I hear tell of plans for a middle-years version of Love Island Geoff. How would you pan out with that?
Funnily enough, I was talking about this truly awful
Love Island thing to wifey the other day and I had what she said was a totally inappropriate and non PC suggestion for a new TV show that could plumb even greater depths, but aimed at the older man.
My pitch was that it could be called
Sugar Daddy Yacht and involve an elderly man pretending to be fantastically rich, and a bevy of suitably skimpily dressed and very floozy wannabee contestants who don't realise it's all a con, sailing around the smaller Greek Islands.
It would never get made I suppose, but I suspect it would break viewing records...