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E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« on: September 27, 2006, 11:47:34 AM »
I recently received a scam email, rather than delete it i thought id go along with it, i am in deep now she has even booked a hotel room for me! she has yet to realise i am taking the piss, i will post up what i have so far, some of them are quite funny!

My name is as Maria Khumalo, the wife of Mr. Daniel Khumalo from the republic
of Zimbabwe. It might be a surprise to you where i got your contact address.
I got your contact from the South Africa Chamber of Commerce in
Johannesburg. During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from
the supporters of our President Robert Mugabe, in his effort to chase all
the whit farmers out of the country, he ordered all the white farmers to
surrender their farms to his party members and his followers.
My husband, was one of the best andsuccessful farmers in our country and
formerly the Finance Minister of Robert Mugabe administration, but he did
not support the idea of dispossessing the white farmers of their and.
Because of this, his farm was invaded and burnt by government supporters. In
the course of the attack, my husband was killed, and the invaders made away
with a lot of items from my fathers farm.

And our family house was utterly destroyed. My husband died too out of heart
attack. he drew my attention to the sum of US$15.5 MILLION, Which he
deposited with a security company in South Africa during his tenure as the
Finance Minister of Zimbabwe. My son and I decided to move out of Zimbabwe
for our own security, because our lives were in danger. We decided to move
to the Republic of South Africa where my father deposited this money. Till
date, the security company is not aware of the content of the consignment
because my husband used his diplomatic immunity as at that time to deposit
the consignment as important personal valuables.

I decided to have contact with overseas person/firm who will assist me to
move the money out of South Africa. This becomes necessary because as
political asylum seekers, we are not allowed to own or operate a bank
account. If you accept this proposal, you shall receive 25% of the entire
amount for assisting us to move this money out, 70% of this amount shall be
for us, and the remaining 5% shall be mapped out for expenses incurred in
the course of the transaction. As soon as i get your response, I will give
you more details on how we can proceed. Thanks for your anticipated
cooperation. Urgent response waited.  ;D ;D
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2006, 11:50:39 AM »
i then asked for a picture and received this

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2006, 11:51:14 AM »
Maria

You are a very attractive woman, maybe if we do business we could meet up to
celebrate,
There is a pizza hut just down the road from me id like to take you there
so tell me a bit more about this deal, is it ?
could i get arrested?
have you got a husband?

I look forward to hearing from you

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2006, 11:51:38 AM »
Dear phil,
sorry that i could get back to you soon.
I was not feeling too well.
Why would i put in trouble or for you to get arrested.
I told you that there is no risk invovled
I have hired an adviser and given him all the documents that is involved in this transcation so he will protect us as well.
Please send your fax number so that he can send to you all the necessary document or make contact with you.
Regards maria

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2006, 11:52:15 AM »
Dear Phil,
 
Thanks for your email and full confidence in me. I had a meeting with the banker, who is going to assist us in this transaction; he said that it is important for you to visit South Africa for the conclusion of this transaction. I would like to assure you that I have made up my mind to conclude this transaction with .

However, this gentleman will assist us with every banking requirement for a smooth transfer of this
money to your overseas account.
This bank official would have helped me to transfer this money long ago but that could not be possible because he said I would need to open a non-resident investment account here in South Africa where the money would be paid in before being transferred abroad. I cannot open this account because of my status as a refugee. In this regard, the bank official advised me to look for a good and reliable foreigner who would come to South Africa and assist me to open this non-resident investment account. That is why I have solicited for your assistance and I hope that you will be kind enough to come down to South Africa soonest for this transaction.

It is true we have not meet nor known each other but I want you to take me as your blood sister who needs help and you should see this business as the start of a long-lasting relationship which will extend to our families. I trust that you will be kind and straight forward in this business.
 
Itís the only hope that I have got now to survive, that is the more reason I mapped out this 25% of the total money for your assistance so that you will not tamper with my own share of the money when the money gets into your overseas bank account. You will also direct me on how to invest my part of the money when we safely arrive in your country.

On the conclusion of this business, I want to use my own share of the money for investment in your country and also go into good and profitable business for the future sustenance of my family. 
Based on the above explanation and in consideration of the short time frame in which I want us to conclude this transaction, I will be happy if you can arrange and come down to South Africa  for us to have a round table discussion about this business, and for you to open the non-resident investment account in any of the commercial bank here, which will be highly essential for the conclusion of this transaction.

