If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.
I don't get it
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
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Can anyone photoshop firmino holding the premier league title? (For My Twitter)
Kidder's your man
I seem to remember Fowler getting a ban for something similar.
Here you go.
I feel like this has potential. Casual Lucas: