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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40040 on: June 25, 2015, 02:31:54 PM »
How rich are you?
Nono......

How rich ARE you?"
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40041 on: June 25, 2015, 03:05:05 PM »
Not THAT rich. 8) :wave
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40042 on: June 25, 2015, 03:20:04 PM »
Had some bad news last night not unexpected though my Niece was diagnosed with Terminal Bowel Cancer about 5 years ago the prognosis was a year but she is a fighter, sadly now she is in the hospice and we are talking about just days.

God i wish i had half the courage she has shown in the last few years and she is only 42, I am so proud of her.

My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family Geoff.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40043 on: June 25, 2015, 04:37:42 PM »
Geoff I just clocked your post - so sorry for your loss mate :(
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40044 on: June 25, 2015, 05:25:58 PM »
Just had  a listen to this and it took me right back to the days of getting in to the boys pen as soon as the turnstiles opened, climbing the railings in to the Kop and standing on the near empty terracing as this tune echoed around.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQheOglFos
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40045 on: June 25, 2015, 05:43:20 PM »
Just had  a listen to this and it took me right back to the days of getting in to the boys pen as soon as the turnstiles opened, climbing the railings in to the Kop and standing on the near empty terracing as this tune echoed around.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQheOglFos
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40046 on: June 25, 2015, 07:03:30 PM »
Just back from Lpool. Really strange trip, I've never been to town and come away without having at least a few pints. Hard walking past the aul haunts, watching the bevvers garlging and laughing. But liver scan tomorra, so I just stayed in me mates for a couple of nights and watched him getting pissed and smoking himself red-eyed. But I went to see another mate of mine, and he's got Cirrhosis an all but he's still bevvying. All I can say is, it was a warning to myself.

I'm not talking bad about him though. Never would. It's a lad I grew up with, known him over 50 years, love the bones of the fella. For all his medical woes, he was still his old self, hilarious lad, could make a cat laugh. I just wish he'd behave now. But he told me straight... 60 in a month, and if he makes it, that'll do for him. And if he does, I'll be back up there. And I'll drink to him myself.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40047 on: June 25, 2015, 07:16:43 PM »
Posted before I read. Sorry about that. And I'm sorry to hear of your grief Geoff. Seems a bit weird saying congratulations to Jam Butty, but it's got to be done... congrats, mate.

This age malarkey is getting on my wick. Sorry John. I must have drove past yours yesterday. I honestly thought you'd already gone, so didn't even phone or text, thinking I'd get walloped with an Aussie sized bill. And, well, fuck it, here's the truth... I didn't want to start moaning in here. We have enough of that to contend with in real life. But this Hep C malarkey is gettin me now. They call it Brain Fog. And I was never the sharpest, but my head's gone. I don't know what I'm doing half the time. I can't concentrate. Short term memory is shot to bits, but I got lost a few times the other day going round places that I've known all my life. It's woeful. But I can't be arsed going on about it, and I see the doctors in about a fortnight. So hopefully they can stop it getting any worse, or at least tie a bell round me neck so they can find me when I go on a ramble.

Anyway... John, I'm gutted I didn't call you. Andl commiserations and congratulations to Geoff and Jam Butty. Sorry that sounds so trite. But it's meant.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40048 on: June 25, 2015, 10:27:21 PM »
Had some bad news last night not unexpected though my Niece was diagnosed with Terminal Bowel Cancer about 5 years ago the prognosis was a year but she is a fighter, sadly now she is in the hospice and we are talking about just days.

God i wish i had half the courage she has shown in the last few years and she is only 42, I am so proud of her.

Sorry to hear this sad news Geoff, my thoughts are with you.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40049 on: June 26, 2015, 05:00:36 AM »
Had some bad news last night not unexpected though my Niece was diagnosed with Terminal Bowel Cancer about 5 years ago the prognosis was a year but she is a fighter, sadly now she is in the hospice and we are talking about just days.

God i wish i had half the courage she has shown in the last few years and she is only 42, I am so proud of her.

Not been around for a while folks and just seen this post. So sorry to hear the bad news Geoff. May she be spared any pain mate. Thoughts are with her family at this so difficult time.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40050 on: June 26, 2015, 07:17:34 AM »
Sorry for your sad loss, Geoff
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« Reply #40051 on: June 26, 2015, 04:19:58 PM »
Just back from Liver Scan at the Ozzie. Liver's got no worse. So, that's good news. Now if I could just remember where I'd left it. Funny one...

A few weeks back, my Missus was leaving. I'm in a bottom floor flat. It was mid day Saturday afternoon, sunny, loads of people walking past. I went to the window. It's a big window, ledge is about knee high. I pulled back the net curtain and was shouting some nonsense after her. She went the colour of boiled shite, ran at me, told me to get in... I was bollocko.

Straight up, I didn't know. Thank fuck nobody seen me, Scouser on a Southern housing estate, parading in the nip. I can imagine the Vigilantes, pitch forks and burning torches coming for me right now. But I honestly didn't know I was in the nod. I found out what it was though.

