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Cracking LFC joke
« on: April 11, 2008, 04:52:43 AM »
Gerrard, Carragher and Torres go before God.

He questions their belief, Stevie says "Footy to be the food of life". God sits him to the left.

Carra says "Courage, honoure and passion on the pitch" and God sits him to the right.

God says to Torres "And what do you believe son?"

"I believe you're sitting in my seat."
To all the people lucky enough to be in the ground to watch the redmen play. This is your chance. This is your moment. This is your opportunity to lose your voice, the chance to display your unswerving loyalty in search of the holy grail. We shall overcome. We shall unite. We shall believe. We shall share in the spoils of victory!

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 04:54:14 AM »
I heard something like this before except that it was Fowler that said it.

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 04:54:19 AM »
Just read this on a different thread, but it's still brilliant  ;D

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 04:55:51 AM »
I heard something like this before except that it was Fowler that said it.

Torres was speaking to Fowler, no?
To all the people lucky enough to be in the ground to watch the redmen play. This is your chance. This is your moment. This is your opportunity to lose your voice, the chance to display your unswerving loyalty in search of the holy grail. We shall overcome. We shall unite. We shall believe. We shall share in the spoils of victory!

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 04:56:27 AM »
I'll give it a 8/10

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2008, 04:57:38 AM »
I heard something like this before except that it was Fowler that said it.

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 07:31:38 AM »
Put this on the torres thread last night found in on betfair but it a cracking joke
For those of you watching in blue and white this is what a european cup looks like.

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 07:41:13 AM »
Gerrard, Carragher and Torres go before Robbie Fowler.

He questions their belief, Stevie says "Footy to be the food of life". Fowler sits him to the left.

Carra says "Courage, honoure and passion on the pitch" and Fowler sits him to the right.

Robbie says to Torres "And what do you believe son?"

"I believe you're sitting in my seat."


Not yet, though. Not yet.
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 07:53:19 AM »
Torres was speaking to Fowler, no?
;D Yes. Yes.




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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2008, 07:54:37 AM »
A couple more years like this one and he'll be able to say that to Robbie God.

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2008, 08:40:29 AM »
It's not a joke. The Torres bit anyway
Given one chance I would love to right hook Ferguson or Neville.

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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2008, 08:41:06 AM »
boom tish.
Yep.