Topic: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!

[KillieRed]

Hiya Keith,

The first thing I want to make clear is they are not nor will they ever be - whichever establishment puppet is manufactured to lead them - MY government. Fascists in their behaviour, their policies, their arrogance and led by an inveterate liar and Trump-poodle. They are as Nye famously said lower than vermin.

Right, as usual, Johnno.

[Mutton Geoff]

For the last twelve months i have had to monitor my BP twice a day as it was too high and the figures when i was still working were always the top number high 140's or 150's range, since i have retired it is generally in the low 130's or on a very rare occasion low 140's so it seems retirement is helping my BP problem .

Just thought i would share that with you.

As for the immoral charlatan in number ten not sure why he is calling Corbyn chicken when all his chickens are coming home to roost very soon.

Best Wishes to you all:

[Dr. Beaker]

As for the immoral charlatan in number ten not sure why he is calling Corbyn chicken when all his chickens are coming home to roost very soon.

Best Wishes to you all:

And he will no doubt be appearing before the beak soon after so much fowl play, the cock.

[JohnnoWhite]

For the sake of ALL of our suffering people may it be so - and bloody soon!! Hate is a terrible word but as God is my witness, for what these abusive and supremely arrogant Tory bastards and their shadowy billionaire backers have deliberately inflicted on our people, I fucking hate ALL they stand for and ALL they ever will stand for.

[kopite.keith]

For the sake of ALL of our suffering people may it be so - and bloody soon!! Hate is a terrible word but as God is my witness, for what these abusive and supremely arrogant Tory bastards and their shadowy billionaire backers have deliberately inflicted on our people, I fucking hate ALL they stand for and ALL they ever will stand for.

1000% with you on that Jonno. If I said what I really feel, people would think I was a psychopath 😡

[Mutton Geoff]

For the sake of ALL of our suffering people may it be so - and bloody soon!! Hate is a terrible word but as God is my witness, for what these abusive and supremely arrogant Tory bastards and their shadowy billionaire backers have deliberately inflicted on our people, I fucking hate ALL they stand for and ALL they ever will stand for.

with you all the way i would add also these people who get too much airtime in the media like Oakshot, and the rest of the despicable "all mouth and opinion no morality or empathy" crowd.

[Mutton Geoff]

Bump

[Willi]

Well I'm there but extremely busy at the moment

[Mutton Geoff]

Well I'm there but extremely busy at the moment

For the last few months i have had to monitor my own BP and as i keep records of it, i have become aware that since i retired my BP is down around 10 points on average: I am still keeping myself busy but now going at my speed

[Willi]

I have noticed that, while I am extremely busy and occupied, things do take a lot longer to do.
2000 teabags arrived last week. Wonder how long they will last!!!!

[So... Howard Phillips]

I have noticed that, while I am extremely busy and occupied, things do take a lot longer to do.
2000 teabags arrived last week. Wonder how long they will last!!!!

Where they delivered by the Cutty Sark?

[The Gulleysucker]

So, two years on since this it's that time again...

They've changed it.

There's no longer the old smearing of the windows in the jobbie Advent calender.

Instead there's now a little stick thing with some grooves on the end that you scrape along your selected turd (caught using whatever method works for you) filling up the grooves, and then you pop it back into the plastic container and post it off.

[John C]

So, two years on since this it's that time again...

It's 55 rather than 60 in Liverpool Gulley. What's happening now? Is it another routine check mate?

[The Gulleysucker]

It's 55 rather than 60 in Liverpool Gulley. What's happening now? Is it another routine check mate?

Yeah, I did a post later in the thread about them lowering the age for these tests.

It makes sense, the earlier any symptoms are detected the better the possible outcomes for anyone with problems.

This is just the routine one, every two years.

I had read that they were going to be moving to a new blood test instead but it seems not quite yet, but this was still a lot easier than last time.

[Dr. Beaker]

So, two years on since this it's that time again...

They've changed it.

There's no longer the old smearing of the windows in the jobbie Advent calender.

Instead there's now a little stick thing with some grooves on the end that you scrape along your selected turd (caught using whatever method works for you) filling up the grooves, and then you pop it back into the plastic container and post it off.

Could I use one of those things you use for tiling because mine hasn't turned up yet?

[So... Howard Phillips]

Could I use one of those things you use for tiling because mine hasn't turned up yet?

Yes but don't confuse grout with a turd.

[rob1966]

So, two years on since this it's that time again...

They've changed it.

There's no longer the old smearing of the windows in the jobbie Advent calender.

Instead there's now a little stick thing with some grooves on the end that you scrape along your selected turd (caught using whatever method works for you) filling up the grooves, and then you pop it back into the plastic container and post it off.

Be a lot easier if we had the German style toilets

[So... Howard Phillips]

Be a lot easier if we had the German style toilets

I read once that they have the shelf so that health conscious Germans, after eating vast quantities of meat, can inspect their turds for worm infestation.

Or maybe I read it on the side of a bus with Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson gurning in front of it?

[The Gulleysucker]

Yes, the old Flachspüler

...Having these here would save all our catching heroics though I think the stench could prove problematic for more sensitive souls, especially after a night out and a curry which you normally want submerged under water asap and not to be sitting there steaming away while you are doing the crossword....

Psychoanalysis originated in Germany too...

[Willi]

After a night on the Guiness those toilets spray shrapnel all over the place. Speaking from experience here.