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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #760 on: April 24, 2020, 04:53:25 pm »
Hiya Andy; nice of you to drop back in mate  :thumbup
I miss your stories of life in the gym; they always made me laugh  ;D
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #762 on: April 24, 2020, 05:54:27 pm »
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #763 on: April 24, 2020, 05:55:21 pm »
Hi Andy! A returning post as mad as I always expected  ;D ;D

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #764 on: April 24, 2020, 05:57:07 pm »
I love how you waited exactly 2 years to make your big reveal post. Did you have a reminder in your calendar?

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« Reply #765 on: April 24, 2020, 05:58:38 pm »
Andy lad,  You never answered the number 1 question, Did they ever probe you?  ???

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #766 on: April 24, 2020, 06:00:43 pm »
I love how you waited exactly 2 years to make your big reveal post. Did you have a reminder in your calendar?

Or did the aliens tune into his frequency and remind him?

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #767 on: April 24, 2020, 06:01:16 pm »
I fucking love how he just spends a few paragraphs saying his piece and thanking people and then just casually drops

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Do I still believe in Chris Jericho’s theory about the aliens/reptilians building the pyramids? I don’t really know. I have learned from him however, that aliens do walk among us currently. They are in human form and tune in to our frequency like a radio. For example, when Facundo Sava used to put a mask on, that would be an alien “tuning in” to his human frequency, and thus Facundo or similar jeckyll and hyde type people like George Bush possibly building the pyramids.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #768 on: April 24, 2020, 09:56:05 pm »
Your previous incarnation did not ring a bell with me. But looking back through this thread, I see that we had a couple of good-natured interactions. So, a welcome back from me too. It was a fun thread!
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #769 on: April 24, 2020, 10:28:26 pm »
Best ever thread on RAWK.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #770 on: April 24, 2020, 11:06:57 pm »
The aliens obviously programmed you to say that.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #771 on: April 25, 2020, 09:22:43 am »
I've gone back and listened to THAT podcast today. And Jeff Hardy made a good point in that, if we evolve from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist?

Oh my ;D

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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #772 on: April 25, 2020, 10:51:14 am »
I've gone back and listened to THAT podcast today. And Jeff Hardy made a good point in that, if we evolve from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist?

It just shows there a lot of anomalies in regards to the Pyramids and beyond.

Oh my ;D

How did I miss this thread


Couldn't you counter with if we evolved from Everton why do Everton fans still exist?

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #773 on: April 25, 2020, 11:33:46 am »
Welcome back Andy.
I'm thinking perhaps you should have your own thread, that way you can't be accused of derailing it!

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #774 on: April 25, 2020, 11:34:46 am »
Oddly enough I was just thinking of Andy the other day, and the lack of alien/wrestler posts.

Good to hear you are well, Andy, and stay safe.

Plus I'd probably find a different gym.
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« Reply #775 on: April 25, 2020, 11:49:22 am »
That's nothing. Hossam Ghaly once scored a goal and took off a shirt to reveal a t shirt with the face of eminent Egyptologist, Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

This didn’t get anywhere near the recognition it deserved either :lmao
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #776 on: April 25, 2020, 12:38:36 pm »
Great thread, wish you'd stay around Andy H but if you dont post again, stay safe and good luck for the future.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #777 on: April 25, 2020, 12:59:25 pm »
A bollocks racist theory.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #778 on: April 25, 2020, 03:56:30 pm »
I love how you waited exactly 2 years to make your big reveal post. Did you have a reminder in your calendar?

I didn't plan to post again out of respect to the mods decision in April 2018. But seeing as no one has kicked me off yet, I will answer some questions while I still have the opportunity.

I did indeed have the reminder, but in my head more than my calendar. It was easy to remember the date because it is the day after William Shakespeare's birthday. I think about this day once a week.

 I actually thought last year maybe I should make my reveal the week after we won the European Cup, in case if no one liked it they would be so happy anyway they wouldn't care. But I just spent the week after just celebrating, watching the final back, watching my parade videos back that ironically - I didn't care either.

I'm glad I waited another 9 months, not only for the symbolism of avenging April 24th from bad to good, as well as the symmetry around it, but I have also got more professional help since and I'm in a better place in life.

But additionally, being indoors during this lockdown it's good to talk to people.

I have been thinking about this April 24th ever since the 2018 version. The funny thing is, my hands became so sweaty when typing because of the anticipation. ;D

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #779 on: April 25, 2020, 04:04:46 pm »
Andy lad,  You never answered the number 1 question, Did they ever probe you?  ???

Haha I honestly don't know. Here's the thing, if you are an alien you can't prove it. There is a feedback loop of "We are them and they are us"

We need to get away from the idea of aliens being martians, sorcerers and ET thingys. They ingratiate as normal people and tune in to people's frequency. Anyone can be an alien.

I don't want to go too much into it as I don't want to get in trouble, but thought I will explain that anyway as i'm not leaving the confines of this thread so I hopefully won't get into too much trouble with the mods.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #780 on: April 25, 2020, 04:06:00 pm »
Welcome back Andy.
I'm thinking perhaps you should have your own thread, that way you can't be accused of derailing it!

That maybe a good idea, if it means I can stay on RAWK as I genuinely would love to. Thanks for the kind words.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #781 on: April 25, 2020, 04:08:06 pm »
Welcome back dude  :scarf :scarf :scarf

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« Reply #782 on: April 25, 2020, 04:11:41 pm »

Do I still believe in Chris Jericho’s theory about the aliens/reptilians building the pyramids? I don’t really know. I have learned from him however, that aliens do walk among us currently. They are in human form and tune in to our frequency like a radio. For example, when Facundo Sava used to put a mask on, that would be an alien “tuning in” to his human frequency, and thus Facundo or similar jeckyll and hyde type people like George Bush possibly building the pyramids. I won’t comment further on that, because my focus here today is to reconnect off with some of you off of rawk. I have learned better to NOT take wrestlers as sources.



