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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39880 on: June 15, 2015, 12:38:30 AM »
1,000 up eh! Congratulations to the auld arses for making it here.  :wave

Now this thread has got as many pages as it's got varicose veins and piles   ;D
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39881 on: June 15, 2015, 05:52:22 AM »
Mussel Shoals - a must watch!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39882 on: June 15, 2015, 05:54:55 AM »
Congratulations for the 1000 everyone. The thread means a lot to so many people on RAWK.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39883 on: June 15, 2015, 06:53:05 AM »
Congrats, you arl gits :wave
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39884 on: June 15, 2015, 07:30:04 AM »
Only posted a few times in here over the years but always been my favourite thread on rawk , some brilliant tales , words of wisdom , memories , experiences and laughs ...big thanks to all the contributors over the years

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39885 on: June 15, 2015, 08:51:40 AM »
Only posted a few times in here over the years but always been my favourite thread on rawk , some brilliant tales , words of wisdom , memories , experiences and laughs ...big thanks to all the contributors over the years
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39886 on: June 15, 2015, 10:41:22 AM »
Congrats, you arl gits :wave
Youth Never Wore Cologne.

Fuckin right an all.  "Womens scent".  Only fit for poofs and Nancy Boys.  It was a struggle to get them to wear deodorant never mind bleedin cologne.  Mind you, I always found fresh male sweat a powerful afrothingy, especially when combined with mud. 

Puts me in mind of the days when Mr May used to play rugby.  At the end of the match I'd be standing on the touchline in me tight white boots, little jacket and a mini skirt up to me arse with a pint of cold ale.   And Mr May would just nod, grab the pint and guzzle it down, and I would watch, enraptured, at the sight of him, dripping with fresh manly sweat, caked in mud, with little rivers of ale escaping from the sides of his mouth,  and it was all I could do to restrain myself from tearing his kit off and aving im, ravishing him on the spot. 

But instead, ladylike, I waited with bated breath for the next stuff.  He'd pass the empty glass back, wipe the back of his hand across his mouth in a manly manner, then say something like "Are you sure there are enough cups laid out for the lads"?  I'd assure him there were.  He'd say "Yer a smashin popsie ya are" and fetch me a helluva smack on the arse.  And then he'd be off to the clubhouse, and I'd be have the perfume of manly sweat and mud and the sound of his studs on the concrete.

Aye well.  Happy days. 

I think that recollection, although very pleasant and romantic, was quite tiring, and a glass or two of Wincarnis is necessary - for medicinal purposes only of course.   And a quiet lie down.



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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39887 on: June 15, 2015, 10:48:11 AM »
Surprised John got past the bars downtown. But funny that Macca, Holidays in the Sun.... I'm goin under the wall, please don't be waiting for me.

Knew you'd enjoy that Mussel Shoals, Doc. What a story, eh. And if you didn't catch it, the Otis Redding one was good an all. But have a go of one about Anvil. All I'll say is, real life Spinal Tap. Great story though, sort of sad aswell as hilarious.

1000 pages eh, oh well, I suppose it kept us off the streets.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39888 on: June 15, 2015, 10:50:14 AM »
1000 pages eh, oh well, I suppose it kept us off the streets.
More to the point it kept youse off the street corners, ya bad scalls! ;D
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39889 on: June 15, 2015, 11:07:56 AM »
1000 pages eh, oh well, I suppose it kept us off the streets.

Damn right.  I'd always promised me granny I'd give up the hoorin.  And it was gettin to be a bit of a bugger to find a warm wall anyway.   ::)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39890 on: June 15, 2015, 12:00:57 PM »


Knew you'd enjoy that Mussel Shoals, Doc. What a story
Yeah I caught that one a couple of years ago - mindblowing, Patches eh!

Idolised Otis as a kid, I reckon I had all his LP's, still got half of them! Great documentary.