Be informed that once you arrive and we get the money transferred into your account overseas, my son will go back with you to your country for the disbursement of the money (UUS$15.5M) and to start a business investment and also make arrangements for me to come over, once you receive this message, contact me for more explanation so we will proceed to conclude this business.
 
Remember it is important that you keep all information about this business to yourself for us to achieve full success in this transaction.
 
 
Wishing you the best in all you do.
 
Best regard
MRS MARIA KHUMALO
(For the Family)

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2006, 11:55:37 AM »
Maria

I am deeply saddend by the loss of your combine harvester,
I am a little concerned about this trip? is there a good chance i could get bummed on arrival? ive heard that happens a lot in south africa, can you let me know what is required to float the non resident account? do I have to pay this in before I set off? maybe i could send you a cheque for it? you let me know and ill get it sorted
I have attached some ID, as you didnt specify what ID you required I have attached an old army card, I am no longer in the army but this proves who I am
If you require anything else please let me know

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2006, 11:56:02 AM »
Maria

I am deeply saddend by the loss of your combine harvester,
I am a little concerned about this trip? is there a good chance i could get bummed on arrival? ive heard that happens a lot in south africa, can you let me know what is required to float the non resident account? do I have to pay this in before I set off? maybe i could send you a cheque for it? you let me know and ill get it sorted
I have attached some ID, as you didnt specify what ID you required I have attached an old army card, I am no longer in the army but this proves who I am
If you require anything else please let me know

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2006, 11:56:23 AM »
Dear Phil,
 
Thanks for the mail and the identification document, which I think, is a little bit scary to me, however I will still like you to send to me a copy of your international passport document for my personal reference.
 
There is no way you can be bummed, people who get bummed are bummed by the insiders who know exactly what is going on with them, bear in mind that this is a tourist country and since my arrival here as a refugees I have not been bummed or experienced such things, bad things only happen to bad people who are attracted to it in spirit, in our own case I assume that you and my family are the only people who knows what you are coming to do here with us and we intend to keep that way until our meeting with you in your hotel room.
 
According to the banker who will help to open and activate the account in any of the banks here, says that a non-resident account can be opened with $300:00 dollars, but after opening the account he says that we will need to activate/deposit at least $20,000:00 dollars in the account before depositing the main money which is $15,500:000:00.to avoid raising eyebrows as a new account during deposition and remittance.
 
I donít want any upfront money from you, it is better that you come with the money by yourself and see how the money will be used for all the intended purpose.
I went to the security and Facility Company to inform them about my plans of collecting the family valuables by my foreign partner and I was told that my statement of account will be ready by tomorrow to ascertain what will be done before collection and delivery, but from my own view I think I have some little outstanding payment to pay them for the safekeeping as agreed in the depository documents signed with my late husband.
 
So I expect you to forward your traveling schedule to me, to enable me make a hotel reservation for you in a very suitable hotel where we can have ourselves and discuss about our investment.
 
Thanks and await your response
 
Yours sincerely
 
Mrs. Maria Khumalo

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2006, 11:56:51 AM »
Dearest Maria,

I'm so pleased about the bumming - it's such a terrible thing to be on the receiving end of a vicious bumming, it happened to me back in nam, it is something that I have never recovered from.

Unfortunately the earliest I can fly to your country is 1 week from today (25th Sept). I will fly to Johannesburg from London Heathrow . However, before I book my flight I need to know how many days should I stay?

You say you can make me a hotel reservation - I would like one that has complimentary shower caps, a minibar and a Corby trouser press if possible - these show that the hotel has a particular 'je ne ce boff' which I like.

Will we be alone in the hotel? I would like that a lot - I haven't been alone with a woman for many years on account of the injury I suffered with the award winning  cucumber, the ferret and the nipple clamps.

I have made available the £20,300 funds to cillit bang chav nasty bra deposit in the account.

I do not know how to send you my passport document as it is a lovely little leatherbound book and I cannot copy it easily - can you tell me how to do it?

Genitles,

Phil Lowe

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2006, 11:58:22 AM »
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2006, 12:02:29 PM »
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2006, 12:03:07 PM »
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Quality that is. Keep us posted mate.

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2006, 12:12:26 PM »
Dear Phil,
 
Received is your mail and all the contents well noted and understood.
I am sorry for the bumming experience which you said you heard in Nam.
and wishing you a speedy recovery from that incident.
Like I told you in my previous correspondence with you, this business will
Only take three working days to finish, from the day of your arrival in
Johannesburg.
 
