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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #160 on: November 8, 2009, 01:17:07 PM »
Think I fell in love for half an hour. Kirsty Young *sigh*.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #161 on: May 28, 2010, 11:03:48 AM »
anyone see it last night with bruce forsyth? bloody hilrious. no iraqi play your cards right this time though. ;D

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« Reply #162 on: May 28, 2010, 07:31:15 PM »
anyone see it last night with bruce forsyth? bloody hilrious. no iraqi play your cards right this time though. ;D

There's little on TV that touches this program for humour, i love it.
Bruce was hilarious.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #163 on: May 28, 2010, 07:34:29 PM »
Bruce was hilarious.
It would be interesting to see the uncut version as I got the impression Brucie was just a bit defensive of his mate 'Sarah Ferguson' when they started laying into her.
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« Reply #164 on: May 28, 2010, 07:35:26 PM »
It would be interesting to see the uncut version as I got the impression Brucie was just a bit defensive of his mate 'Sarah Ferguson' when they started laying into her.
Yeah, they have the extended one on tomorrow but i doubt they'll show anything too bad.
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« Reply #165 on: May 28, 2010, 07:40:01 PM »
It would be interesting to see the uncut version as I got the impression Brucie was just a bit defensive of his mate 'Sarah Ferguson' when they started laying into her.
thought that meself,looked to me as though he had stormed off the set,wasn't in shot for about 4 mins,after that hislop had a face like thunder for the rest of the programme....

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #166 on: October 14, 2010, 04:48:34 PM »
still the best thing on the beeb, which is quite remarkable considering it's the 36th series or something like that. back tonight anyway at 9pm on bbc1.

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« Reply #167 on: October 14, 2010, 09:04:04 PM »
how hot is the bird on the panel tonight

talk about posh totti  ;)

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« Reply #168 on: October 14, 2010, 09:09:40 PM »
just don't challenge her at poker. so to speak.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #169 on: October 15, 2010, 05:13:39 AM »
how hot is the bird on the panel tonight

talk about posh totti  ;)
She is mint, had a thing for her for ages. Even though she does have dodgy ears, but that voice, she could read the phone book and I would melt, its also that she is incredibly intelligent as well. Quite like her brother, Giles Coren as well, although dont fancy him half as much obviously :P
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #170 on: October 28, 2010, 01:29:06 PM »
john bishop presenting tonight ;)

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« Reply #171 on: October 28, 2010, 01:38:07 PM »
She is mint, had a thing for her for ages. Even though she does have dodgy ears, but that voice, she could read the phone book and I would melt, its also that she is incredibly intelligent as well. Quite like her brother, Giles Coren as well, although dont fancy him half as much obviously :P

guess what i just found on her wiki

Her books include Love 16 and Once More, with Feeling, about her attempt (with co-author Charlie Skelton) to make the best hard-core porn movie ever. This came off the back of their jobs reviewing porn films for the Erotic Review—a job which led them to believe that most of what they were watching was terrible and that they could make better films themselves



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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #172 on: October 28, 2010, 08:59:10 PM »
On now in a mo.
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« Reply #173 on: October 29, 2010, 04:15:34 AM »
Hilarious the bit where Andy Hamilton was telling that story about Peter Mandleson.

Mandleson was talking to a reporter, saying, "my public image is quite obsurd, the prince of darkness they call me...etc" His phone then started ringing and he was overheard saying "...this must be suppressed"
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #174 on: November 18, 2010, 08:50:03 PM »
starting in 10 minutes. kevin bridges and clive anderson on. should be good.

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« Reply #175 on: November 18, 2010, 09:48:25 PM »
Weak tonight I though, was the host the fella out of Band Of Brothers?
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« Reply #176 on: November 18, 2010, 10:34:43 PM »
Yeah, Damien Lewis. He was really wooden and awful I thought, with a random Bruce Forsyth impression thrown in for no reason at all. Haven't seen any of this series so far as I've been watching An Idiot Abroad but I thought they'd have had a bit of a field day with this Royal Wedding rubbish.

