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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21680 on: April 15, 2019, 11:57:35 am »
Yeah for a few mins then pop back on, eventually go away but takes too much arsing about.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21681 on: April 15, 2019, 01:21:30 pm »
Those little red button things on Sky, watch in HD , split screen....FUCK OFF!!!!

Speaking of Sky...

With Sky Q when scrolling through channels, pressing channel + makes you go up through the channels (e.g. 101 to 102) but pressing the up arrow makes you go down (e.g. 999 to 998). So unnecessarily confusing.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21682 on: April 15, 2019, 01:55:03 pm »
People who think that horoscopes are a valid way to excuse their shitty behavior

"Sorry I flew of the handle earlier, I'm a Leo, I can be a little feisty at times"

Erm no... you're not a Leo, you're just a moody c*nt who's fucking dim to boot

They're usually the same fucking beauts who believe in angels and moving statue's
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21683 on: April 15, 2019, 01:57:10 pm »
People who think that horoscopes are a valid way to excuse their shitty behavior

"Sorry I flew of the handle earlier, I'm a Leo, I can be a little feisty at times"

Erm no... you're not a Leo, you're just a moody c*nt who's fucking dim to boot

They're usually the same fucking beauts who believe in angels and moving statue's

Hahah yeah so true this. 'I'm going to be a massive c*nt today. Sorry, there's nothing I can do, its written in the stars mate' Fuck off.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21684 on: April 15, 2019, 01:57:21 pm »
Sky Go wouldn't load yesterday, didn't get on a decent stream til it was 2-0 :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21685 on: April 15, 2019, 02:03:49 pm »
Hahah yeah so true this. 'I'm going to be a massive c*nt today. Sorry, there's nothing I can do, its written in the stars mate' Fuck off.

I don't mind people reading their star sign for amusement purposes. I do it myself.

It's kind of like Wrestling. We all know it's a load of made up bollox but it can be a bit of craic sometimes

It's the people who legitimately believe horoscopes, adopt them, and try to excuse themselves off the back of them that I can't stand 
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21686 on: April 16, 2019, 09:30:21 pm »
The National Football Museum going from free entry to charging £10 for adults and £5 for kids unless you live in Manchester, then its free.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21687 on: April 16, 2019, 09:33:51 pm »
The National Football Museum going from free entry to charging £10 for adults and £5 for kids unless you live in Manchester, then its free.

To be fair, it's being invested into charity but it should be for everyone and not just those within a certain area or not at all.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21688 on: April 17, 2019, 08:33:57 am »
When you open a packet of tablets and it's always the end where the leaflet wraps around the pill packets.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21689 on: April 17, 2019, 09:45:54 am »
When you open a packet of tablets and it's always the end where the leaflet wraps around the pill packets.
Every fucking time  >:(
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21690 on: April 17, 2019, 01:57:54 pm »
When you keep getting This site can’t be reached, when clicking some sites when they were working perfectly yesterday.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21691 on: April 18, 2019, 01:42:39 pm »
When you leave something on the train and it doesn't get handed in to lost property.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21692 on: April 18, 2019, 02:09:04 pm »
You fucking tube, now you have a message poping out saying your logged out of YouTubei [tend to watch Youtube on incognito mode], yes i know i'm logged out, i've no intention of logging in you meths. :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21693 on: April 18, 2019, 07:13:01 pm »
You fucking tube, now you have a message poping out saying your logged out of YouTubei [tend to watch Youtube on incognito mode], yes i know i'm logged out, i've no intention of logging in you meths. :butt

When I'm doing paper work I like to put on some chill out trance music on YouTube to help me concentrate

I've noticed recently that if you're listening to a playlist, YouTube will stop autoplay every 30 minutes or so to ask you if you still want to keep playing the videos

Fucking annoying as hell. I love YouTube in many many ways, but also have many reasons for hating it
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21694 on: April 18, 2019, 07:48:50 pm »
When you leave something on the train and it doesn't get handed in to lost property.

Lost my glasses on the train once.

Nobody handed them in. Unless some other blind bastard had exactly the same prescription as me, what is the point keeping them?!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21695 on: April 18, 2019, 10:58:48 pm »
Lost my glasses on the train once.

Nobody handed them in. Unless some other blind bastard had exactly the same prescription as me, what is the point keeping them?!

This was a t-shirt belonging to my 15 year old daughter. She'd got it at a concert - the first one she'd been to without a 'responsible adult'. Meant a lot to her, andcshe can't get another. She was going to get changed into it on the train (family trip to London on Sunday for a couple of days) but ended up not doing and left it on her chair.

A child's fucking t-shirt! And the cleaner either pocketed it or couldn't be arsed putting it in lost property.

