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Tit monday a washout
« on: July 2, 2007, 03:49:06 PM »
Fuckin rain....was looking forward to plenty of these long summer days swarming with scantily clad females....all yer see now is bleedin umbrellas and raincoats...not a cleavage in sight  :'(
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #1 on: July 2, 2007, 03:50:40 PM »
The best tit mondays are when they start off sunny and dress appropriately until it the goes wet-tshirt-competition-stuck-to-the-skin-style, when the rain comes down.

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #2 on: July 2, 2007, 03:51:20 PM »
Fuckin rain....was looking forward to plenty of these long summer days swarming with scantily clad females....all yer see now is bleedin umbrellas and raincoats...not a cleavage in sight  :'(

Tit monday was awesome last year. Sat opposite a beautiful blonde lady last year while on placement. Was worth going into work just for that.

Fuck off rain  :no

The best tit mondays are when they start off sunny and dress appropriately until it the goes wet-tshirt-competition-stuck-to-the-skin-style, when the rain comes down.

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #3 on: July 2, 2007, 03:51:32 PM »
The best tit mondays are when they start off sunny and dress appropriately until it the goes wet-tshirt-competition-stuck-to-the-skin-style, when the rain comes down.

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Hear hear.. add to that nice sleek wet legs...

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #4 on: July 2, 2007, 03:53:54 PM »
The best tit mondays are when they start off sunny and dress appropriately until it the goes wet-tshirt-competition-stuck-to-the-skin-style, when the rain comes down.

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Amen brother
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #5 on: July 2, 2007, 03:58:49 PM »
Check the Summer Transfers Board,

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #6 on: May 1, 2011, 05:26:34 PM »
As tomorrow seems certain to be a once-in-a-lifetime Bank Holiday Tit Monday, I wiill mostly be donning sunglasses and visiting the seaside.
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #7 on: May 1, 2011, 06:27:13 PM »
As tomorrow seems certain to be a once-in-a-lifetime Bank Holiday Tit Monday, I wiill mostly be donning sunglasses and visiting the seaside.

that's a fucking good shout
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #8 on: February 2, 2012, 11:03:58 PM »
Only about 6-8 weeks to go....here's hoping for a flying start this year  :wave
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #9 on: February 2, 2012, 11:07:57 PM »
Think I'll be buying sunglasses this year.  ;)

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #10 on: February 2, 2012, 11:08:28 PM »
What kind of sadist bumps this thread so far from the actual day?

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #11 on: February 2, 2012, 11:10:17 PM »
What kind of sadist bumps this thread so far from the actual day?

I'm just that excited :lickin
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #12 on: February 2, 2012, 11:46:29 PM »
What kind of sadist bumps this thread so far from the actual day?

Exactly. It's predicted to be -5 overnight yet people are already going on about Tit Monday?

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2012, 03:54:29 PM »
Could be one of the earliest Tit Momdays in RAWK history tomorrow. Don't forget your shades.
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2012, 05:00:26 PM »
Had Fanny Friday just the other day.

Couldn't believe my eyes what I saw  :D
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2012, 05:07:25 PM »
The future's sooo ripe, you gotta wear shades.  8)


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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2012, 05:23:59 PM »
Enjoyable train ride to and from the game yesterday. Merseyrail was packed and had to stand up, fortunately those sitting down where rather blessed young women in low cut tops.

My eyes were firmly fixed on my mobile all the time, honest.

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2012, 05:25:14 PM »
Yeah, but what was your mobile zooming in on.  ;)

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2012, 05:29:32 PM »
Yeah, but what was your mobile zooming in on.  ;)

I was trying to turn the camera shutter sound off.  ;)

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2012, 05:30:57 PM »
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2012, 07:43:12 PM »
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2012, 11:49:53 PM »
Enjoyable train ride to and from the game yesterday. Merseyrail was packed and had to stand up, fortunately those sitting down where rather blessed young women in low cut tops.

My eyes were firmly fixed on my mobile all the time, honest.

Saw some great bus tits on Saturday, made me wonder whether tomorrow may indeed be Tit Monday.

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2012, 12:53:02 AM »
Saw some great bus tits on Saturday, made me wonder whether tomorrow may indeed be Tit Monday.

It is, its on the calender as far as Im concerned

Come what may I will be looking at ladies breasts tomorrow. So there
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2012, 02:16:57 AM »
There was some beauties out in Manchester today.

Quite pervy this thread.
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2012, 02:25:03 AM »
Quite pervy this thread.
Not its scientific, its about the weather, its our version of ground hog day, means the weather has changed and spring is really here and summer is on the way.

Keep it clean, the original got locked. The original post by Bigdava -

Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Dart, or sitting on the Luas, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy.For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road... And you know it is nearly summer.

For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday. Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April. And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year),so that when they're all standing outside your local after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples. So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2012, 10:42:32 AM »
Brilliant original post - should be a cracker today however it was mightily cold this morning up here in Halifax at 7:15. Frost on the grass etc. 

Good luck to all those venturing out at lunchtime.

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2012, 10:44:16 AM »
I'll be out and about at lunch time.

Fingers crossed for a great day. :D

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2012, 10:44:48 AM »
Early preview this week, though deffo not consistent enough to call TM.

Preview time usually Aintree time, so early this year. A good trend, hopefully that continues.
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2012, 11:23:31 AM »
pics or it didn't happen, won't happen, hasn't happ......just post some god damn pics!!!!

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2012, 12:06:41 PM »
bit chilly this morning so think the birds all came clothed up...fuckers
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« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2012, 12:22:11 PM »
Sweltering in Manchester today (relatively speaking) so I'll be off out for my lunch today for a wander and a perv. With my bird.

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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2012, 12:42:16 PM »
Beautiful day here in Dublin - and I've got a window seat! Happy days!
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2012, 12:55:03 PM »
surely it's today, was in town before, there everywhere, of back there now to erm study the climate. As mouth says this thread is scientific, just doing some research, if you need me ill be walking about dale street, then off to huyton village in an hour or so.
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« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2012, 01:11:49 PM »
Any updates? I'm laid up in bed and can't be arsed to go out and have a look.
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Re: Tit monday a washout
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2012, 01:29:36 PM »
Tit Monday definitely called in the Wirral West constituency.
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« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2012, 01:32:22 PM »
Photo's or GTFO.
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« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2012, 01:39:10 PM »
Best day of the year working so far.

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« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2012, 01:44:26 PM »
Best day of the year working so far.
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« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2012, 01:48:05 PM »
your out and about all day in your job as well aren't you, jackpot

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