Seems like they could do with a regular host again, but maybe the other episodes I haven't seen have been great.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #177 on: November 20, 2010, 09:49:55 PM »
Damien Lewis is good at this, his delivery reminds me of Deayton.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #178 on: November 20, 2010, 09:54:58 PM »
Damien Lewis is good at this, his delivery reminds me of Deayton.

Yeah I like him.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #179 on: December 14, 2010, 10:27:39 PM »
Armando Iannucci on now on Dave, haven't seen this one, should be good. Although fat head lardy-arsed cockwomble, Eamonn Holmes is presenting.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #180 on: April 8, 2011, 01:17:22 PM »
back tonight. hurrah. still the best thing on the beeb.

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« Reply #181 on: April 9, 2011, 09:39:35 AM »
back tonight. hurrah. still the best thing on the beeb.

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« Reply #182 on: April 22, 2011, 09:05:16 PM »
who's this tory MP on now? :lickin

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« Reply #183 on: May 6, 2011, 09:05:05 PM »
On now.

Alexander Armstrong presenting with Victoria Coren( :lickin ) and Ross Noble.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #184 on: May 13, 2011, 12:56:09 PM »
first ever joint presenters tonight. john and greg from masterchef.

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« Reply #185 on: May 13, 2011, 12:58:42 PM »
first ever joint presenters tonight. john and greg from masterchef.

Richard Herring is a guest too, he's usually good value.
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« Reply #186 on: May 13, 2011, 05:41:57 PM »
Is Reg Hunter not going to be on soon? He's usually on at least once a season. or have I missed him?
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« Reply #187 on: May 14, 2011, 09:43:43 AM »
I enjoyed last night's a lot. Paul was more involved and was very funny.
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« Reply #188 on: May 14, 2011, 11:38:07 AM »
Is Reg Hunter not going to be on soon? He's usually on at least once a season. or have I missed him?
No, he's not been on yet
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« Reply #189 on: May 20, 2011, 01:39:31 PM »
graham linehan (father ted writer and guest star on i'm alan partridge) is on tonight  :)

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #190 on: May 20, 2011, 09:17:40 PM »
I am sorry but it's bloody weird watching Archie the Inventor on tonight.

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« Reply #191 on: May 27, 2011, 05:16:59 PM »
bill bailey presenting and armando ianucci on tonight. should be good. been a bit of a quiet news week aswell ;)

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« Reply #192 on: May 27, 2011, 08:14:57 PM »
Shame that tit Jack Whitehall's on there too.

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« Reply #193 on: May 27, 2011, 10:24:18 PM »
In fairness to Whitehall, he was actually quite funny tonight. I think he can be good, but only when he doesn't play up to the whole ex-public schoolboy image.

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« Reply #194 on: May 27, 2011, 11:28:28 PM »
Not bad, not great either. Big fan of Bill Bailey but I always prefer it when they have a host who has no place on a program like that and they have a blinder. Blessed, Wogan, Forsyth and Aspel spring to mind. Those Masterchef blokes last week were pretty good as well.
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« Reply #195 on: May 28, 2011, 10:40:28 AM »
Those Masterchef blokes last week were pretty good as well.
I thought they were awful. 
Alan Johnson, I thought, was decent
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #196 on: June 10, 2011, 12:50:19 PM »
Is Reg Hunter not going to be on soon? He's usually on at least once a season. or have I missed him?

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« Reply #197 on: June 25, 2011, 09:04:57 PM »
Victoria Coren on it now. Get on it lads.

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« Reply #198 on: June 25, 2011, 09:10:34 PM »
Victoria Coren on it now. Get on it lads.
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« Reply #199 on: September 26, 2011, 09:40:14 PM »
the bruce forsyth episode is repeated on bbc2 at ten. it's pure gold. merton just basically just spends the entire episode pissing himself.