Bit of a contradiction there  ;D
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #783 on: April 25, 2020, 04:26:50 pm »
Bit of a contradiction there  ;D

Haha yes, I meant to say not take them too gospel. They may be right, and may be wrong. But in 2018 I just believed in wrestlers as blind faith. I no longer follow the product. I should of worded that better.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #784 on: April 25, 2020, 04:28:36 pm »
Thank you Craig, Jiminy Kavah, zlitoid Tesco for the welcomes too.  8)

While I am here, I have a request. Does anyone else know more about this man i talked about in this thread? I met him in 2018. I have stopped looking for him in recent months as I have no leads, but if anyone does know much info on him let me know or pop me a pm/email. I would quote the post, but don't know how to quote other thread posts. if someone can quote the post in here that would help.

He's a sound guy, and we had a good conversation about the reds.

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65383.160

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« Reply #785 on: April 25, 2020, 05:23:58 pm »
This may not technically be a celebrity, but I was over the moon the other day, when I met this kind bloke in Primark who is friends with John Gibbons, Paul Senior et al from The Anfield Wrap.

As someone who doesn't live near Liverpool at all, and can't financially afford to get to much games, it felt surreal seeing someone who is so close to The Anfield Wrap boys.

Their podcasts cheer me up when at the gym or commuting, so it felt good to see someone so close to the boys.

We commended how far they have come and the challenges they faced. Such a long road they've had since 2011, especially when a Liverpool podcast wasn't a thing back then.

Great lad, he has a beard if anyone knows him. Just shows how warm and friendly Liverpudlians are.

I also saw Craig Charles recently.
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #786 on: April 25, 2020, 05:25:10 pm »
Craig Charles is defo an alien.

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« Reply #787 on: April 25, 2020, 05:25:59 pm »
So, we're looking for a guy from Liverpool with a beard that was in Primark in 2017? Shouldn't be too hard to find. Craig probably knows him.
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« Reply #788 on: April 25, 2020, 05:27:06 pm »
Thank you Craig, Jiminy Kavah, zlitoid Tesco for the welcomes too.  8)

While I am here, I have a request. Does anyone else know more about this man i talked about in this thread? I met him in 2018. I have stopped looking for him in recent months as I have no leads, but if anyone does know much info on him let me know or pop me a pm/email. I would quote the post, but don't know how to quote other thread posts. if someone can quote the post in here that would help.

He's a sound guy, and we had a good conversation about the reds.

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65383.160




This is the fella you mean, I think



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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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« Reply #789 on: April 25, 2020, 05:27:24 pm »
Craig Charles is defo an alien.

Have you been watching Red Dwarf again mate?

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« Reply #790 on: April 25, 2020, 05:31:42 pm »
So, we're looking for a guy from Liverpool with a beard that was in Primark in 2017? Shouldn't be too hard to find. Craig probably knows him.

Looking back, I think it's the fact that he hangs out with the TAW guys, particularly John Gibbons that I probably posted it on Rawk. He even leaked to me about that they were going to do a feature on Ghetto Golf, which obviusly never materialised. Looked like Ciaran from Corrie.
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« Reply #791 on: April 25, 2020, 05:40:30 pm »
Looking back, I think it's the fact that he hangs out with the TAW guys, particularly John Gibbons that I probably posted it on Rawk. He even leaked to me about that they were going to do a feature on Ghetto Golf, which obviusly never materialised. Looked like Ciaran from Corrie.

Gotcha.

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« Reply #792 on: April 25, 2020, 06:41:56 pm »
So, we're looking for a guy from Liverpool with a beard that was in Primark in 2017? Shouldn't be too hard to find. Craig probably knows him.

to be honest I have a big beard and was probably in Primark at some point in 2017 so could even be me  ???

I don't talk to aliens though, so...

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« Reply #793 on: April 25, 2020, 07:16:12 pm »
to be honest I have a big beard and was probably in Primark at some point in 2017 so could even be me  ???

I don't talk to aliens though, so...

You may have been in Primark, but was your beard in Primark as Barney specified? Did you leave it at home while you shopped in Primark?
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« Reply #794 on: April 25, 2020, 07:17:13 pm »
Did Craig go in to buy those cheap shirts they sell? And i thought he was getting fine cut Italian suits made.

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« Reply #795 on: April 25, 2020, 07:40:39 pm »
Has Mamadou Salah ever spoke about this? Or even Mido?

I hope I’m the last few years you’ve learnt his name!

This didn’t get anywhere near the recognition it deserved either :lmao

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« Reply #796 on: April 25, 2020, 07:57:19 pm »
Wow.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #797 on: April 25, 2020, 08:00:41 pm »
Craig Charles is defo an alien.

I can confirm he's not

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #798 on: April 25, 2020, 09:04:53 pm »
to be honest I have a big beard and was probably in Primark at some point in 2017 so could even be me  ???

I don't talk to aliens though, so...

How do you know you don't talk to aliens?
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« Reply #799 on: April 26, 2020, 02:32:17 am »
Did Craig go in to buy those cheap shirts they sell? And i thought he was getting fine cut Italian suits made.

The bitching and moaning I do when my missus drags me there in my fine cut Italian suits is a sight to behold.

I can confirm he's not

As a fellow alien on the same frequency would say. I’m on to you.

How do you know you don't talk to aliens?

I’m shit at foreign languages. I imagine I’d be even worse at other worldly ones.