The fucking twat.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21696 on: April 20, 2019, 12:44:31 am »
Seeing a lad of around 10 or so in the Aintree Asda this morning in the full Abu Dhabi home kit.   :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21697 on: April 20, 2019, 04:27:09 am »
Seeing a lad of around 10 or so in the Aintree Asda this morning in the full Abu Dhabi home kit.   :butt

Sickening

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21698 on: April 20, 2019, 09:56:35 am »
Just been to the building society for the first time in 20 years and the bloke in front of me had loads of bags of coins.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21699 on: April 20, 2019, 12:23:19 pm »
Just been to the building society for the first time in 20 years and the bloke in front of me had loads of bags of coins.
Were they made of chocolate?    :)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21700 on: April 20, 2019, 05:57:11 pm »
The way so many people go potty when we get a day or two of nice weather.
Music blasting from cars, Drivers tearing around like lunatics. Sat in the garden and had to listen to two seperate domestics going on at the same time. Pissed-up drunks swearing in nearby gardens.  ::)

Relax, people. Relax.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21701 on: April 21, 2019, 12:48:43 am »
VLC player app on my mobile is doing my head in, went to use it all of a sudden started stating i had no files, started parsing media. :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21702 on: April 21, 2019, 10:44:00 am »
American football (soccer) commentators dropping a commercial for some resort right into the middle of their commentary. It would be the death of the PL to hear Gary Neville spruiking Butlin's when Liverpool play Man United.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21703 on: April 22, 2019, 11:41:25 am »
Shit chocolate. Easter is the perfect opportunity to experience the stuff that tastes likes an old candle versus the ones that literally melt into your soul.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21704 on: April 23, 2019, 11:52:27 am »
American football (soccer) commentators dropping a commercial for some resort right into the middle of their commentary. It would be the death of the PL to hear Gary Neville spruiking Butlin's when Liverpool play Man United.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21705 on: April 23, 2019, 04:50:34 pm »
The way so many people go potty when we get a day or two of nice weather.
Music blasting from cars, Drivers tearing around like lunatics. Sat in the garden and had to listen to two seperate domestics going on at the same time. Pissed-up drunks swearing in nearby gardens.  ::)

Relax, people. Relax.

People thinking the whole world wants to listen to their shite music from their car or house window as soon as there's a bit of sun drive me up the fucking wall. I don't even want to listen to my own music that loud, let alone whatever the fuck they are playing.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21706 on: April 23, 2019, 06:55:04 pm »
Haven't you ever noticed the correlation?

The people with the loudest stereo's are usually the ones with the shittest taste in music.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21707 on: April 23, 2019, 07:13:01 pm »
Haven't you ever noticed the correlation?

The people with the loudest stereo's are usually the ones with the shittest taste in music.

I play loud music, but 90% of the time its 70s/80s rock
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21708 on: April 23, 2019, 07:17:40 pm »
I play loud music, but 90% of the time its 70s/80s rock

Can imagine you belting out a bit of Def Leppard turned up to 11 Barnabus.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21709 on: April 23, 2019, 07:19:13 pm »
Can imagine you belting out a bit of Def Leppard turned up to 11 Barnabus.

Is the Barnabus like the Vengabus, except it’s kitted out with washing machines and ashtrays?
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21710 on: April 23, 2019, 07:20:52 pm »
Is the Barnabus like the Vengabus, except it’s kitted out with washing machines and ashtrays?

 :lmao
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21711 on: April 23, 2019, 07:22:19 pm »
Is the Barnabus like the Vengabus, except it’s kitted out with washing machines and ashtrays?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21712 on: April 23, 2019, 08:40:18 pm »
Can imagine you belting out a bit of Def Leppard turned up to 11 Barnabus.

He said Rock...
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21713 on: April 24, 2019, 07:41:17 am »
Music snobs
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21714 on: April 24, 2019, 07:47:49 am »
Music snobs

;D

Nah, they're alright Def Leppard, done some really good tracks over the years.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21715 on: April 24, 2019, 09:18:39 am »
People who open your gate, enter your property (for whatever legitimate reason), then proceed to leave without shutting the gate.

How f'kin hard is it to shut a gate, ya bone idle git.  :wanker

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21716 on: April 24, 2019, 10:32:38 am »
The Liverpool ticket office.

Need to speak to someone urgently regarding Barca tickets and have been ringing since 9am. It rings for just over 2 mins then cuts you off. I’ve rang back to back for 90 mins and not once has it been answered or been put in a queue system.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21717 on: April 24, 2019, 12:04:49 pm »
Restaurants when they take the menus away after you order and have to ask for them back when you want dessert. Just leave them there.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21718 on: April 24, 2019, 09:55:37 pm »
Restaurants when they take the menus away after you order and have to ask for them back when you want dessert. Just leave them there.

That is probably a ploy to get you to order a dessert, normally one of the waiting on staff will ask do you want the dessert menu, which puts the idea in your head.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21719 on: April 24, 2019, 10:11:36 pm »
Manchester United.
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