That means I will have to book a five star hotel that will accommodate me
and you, as I donít want any interference during our discussion proper, and
please can you tell me what you mean by ďje ne Ce boff'Ē if you donít mind?
 
Yes we will be alone on the condition that we will finish our business before we can get into
any kind of man to woman relationship, as soon as I meet you, I tell you all the problems
you have because of the injury will disappear as I will treat and make you feel like a real
man.
 
The money is not for me, it is for the upgrading and activation of the account
Which you are expected to open with the help of the banker in any bank here
on your arrival.
Go and scan the passport and send to me as I want to know the man that I am
Supposedly going to spend the rest of my existence with as will like to know
Feel you before your arrival.
 
Do send me your flight schedule to enable me make the Hotel reservation and
issue out instructions to the hotel for your transportation to the hotel.
Have it in mind that you are coming strictly to my family for the execution of
This project which I want you to act as our partner and will like to keep it this
Way until we conclude.
 
Thanks and hoping to see you soon.

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 12:12:47 PM »
Maria

I am so excited by all this I have had sex wee in my pants, I know this might seem a bit forward but if everything goes through fine and we get in to a relationship is it a possibility that I could bum you?
Since the punishment my ass received back in nam its been something I have always wanted to give back, I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady!
Je ne ce boff means Mange tout Rodney, mange tout. I've seen some beautiful Fendi brogues in 'Numťro', a French fashion magazine I bought at the airport the other day.
I am sending you a picture of myself, so you can see me for who I am, I hope you like me its been a while since I had some flange  It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids, cuz I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!
I want you to send me a pic of yourself, I dont mean a document with a picture on i mean a real picture I want to see the real maria khumalo So, will the real Khumalo please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


I am booking the flight on friday, before i do this I want that picture, if i am going to spend £1000 on flights aswell as emptying my bank account to pay 20K into a foreign account I want to see who I am doing business with! when I receive that you will get a copy of my passport and my flight schedule curly black and kinky mixed with yellow chinky

Back of the net

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2006, 12:13:09 PM »
Dear Phil,
 
   Compliments of the day! I got your mail with a lot of uncertainties about your real motive of assisting me in this business, before I thought you are just playing around like most men do, but now I can see that you are taking more than required in this business relationship.
  Have it in mind that you will surly be with me on your arrival, why be in such a hurry in having me? I am an African woman with dignity and honor
  and I can only do this with you because itís been long since I last saw a man and you are just about the only man that  have been opportune to speak to me about sex after my husbandís death.
 
 First of all, I do believe and know that I can be bummed of this money after
 transferring it into your account in your country, that is why we will sign a binding agreement on your arrival here that will be legible legally in Africa and Europe this bind us together in this transaction  to avoid any kind of misunderstanding in the future.
 
   I have been asking you about your passport document for sometime now and you never obliged to my request, now you are giving me condition before you send a copy of it to me, now declare your stand in this business as I donít have such time to waste now, all I want is a genuine man with the right intentions, if you will not come because I did not give you my picture then you can forget about everything as i am not desperate and I donít want to be bummed of my money or be used as a sex toy as I am from a dignified home and I donít like such overstretched talk about man and woman relations.
 
 Thanks and declare your stand.
 
Yours sincerely
 
Maria Khumalo Mrs.

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2006, 12:13:30 PM »
Maria

I am deeply shocked at your outburst, I am risking my life, my future and my friends to start this new life with you and our family, you have to understand 20k is a lot of money for someone like me, if anything goes wrong i will lose everything. all I ask for is one picture of you, to prove to me that you are genuine, if i am to risk everything and start a new life with my new family, the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that.
the bottom line maria is if you want this deal to go ahead send me a picture and i will press ahead with my plans and book a flight on friday
yes i want to bum you , and bum you very hard, but thats natural, you think a man my age can get regular bum fun? think again maria

I dont see you as a sex toy I see you as a business partner so  Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around with this diss Must be a circus in town that shut the shit down
On these clowns, and I gotta witness

I look forward to hearing from you Maria, dont mess this up we have an opportunity to do something big here, I am looking forward to meeting up with you and your brother I'm so excited and I just can't hide i tI'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited and I just can't hide it And I know I know I know I know I know I want you

Speak soon

Peace out

Phil

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2006, 12:14:49 PM »
Pissing myself laughing at that last one! :lmao
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2006, 12:17:12 PM »
Dear Phil,
 
I hope you can now relax your mind about the bumimg having in mind that you will get enough of the bum from me.
I don't have any brother or sister here ,all i have is my children and this fund.
 
So it's time you send me your passport copy and your flight schdule.
 
