Topic: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,

[liverpoolsox]

i wanna be the man who tells everyone what the songs are before the game he sounds great 

[PattoLFC]

ill be the stadium site man whore 

[Bayo]

Who's providing the cash?

[stewo4lfc]

Who's providing the cash?

Tom&George....infact Where is Harry Potter?

[Ozzy_Red]

I'll call me mate that works at Microsoft, Bill, and ask him if he can spare us 500 million pounds to bankroll it.

Oh, i'll spray paint the entire pitch Red, that'll be boss.

[zabadoh]

Who's providing the cash?

The stadium site man whore.

How much you got so far Patto?

[Ozzy_Red]

Who's providing the cash?

The stadium site man whore.

 

[SheikhMo]

Who's providing the cash?

Ill finance the whole project..

[Something Else]

hows it going, you lot started yet?

[Sarge]

Ok i will update this in a bit but for those asking why i have not given them a job is because!!!!!

You never fucking asked and also given me one thing you can do!!!!!

[Sarge]

So far we have,

Sarge - Finger pointer.
AlanF - Architect stuff. And screws.
Fudge - Gay Bar, Fudge packing & the burger van.
NatD - Lighting.
zimmie5555 - Can mix the cement.
JMACC - Can drive the digger.
gollne - Chairs.
El Torres - charlie uniform november tango Foreman.
koolkamal - Lazy bastard.
CHOPPER - Bagsied driving the crane.
kingjari - Canteen.
1892-WELLZ  - dab hand with ikea flatpack.
TOMMO86  - Digging 
JoeK210185 - Pitch design.
Withnail - 60% discount on all building materials
alex - Painting
tball79 -  can drill a glory hole
beebster - Plumbing
oddball2514 -  help out with the painting, as long as i dont have to edge or gloss. I HATE edging and glossing gives me a headache, but a dabhand with a roller
FrenchRed - Building Surveyor (boring)
Degs - on Manc patrol
Raunchy - Carpark Attendant.
Jase - Richard Keys Patrol.
kopitekop1 -  supply and install all the window blinds  free of charge as long as he can play in goal
ATEAMOFCARRAGHERS - in charge of bounce control!
Ken-obi - network engineering
Mrfabulous - Go-For
JohnnyDrama - RAWK's very own Laurence Llewelyn Bowen.
arae - Stadium Announcer
Save Me Jebus - Supplier of stolen dodgey materials.
capt k - Sparks.
FOOT - White line inspector.
Roady - Sandwick maker.
nidgemo - Sinage.
Walter Sobchak - assistant grounskeeper.
RedBoywonder - Project manager.
Matt S - Test the bogs. 
LiamG - In charge of the stock up the shelves in the club shop.
Slinky - Tea lady.
Morse - Will take the photos.
Jonny5 - The underground carpark attendent 
Jonathan Hall - Beer tester and Material Supplier.
ScouserJonny - Will work in the club shop and convince people not to buy things. 
Red for life - The groundsman.
kmo1969 - Tourguide.

I'll pump the balls up before games.

Pumpboy.

Ill finance the whole project..

Unnamed financier.

Oh, i'll spray paint the entire pitch Red, that'll be boss.

Decor.

ill be the stadium site man whore 

As above.

i wanna be the man who tells everyone what the songs are before the game he sounds great 

Entertainer.

What the fuck Sarge, I didn't say anything was gonna be dodgy...

Lets be honest we're strapped so knick what we can.

Im a real charlie uniform november tango.

Manchester United Fan.

I'd like to volunteer my services for the Players Lounge Furnishings.

foam hand and jester hat stall!

Bobcat Driver.

the bacon butties.

designing the sliding roof...... 

I can be - The man who pegs the player's shirts on the pegs in the dressing room!

Bitter Patrol??!!

HR person

I'll do the computer systems, particularly the ticketing systems.

(Yes there will be a back door in for RAWKites!!). 

[Sarge]

hows it going, you lot started yet?