Don't mean to be disgusting, but I can't get constipated and I hadn't been for a couple of days. It's mad. The HepC and liver damage, makes me constipated. But if I don't do me ablutions, the liver can't shift the toxins out me system. So they get into the blood and into the brain. Poisoned by me own shite, I don't think I could cope with that. But I can't even have me regular 8 to 10 pints of laxative. So I'm eating that much fruit I'll probably be swingingn bollocko in the window next.

Anyway, no news, good news, sort of thing. Just got to wait to see the Doctors now. Oh yeah, and why I came in.... Heads up, great film about Lemmy on BBC4 tonight. Well, I think it'll be the same one they showed a while back. And if it is, it's brilliant.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40052 on: June 26, 2015, 06:54:21 PM »
For me, it's a nice over ripe banana and a massive strong black coffee - then it's a case of moving the women and children to safe ground.
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« Reply #40053 on: June 26, 2015, 08:18:24 PM »
I'm not at the age when being nuts is acceptably funny or sena pods are top of me menu. Ciggie an a cup of tea usually sorts it. Anyway... great Flamenco documentary on BBC4. I think it's great, loved Paco De Lucia from first hearing. And the history's a brilliant story, but the singing always reminded me of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUjAnbpM4fs
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« Reply #40054 on: June 27, 2015, 01:45:09 PM »
It's that singing though, reminds of me of chucking out at Yatesies when I was a lad
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40055 on: June 27, 2015, 03:35:12 PM »
Thanks for the posts lads and lassies she is still fighting bless her,

had a little distraction last night though, my family bought my wife and I tickets to see Frankie Valli in the MEN arena she adores the guy, I like the music,  i thought of not going but was persuaded by both my Daughters who paid for the tickets and the hotel room , so i made sure my Niece's husband would text us if he needed to,

anyway Frankie was born on May 3rd1934 and god knows he is doing well for his age, it was a great performance with a brilliantly tight orchestra, and a good backing singers.

All these auld arses up thinking they are teenagers dancing, singing and giving it large for the whole of the second half set including us. I can see a run on Radox products today.
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« Reply #40056 on: June 27, 2015, 03:38:37 PM »
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« Reply #40057 on: June 27, 2015, 04:05:08 PM »
It's that singing though, reminds of me of chucking out at Yatesies when I was a lad
I love Flamenco, but I love the singing as well, even though I haven't got a clue what they're singing about (gout probably). But it is mainly the guitar that does it. Very stirring, powerful stuff. Paco's brilliant and I love a bloke called Geronimo Maya as well but that's probably just because of his name.

Funny how music can really move you even when you don't know what they're singing about. Even when you do, as with gospel for instance (as I was saying the other day) where, in my case anyway, I don't even believe in any religious stuff - I don't even think JC existed as anything other than a normal bloke, if he existed at all - but the music really moves me. I've even got this fantastic stuff - by the fantastically named Novospassky Monastery Choir which is also very moving and a bit scary, and I'm almost in tears listening to that too, and I haven't got a bloody clue what they're singing about either (but I've got a good idea like).

I think it's the desperation, that something better than this exists, that I find so moving. There is obviously a very real need for us humings to believe that there is something better, to help us deal with injustice and probably death too. It's the patheticness (is that a word)  - and I don't mean that disparagingly funnily enough - that is so soul-wrenching for me anyway.

Added to that, music also seems so much better at communicating emotions than words, and that is weird. When they wire your brain up to see which parts activate when you do various things, they find that when you're dealing with music, the whole bloody thing lights up like a Christmas Tree. It's almost like that's what your brain is for. You never know, it is very mathematical, maybe it's the language of the universe. Maybe the makers of Close Encounters were on to something!
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« Reply #40058 on: June 27, 2015, 05:04:40 PM »
I like this girl incidentally - part flamenco, part North African, and a bit jazzy. 

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« Reply #40059 on: June 28, 2015, 04:24:17 PM »
Aye Doc, music, about the only reason to have human beings here. Well, maybe one or two others. But seeing what music was on the Beeb Friday an Saturday night, I thought this might give you a chuckle...
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« Reply #40060 on: June 28, 2015, 07:09:36 PM »
I imagine when 'she's' recording that shite, the ol' brain must be lighting up like a wet swan vesta.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40061 on: June 29, 2015, 05:46:31 AM »
Suppose it's the oldest generational problem in music taste/society.

Who's the latest fad? Who's the hot talent? Who's the different one?  Who's got the daftest name? Who's the one with the top chance of raping the scene and pissing off with tens of millions? Ah drives me ferkin' mad!!

So much "now" shite around - I get headaches and can't be arsed to listen overmuch.

If they don't "get to me" in the first 15 seconds - nae chance.

