanks to Ferguson's tactical acumen, winning the treble of Premiership, Carling Cup and Charity Shield.
I hope someone enjoys reading this as much as I enjoyed typing it. You joke of a club and joke of a manager.