He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!
And he did. We all know how the second half pans out, and the glorious finish, culminating in Gary Neville missing a penalty and then, tragically losing his leg in the process will be told for centuries.
Mancs will love this thread - embarassing. Fantasies eh - who thought it would come to this. For the real thing see old trafford.
He never shows mercy, he would put 6 past your sons school team.