Blimey Mags, I started getting a bit excited meself there reading that one.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39891 on: June 15, 2015, 12:02:33 PM »
Damn right.  I'd always promised me granny I'd give up the hoorin.  And it was gettin to be a bit of a bugger to find a warm wall anyway.   ::)
I'm susprised your wall had a chance to cool down.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39892 on: June 15, 2015, 12:25:52 PM »
Not telling a word of a lie John, my missus was talking to some woman the other week about holidays. Anyway, she's going on about this boss hotel she stayed at in Benidorm, saying how the bingo was marvellous and how the food was top notch. Then she turns round and says "Yeah, we went to Auschwitz on holiday last year and it was fucking shite." So my missus says "Auschwitz? That's not really a place you go to on holiday though is it?" The woman says "You're not wrong there love, it was the worst fucking holiday I've been on. Never again." My missus just shook her head and stopped talking to her.
 

Macca, does not surprise me. I was surprised at how many hotels there were there. I had been to Sachsenhausen concentration camp near Berlin but there were a lot of tourists at Auschwitz-Berkenau which I suppose was a bit of surprise, literally got to book ahead to get in, as strange as that sounds. Is something I'd recommend to anybody though, if only as a reminder of what humanity can be.

I suppose if you are going there looking for Benidorm though you are not likely to get it, unless Chrissie Rock is doing a bit as a tour guide!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39893 on: June 15, 2015, 02:15:52 PM »
Blimey Mags, I started getting a bit excited meself there reading that one.

Aye.  Takes you back eh?  Just to give you some idea of what was in the young maidens minds when they were admiring your finely hued thighs, six pack belly and bulging sweat covered pecs.  And in proper sports kit with shorts that needed to be ferociously boiled.  Not all this lycra in the gym malarky.  I was looking to find the movies4men channel and there they were.  Loads of them all jumping about and being american, relentlessly bright and cheerful enough to sicken a normal human being, and incessently gobbing away.   Oh do fuck off. 
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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39894 on: June 15, 2015, 03:27:27 PM »
Wow, 1000 pages of some of the best content in this website. I raise my glass for all of you usual suspects and for the late Shanklyboy whose name is now part of the thread.

 :champ :hally

Hopefully we'll get 1000 pages more
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39895 on: June 15, 2015, 03:44:17 PM »
I think Matron should have her own perv thread.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39896 on: June 15, 2015, 03:45:23 PM »
Hopefully we'll get 1000 pages more

Good luck with that. ::)

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« Reply #39897 on: June 15, 2015, 04:09:03 PM »
Good luck with that. ::)

PS, it's Kesey's thread.

ah yes, forgot about that. Corrected now.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39898 on: June 15, 2015, 04:51:44 PM »
Venceramos!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39899 on: June 15, 2015, 05:13:55 PM »
I'm susprised your wall had a chance to cool down.

Mock not.  A chippie business in an end of terrace house (preferably with an adjacent entry) was a wall to be prized beyond measure.

Venceramos!

And that's quite enough of that filthy talk.

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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39900 on: June 15, 2015, 05:18:51 PM »
By the by.  Does anyone remember what happened to the OCB thread?  It pre-dated the original of this one - which was purely matchgoing, but now our thread has spread over so many other things, cannot the OCB thread find a home here - and I don't mean as a link which is surely lost, but embedded in this thread in some way.  Cos it really was vintage arl arse.  Mods please?

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« Reply #39901 on: June 15, 2015, 05:27:30 PM »
Mock not.  A chippie business in an end of terrace house (preferably with an adjacent entry) was a wall to be prized beyond measure.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39902 on: June 15, 2015, 05:30:27 PM »
Watched an interview with Ken Loach what a wonderful man he has made some brilliant Films. He summed up the BBC right now with this comment,  on the BBC you can be called Anti Business but never Anti Union.
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« Reply #39903 on: June 15, 2015, 06:14:22 PM »
I think Matron should have her own perv thread.


Indeed.  Presumably based on your own unusual bedbath experiences with my delightful nurses Domina and Trix,  and how pleased you were when I took your external teperature with a daffodil.
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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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« Reply #39904 on: June 15, 2015, 06:27:21 PM »
Watched an interview with Ken Loach what a wonderful man he has made some brilliant Films. He summed up the BBC right now with this comment,  on the BBC you can be called Anti Business but never Anti Union.

