Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains
there's been a few nights ive had to relieve myself with her beside me in the bed, in fairness to her, she made some sex noises which helped me along the way
Not us but funny non the less
I knew you were joking. I blame The 5th Benitle.
Not that it wasn't already awesome but,
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..But he'd make the shortlist
Inspired by "take me out" last night
make him shitting
making a c*nting mess of a list, like c*nts on a bike trying to win the Tour de France...
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I was in Alder Hay with an abscess on my hip in about 1973 and Bill Shankly never came and played the bongos for me.
Not my neatest work, but you get the point...
You can steal our banners, you can have our striker.Shame, you can't have our 5 European cups and 18 Leagues titles.