Author Topic: Alexandre Pato  (Read 14876 times)

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #160 on: March 4, 2009, 11:50:36 pm »
He's got a great future ahead of him.
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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #161 on: March 5, 2009, 04:55:19 am »
And we should stick to the present or we'll end up missing it. Has something along the lines of 12 goals in the last 12 games.

For Serie A only:

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As of 2/27/09, Stats are from Serie A (08/09 Season)

Pato -> 11 Goals (0 penalties) + 4 Assists / 24 Games (1604 Minutes) Played

The goal/minute ratio is great, and the tally is more impressive if you take into account the UEFA Cup and Coppa Italia games. He has scored a goal in every single friendly Milan has played with him that I can remember too.
« Last Edit: March 5, 2009, 04:58:59 am by Kulspruta »

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #162 on: March 5, 2009, 08:13:32 am »
He's got a great future ahead of him.

wow!! care to make any other predictions?

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #163 on: April 5, 2012, 12:10:12 pm »
Out for the season.

only 22 and already as injury prone as Michael Owen.

What a waste of talent really...

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #164 on: April 5, 2012, 01:03:53 pm »
Read somewhere that he's missed 55 games through injury in the past 2 years, terrible shame.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #165 on: April 5, 2012, 01:13:04 pm »
Beast on Pro Evo 2012 :D

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #166 on: April 5, 2012, 01:18:44 pm »
Apparently his running style is wrong.

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Interesting points raised in today's Gazzetta regarding Pato's injury. Former sprinter Stefano Tilli claims his running style is all wrong

Tilli: "If Bolt were to run like [Pato], instead of doing the 100m in 9"58, he'd cover it in 11". Watch the YouTube clip of goal vs Barca."

Apparently this says it all http://youtu.be/vwNEW7_L504 #Pato

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #167 on: April 5, 2012, 02:46:47 pm »
I've never noticed his running style before, that is a bit strange.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #168 on: April 5, 2012, 03:09:21 pm »
I'm no sprint coach but don't see much wrong with that running style/shape whatever?

Skips a bit, light on his feet if anything.
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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #169 on: April 5, 2012, 03:22:56 pm »
I thought it was an odd statement. But a pro sprinter knows a lot more about running than me. He does have an alarming amount of muscular problems in his legs so there might be something in it.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #170 on: April 5, 2012, 03:29:35 pm »
Milan's fabled lab aint working with this lad
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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #171 on: April 5, 2012, 03:30:19 pm »
being fast as a kid  :), I'd say he's not using his arms right, theyre supposed to travel almost perfectly straight up and down, helps you keep your shape, and keep your  legs going in a similar manner, he's legs and knees are all over the place,is my take. but I doubt its something you can teach at this age

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #172 on: April 5, 2012, 03:32:37 pm »
Should have really forced him out in Jan. PSG offered insane money for him, I'd have told him to go.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #173 on: April 5, 2012, 03:40:33 pm »
Should have really forced him out in Jan. PSG offered insane money for him, I'd have told him to go.
but then berlusconi would miss his daughter?
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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #174 on: April 5, 2012, 03:43:20 pm »
Exactly. That's why he didn't leave. Couldve got 50 mil for him, which would've been even worse business than Torres - from PSG's point of view anyway.  Bad business move by Berlusconi, heart over head there.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #175 on: April 5, 2012, 03:48:21 pm »
is he actually banging silvio's daughteR?
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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #176 on: April 5, 2012, 04:57:11 pm »
Yep. She's pregnant as well I think.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #177 on: April 5, 2012, 04:58:49 pm »
is he actually banging silvio's daughteR?
yes he really is

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #178 on: May 31, 2022, 03:09:39 pm »

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #179 on: May 31, 2022, 03:25:55 pm »

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #180 on: May 31, 2022, 03:26:52 pm »
Well this is a blast from the past
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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #181 on: May 31, 2022, 03:29:28 pm »
Good read, especially for what is essentially 'I went to W...it went to shit, I went to X cos it'd be different....it went to shit, I went to Y cos it'd be different....it went to shit, finally went to Z cos this time....it went to shit
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #182 on: May 31, 2022, 03:39:24 pm »
To me it just shows how much these young players (especially those moving abroad) need support and those who understand things around them.

No mention of it in the article, but surely Pato would have had an agent that would have helped with all the things he now realises he didn't know then.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #183 on: May 31, 2022, 09:18:37 pm »
Why has he written it in the style of a frat boy?

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #184 on: May 31, 2022, 09:57:08 pm »
There was an 18 month spell around 2009 where he was legitimately developing into one of the finest strikers on the planet.

Injuries robbed him.
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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #185 on: May 31, 2022, 10:59:50 pm »

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #186 on: May 31, 2022, 11:03:05 pm »
Brazilian's were convinced he was going to be the next real superstar circa 07. Shame injuries got the better of him.

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Re: Alexandre Pato
« Reply #187 on: June 1, 2022, 12:20:25 am »
Moved to Europe too early & without a relative in tow is surprising.