Dunno wish to be unkind mate, but worthy as all this stuff is, have you not copped the moment before you posted?  We are all taking the piss on our 1,000n ish. ..................  Delete this shite and join in. 
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Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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« Reply #39905 on: June 15, 2015, 06:56:42 PM »
Mock not.  A chippie business in an end of terrace house (preferably with an adjacent entry) was a wall to be prized beyond measure.
So it was you who kept me awake when I was a nipper at the end of South Grove in the Dingle, ya bad minx......
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« Reply #39906 on: June 15, 2015, 07:57:50 PM »
A thousand pages of people with big gobs, talking about all sorts of bits and bobs, people with probs, allsorts of jobs, a couple of sobs, plenty of nobs, rampaging yobs, unruly mobs, bowlfuls of pobs and a more than enough flobs.
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« Reply #39907 on: June 15, 2015, 07:59:00 PM »
That Pinochet was a real butcher hard to comprehend what he did.
Yep, Chile just one of the countries in which that word has a particular resonance.
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« Reply #39908 on: June 15, 2015, 07:59:04 PM »
So it was you who kept me awake when I was a nipper at the end of South Grove in the Dingle, ya bad minx......

Nothin' like a knee trembler against the alley wall while somebody's chuckin' up their curried fish and chips farther down the jigger after a night on the pop.
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« Reply #39909 on: June 15, 2015, 08:16:52 PM »
Probably because Chile resonated with me, the Trade Unionists in the stadiums was something that really effected me at the time and later.
That was chilling stuff wasn't it. She had some lovely friends did Thatcher.
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« Reply #39910 on: June 15, 2015, 08:17:18 PM »
Nothin' like a knee trembler against the alley wall while somebody's chuckin' up their curried fish and chips farther down the jigger after a night on the pop.

Aye well.   Takes yer back.  Happy days.

So it was you who kept me awake when I was a nipper at the end of South Grove in the Dingle, ya bad minx......

Very likely.   Heh heh heh  Mwah.   
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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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« Reply #39911 on: June 15, 2015, 08:22:17 PM »
I've just seen Lee Van Cleef in a loincloth thingy. 
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39912 on: June 15, 2015, 08:24:06 PM »
Dunno wish to be unkind mate, but worthy as all this stuff is, have you not copped the moment before you posted?  We are all taking the piss on our 1,000n ish. ..................  Delete this shite and join in. 

well my conquests left a few indents in walls being such a big fella,  8)

as for people turned on by wintergreen etc. Hmm ;D

Although i think funniest one for me was getting down to it by the side of a canal pitch dark until some stupid father lit a large bonfire opposite for his kids firework party, suppose should be thankful i didn't get a rocket up my arris. :shocked

As for my post this thread is a cornucopia of nostalgia and socialism so i thought my post was relevant as a heads up for the many Ken Loach fans.
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« Reply #39913 on: June 15, 2015, 08:27:52 PM »
Aye well.   Takes yer back.  Happy days.

Happy days my arse.

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« Reply #39914 on: June 15, 2015, 08:35:25 PM »
Happy days my arse.

I was always the one chuckin' up.... :no


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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39915 on: June 15, 2015, 08:56:58 PM »
There'd be a few voyeurs chucking up if they were watching us lot in action nowadays.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39916 on: June 15, 2015, 10:03:38 PM »
Oooh I dunno.  As Stradivarius would say "You can get a fuckin great tune out of a old fiddle, you just need to be a Maestro know the right way to pluck the strings".  And he knew a thing or two did The Strad.  Twanged a few strings in his time.  You can't argue with The Strad.

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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39917 on: June 15, 2015, 10:45:39 PM »
Came on here to offer congrats to the auld arses and Maggie has got me looking for the kleenex.... :missus I'm just an old softie, phenah, phenah
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39918 on: June 15, 2015, 10:54:53 PM »
As for my post this thread is a cornucopia of nostalgia and socialism so i thought my post was relevant as a heads up for the many Ken Loach fans.

 Is it really? 

However.  Apart from all of that,  I've got one of them Loachs in the acquarium.  A big fucker.  I didn't realise they were so popular.  Mine doesn't have a name as yet, but I shall now call it Ken.  Ken the Loach.  Nice.   
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39919 on: June 15, 2015, 11:19:23 PM »
I've just seen Lee Van Cleef in a loincloth thingy. 

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Suddenly I turned around and she was standin' there
With silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hair
She walked up to me so gracefully and took my crown of thorns
"Come in", She said, "I'll give you shelter from the storm."

I might be in!