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« Reply #40062 on: June 29, 2015, 08:57:36 AM »
Sadly Johno, music's just another thing that big business has robbed. I know it's always been that way. Even Elvis was manufactured by Colonel Tom Parker. And I can't believe there isn't kids in garages with guitars, making great stuff. But the monster of uncontrolled Capitalism has taken over everything, and why pay kids who want to be Joe Strummer when they can pay a new Donny Osmond a few buttons every 12 months or so.

Having said that, there is good stuff still being made. And people think I'm mental for banging on like that. But Gary Barlow Prince Charles's tax-dodger mate, and NHS robber Richard Branson coming out with Sex Pistols Anarchy in the UK credit cards, sort of proves me point. Like the saying goes, they'd sell themselves the rope to hang themselves with, or something like that.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40063 on: June 29, 2015, 09:54:25 AM »
At least you don't have to put up with the Belgian music scene, all wanna be US Pop singers,mind you some of the English text is quite funny at times...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40064 on: June 29, 2015, 04:48:51 PM »
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« Reply #40065 on: June 29, 2015, 04:51:28 PM »
Doc this one is like one of them videos from the language thread ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_on-WAwEGLg
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« Reply #40066 on: June 29, 2015, 07:46:29 PM »
Here's one for you Fats. Just spotted my nephews contribution on Facebbook regarding Glastonbury -

"To spell it out, Glastonbury has been suffocated by a giant corporate penis firmly lodged in it's throat. It is a bloated corpse, It's attendee's, maggots feeding on the narcotised flesh."

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« Reply #40067 on: June 29, 2015, 08:00:01 PM »
I bet he's a hoot at parties!

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« Reply #40068 on: June 29, 2015, 08:02:26 PM »
Check him out - he's Jonny Cuba. Tells me he's famous.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40069 on: June 29, 2015, 08:12:27 PM »
"To spell it out, Glastonbury has been suffocated by a giant corporate penis firmly lodged in it's throat. It is a bloated corpse, It's attendee's, maggots feeding on the narcotised flesh."
Haha that's ace............if somewhat suspect with it's [sic] punctuation ;)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40070 on: June 29, 2015, 08:15:40 PM »
Haha that's ace............if somewhat suspect with it's [sic] punctuation ;)
Put that down to keyboard rage.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40071 on: June 30, 2015, 09:36:47 AM »
He's right, but I'd like to exchange Glastonbury for Simon Cowell.

Got nothing to do with nothing, but this made me laugh...
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40072 on: June 30, 2015, 04:19:39 PM »
Here's one for you Fats. Just spotted my nephews contribution on Facebbook regarding Glastonbury -

"To spell it out, Glastonbury has been suffocated by a giant corporate penis firmly lodged in it's throat. It is a bloated corpse, It's attendee's, maggots feeding on the narcotised flesh."



Oh dear.  Can he just not take any notice? 

I bet he's a hoot at parties!

Indeed.  The fella who asked "Have you ever considered giving your life to Jesus?" musn't have been unable to move for the crowd.

Mind you.  A buxom well titted out older woman usually brought them to their senses. So there is hope yet D
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40073 on: June 30, 2015, 04:43:31 PM »
I bet he's a hoot at parties!
Oh dear.  Can he just not take any notice? 

Indeed.  The fella who asked "Have you ever considered giving your life to Jesus?" musn't have been unable to move for the crowd.

Mind you.  A buxom well titted out older woman usually brought them to their senses. So there is hope yet D
Well actually he's a top bloke. And when we have family parties me and him and his missus seek each other out and can always be seen in some dim corner cynically sniping away at the latest tory atrocities. But I think at normal parties he would probably be the DJ, he even goes around the world judging DJ competitions on occasions (whatever they are). He makes music under the name the Herbaliser I believe, but it's not for me, it's for the young folk. Top bloke though, and his missus who looks uncannily like Eleanor Bron is painfully sharp in the satire department - god we're so miserable when we get together, I love it.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40074 on: June 30, 2015, 05:35:10 PM »
Well actually he's a top bloke. And when we have family parties me and him and his missus seek each other out and can always be seen in some dim corner cynically sniping away at the latest tory atrocities. But I think at normal parties he would probably be the DJ, he even goes around the world judging DJ competitions on occasions (whatever they are). He makes music under the name the Herbaliser I believe, but it's not for me, it's for the young folk. Top bloke though, and his missus who looks uncannily like Eleanor Bron is painfully sharp in the satire department - god we're so miserable when we get together, I love it.

Well you would say that wouldn't you.  Sounds a total tosser along  with with his bird.  Family parties much have been sooo much fun. 
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40075 on: June 30, 2015, 06:02:13 PM »
I hate fun.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40076 on: June 30, 2015, 07:56:11 PM »
I hate fun.

Had fun once. Didn't like it. Glad I tried it, though......

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40077 on: June 30, 2015, 08:07:54 PM »
I hate fun.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40078 on: June 30, 2015, 08:10:16 PM »
I like fun but couldn't eat a whole one............
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #40079 on: June 30, 2015, 08:40:52 PM »
Always in the kitchen at parties.
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