How can we. We do not have one single Brikkie FFS!!!!

[love:the:game]

Can you include me in the proper list above please, makes it more official.

[PattoLFC]

How can we. We do not have one single Brikkie FFS!!!!

Ill be the brikkie then

[Sarge]

I'll be the Construction Equipment Depot Guard.

Early in the morning the construction crews will come and get their equipment before they leave for a hard days work on the stadium and this is when I, the depot guard, take my place in front of the building to guard the empty storage lot, posing as a director of equipment.
I, dressed in the brightest blue jumpsuit imaginable, simply sit in a fold out chair for the seven hours while construction crews are out working.

Why a blue jumpsuit?

[19LFC91]

I'll be the structural engineer 
cause at the minute you's have nobody deciding how this thing is actually going to go up lol

[rafa forever]

I'll be a dildo. Throw me at fergie.

[Something Else]

this would be great bit of pr to go to the owners and say, we will start it, give us the deed to the land

[Sarge]

this would be great bit of pr to go to the owners and say, we will start it, give us the deed to the land

Ok sort it.

[Sarge]

With alll this unemployment i'm sure some brickkies are free?

[LF]

the financier if you lot need to work out the money.

[~Torres~]

I wanna be the sandwich man!

[E2K]

I'll put together a Rocky-style montage, which will help us fit the two years of construction into about four minutes. Four minutes which I'm hoping will also include a couple of hilarious incidents e.g. a baby being left on the RAWK doorstep and all of us having to look after him/her, or possibly me beating the snot out of Ronaldo. I'm open to suggestions on this one.

I'll also volunteer to take care of the players' wives and girlfriends while their husbands/boyfriends are playing/training. Naturally, since Stevie and Nando are our two most important players, I'll mostly dediacte myself to Alex and Olalla. It's only fair.

[Lionel Rich Tea]

Can I be the QS to keep tabs on AlanF's design so it doesn't blow the budget?

[Sarge]

Can I be the QS to keep tabs on AlanF's design so it doesn't blow the budget?

Yes.

[shelovesyou]

Id like to apply for the " Window Cleaner " Vacancy please

[~Torres~]

BY SANDwich man i meant i will eat and test the sandwiches 

[conman]

sarge, i can install and operate "garden Sprinklers" for the away end,

[conman]

who's lookin after the pitch?
got no grass on it yet!!

good to see tho we are doing some talent spotting of brazilian youngsters,
the future is bright !

[sirjames]

can i be a engineer on the stadia?

[Spanish Al]

Can I be 'Head of Football Ground Operations?'

[GeeFJay]

i've been on the dole since the thread started, i know i don't come across very well in the interviews but you gotta give me a chance, i'm desperate you see!

[horne]

oh go on then ,i'll do it!


























































i will show the ladies to their seats

[Sarge]

Id like to apply for the " Window Cleaner " Vacancy please

Send me you're CV.

[Sarge]

sarge, i can install and operate "garden Sprinklers" for the away end,

Yes but no messing with the water and spraying people bar Gary Nevillie.

can i be a engineer on the stadia?

Yes speak to Alan F he is the Designer come architect and in charge of screws.

Can I be 'Head of Football Ground Operations?'

Ok you have the key to the front gate then, go no.

[Sarge]

i've been on the dole since the thread started, i know i don't come across very well in the interviews but you gotta give me a chance, i'm desperate you see!

So what can you do?

[Sarge]

oh go on then ,i'll do it!

i will show the ladies to their seats

Usher.

 

[shelovesyou]

Send me you're CV.

Sent.

[GeeFJay]

So what can you do?

i'll do anything mate, within reason 

[Seebab]

Hey Sarge, I'll be both the brick supplier and the brick layer if you want.

There's a problem though....The main source of bricks has dwindled in the last few weeks. Back in September/October, with the amount of last minute winners we were scoring, people were shitting bricks left, right and centre.

Now, with us thrashing teams, tension has been low, and so less bricks.... and there's not much I can do about the situation. Any ideas?