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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39920 on: January 15, 2020, 09:26:25 PM »
Looks like they're getting their excuses in early with the Rashford injury.

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« Reply #39921 on: January 15, 2020, 09:36:55 PM »
Looks like they're getting their excuses in early with the Rashford injury.

Don't think it's really an injury. Just an in-game knock.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39922 on: January 15, 2020, 09:39:31 PM »
Looks like they're getting their excuses in early with the Rashford injury.

Sent him on to pretend to be injured

He’s playing

Not that he’s Messi mind. Dunno who I’d want out if you asked me

Maybe one of the CB’s as Jones would play then. Literally gaurenteeing a win
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« Reply #39923 on: January 15, 2020, 09:50:46 PM »
It's a mind game combined with an excuse. Make us think he's out, fool us by putting him in. And when they get smashed regardless, they can ifithadnabbenferRashfordbeinglessthan100%...

Win-win (without winning-winning)

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39924 on: January 15, 2020, 09:51:33 PM »
Don't think it's really an injury. Just an in-game knock.

Doesn't matter. Even if he was 60% fit, he'd risk him on Sunday. Ole is a little weasel who couldn't give a flying fuck about United or the United way. He cares only for himself.

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« Reply #39925 on: January 15, 2020, 09:54:12 PM »
Fergie always did that didn't he? There was always some 'big injury doubt' before we played them only for that player to make a miraculous recovery on the morning of the game.

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« Reply #39926 on: January 15, 2020, 09:54:33 PM »
Haha

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39927 on: January 15, 2020, 10:11:38 PM »
Fergie always did that didn't he? There was always some 'big injury doubt' before we played them only for that player to make a miraculous recovery on the morning of the game.
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« Reply #39928 on: January 15, 2020, 10:27:15 PM »
Sent him on to pretend to be injured

He’s playing

Not that he’s Messi mind. Dunno who I’d want out if you asked me

Maybe one of the CB’s as Jones would play then. Literally gaurenteeing a win

Remember the days when you'd pray someone like Cantona or Keane was out, now you don't care if they are full strength. ;D

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« Reply #39929 on: January 15, 2020, 10:44:57 PM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39930 on: January 15, 2020, 10:56:34 PM »
If we are worried about Rashford, we need to sack Klopp

He can socre and is a good player. But we have a few ourselves
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39931 on: January 15, 2020, 10:59:51 PM »
If we are worried about Rashford, we need to sack Klopp

He can socre and is a good player. But we have a few ourselves

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« Reply #39932 on: January 15, 2020, 11:15:39 PM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39933 on: January 15, 2020, 11:18:57 PM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39934 on: January 15, 2020, 11:22:26 PM »
It's a mind game combined with an excuse. Make us think he's out, fool us by putting him in. And when they get smashed regardless, they can ifithadnabbenferRashfordbeinglessthan100%...

Win-win (without winning-winning)

Really? Surely it'd be easier to focus on trying to play better football than to bring on a sub for 15 minutes, involve him in a collision, and then pretend he's injured so you sub him, so that Klopp thinks he's definitely not playing in 4 day's time?

Seems pretty far-fetched, and also slightly egocentric, no?
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39935 on: January 15, 2020, 11:26:07 PM »
Really? Surely it'd be easier to focus on trying to play better football than to bring on a sub for 15 minutes, involve him in a collision, and then pretend he's injured so you sub him, so that Klopp thinks he's definitely not playing in 4 day's time?

Seems pretty far-fetched, and also slightly egocentric, no?
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« Reply #39936 on: January 16, 2020, 12:01:51 AM »
Such an annoying team.  They can probably fluke their way all the way to the semis because no matter how crap they are most teams still aren't good enough to stop them - and the ones that are don't really take the competition seriously enough to take them down.

I'd love our second string to put them out but we need to last long enough in the competition as a whole to meet them.  Only "field their strongest side all the time" City are guaranteed to dump all over them.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39937 on: January 16, 2020, 06:55:11 AM »
Haha

Ole's BT interview

FUCKING GREAT ACTING

Rashford can't run - bullshit he's the first name on the sheet come Sunday

He's absolutely rubbish at mind games isn't he.

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« Reply #39938 on: January 16, 2020, 07:15:23 AM »
He's absolutely rubbish at mind games isn't he.

Thing is, when you are playing mind games, its got to be someone worthwhile. De Gea of a few seasons ago yes, but Marcus Rashford? I'm sure Virgil and Joe slept so much better last night thinking he is injured :lmao

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« Reply #39939 on: January 16, 2020, 07:35:37 AM »
Utd have had a few Lazarus events prior to playing us in recent years.
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« Reply #39940 on: January 16, 2020, 08:49:18 AM »
Utd have had a few Lazarus events prior to playing us in recent years.

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« Reply #39941 on: January 16, 2020, 08:52:19 AM »
Ole whiskey nose to the rescue with some fresh horse placenta.



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« Reply #39942 on: January 16, 2020, 09:05:22 AM »
Really? Surely it'd be easier to focus on trying to play better football than to bring on a sub for 15 minutes, involve him in a collision, and then pretend he's injured so you sub him, so that Klopp thinks he's definitely not playing in 4 day's time?

Seems pretty far-fetched, and also slightly egocentric, no?

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« Reply #39943 on: January 16, 2020, 09:11:57 AM »
Continuing to play players through injury is the most selfish thing a manager can do. There are no excuses for it with the medical science departments clubs have nowadays, but Ole has been doing it since day one.
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« Reply #39944 on: January 16, 2020, 10:29:49 AM »
Continuing to play players through injury is the most selfish thing a manager can do. There are no excuses for it with the medical science departments clubs have nowadays, but Ole has been doing it since day one.

Just testing their resolve.

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« Reply #39945 on: January 16, 2020, 10:44:50 AM »
Continuing to play players through injury is the most selfish thing a manager can do. There are no excuses for it with the medical science departments clubs have nowadays, but Ole has been doing it since day one.

Because he has no tactical plan other than "put the best players on the pitch". The guy's clueless. Hope he's given a lifetime contract.

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« Reply #39946 on: January 16, 2020, 12:20:26 PM »
If anyone believes Rashford isn't starting then they are a few bumps short of a Mr.
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« Reply #39947 on: January 16, 2020, 12:56:40 PM »
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