Thanks and God bless.
 
Yours sincerely
 
Maria Mrs.


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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2006, 12:17:36 PM »
dearest maria


How are things sweetcheeks?

attached is a copy of my passport, I am planning on booking a flight for this friday, when is best for you? you will need to get my hotel booked for my arrival, how long will i need to stay to conclude the transaction? i want at least a day of dry bumming so this will need to be taken into consideration, I would also like complimentary lotus biscuits and twinnings tea in the hotel room
I cant send you a flight schedule until you have provided me with this information
in this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Are we going to get married after the business is complete? i will look after you on my farm, your family could come oer too, the barn is very comfy, apart from the 50 chickens its very quiet,
I look forward to hearing from you


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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2006, 12:18:20 PM »
Dear Phil,
 
Received is your mail and a copy of your passport.
This very transaction will only take three days to finalise from the of your arrival into the country.
 
I would like you to be here as soon as possible as I have to pay for the safe keeping of these valuables each month and i am presently owing $7,500:00 dollars to the security company as demurrages and we have to pay this charges before the valuables can be released to us, this according to the statement of account issued to me on Monday after notification of collection was made by myself.
So bear in mind that we can only have access to this fund after retrieval and you are expected to make urgent plans to come with the needed money totalling $27,500:00 dollars which includes money for the floating and activation of the account where it will deposit and transferred from to your overseas account.
 
I have made the reservations for you and the hotel shuttle service will be picking you from the airport as their customer with your name written on a placard at the arrival hall.
I will have to see you first physically before I can decide whether I will marry you after the business or whether we will just do business only.
 
It is left for you to forward your flight schedule to me for the hotel to be ready for your picking.
Do not worry about your bumming as I am ready to bum you, unless if you are not fit enough to bum.
 
Every dollar you are spending for this business will be paid back immediately we retrieve these valuables from the security company on your arrival.  You told me sometime that you are deaf, how are we going to communicate here when you arrive?
 
Thanks
 
Yours Truly
 
Maria Khumalo

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2006, 12:18:39 PM »
Maria

What is all this about you bumming me? there is only one person getting bummed maria and that will be you!,
Dont worry about the money I should have just enough to cover it, do you need this in cash?
please forward me details of the hotel booking asap
Also I was under the impression that we were going to get married, now you have seen my pic you are not so sure? I might not be the best looking but I have a massive chopper and its got your name on it
I am deaf, however I am able to lip read, I have not been deaf all my life, it happened back in nam during one of those dreadful bumming sessions, they shot jizz in my ears, and taped them up, it wasnt until i escaped and removed the tape that i realised i had lost my hearing, dont be worried about that though as I will still make a good housewife, you can work on my farm with your son Sowing the seeds, The birds and the bees



Flight details

Depart - flight number BA0055
Heathrow 19:05 29/09/06
Arrive
Johannesburg 06:55 30/09/06


Depart - flight number BA0056
Johannesburg 20:15 02/10/06
Arrive
Heathrow 06:20 03/10/06

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2006, 12:19:22 PM »
Dear Phil,
 
Thanks for the mail and traveling schedule which you sent.
Do not be dismayed about my being sure before we get married, although since my husband died i have not been able to bum or be bummed because of my situation but be rest assured that i will definitely make feel like a real man as long as you will be man enough to withstand me.
 
All the intended purposes will need cash in doing it, so I think paying in cash will be accepted.
If I may ask what kind of gift do you intend bringing for your wife to be? As a remembrance of your love and good will.
 
I will send the reservation information to you later today.
 
Thanks
 
Yours truly
 
Maria

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2006, 12:19:50 PM »
Shame on you  ;D
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2006, 12:20:22 PM »
Maria

I am all man baby Let me lick you up and down Til' you say stop, Let me play with your body baby Make you real hot, Let me do all the things you want me to do... Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you, I shall bring the cash, all 27500 of it, ill hand it over to you when i get there, you can take it from there, I trust you so dont let me down

I have decided to give you something very special to me, ive attached a picture for you
This watch was on my Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way my Dad looked at it, that watch was my birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, Maria, I will give the watch to you.

I look forward to receiving the reservation later today, let me know what you think of the watch aswell

I cant wait to see you,  you have made me feel sixteen again. I thought I'm going to wear a T-shirt with Crowded House written on the front of it

Look forward to hearing from you later today

Take care my little crab stick

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2006, 12:21:53 PM »
:lmao

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2006, 12:22:49 PM »
:lmao

Quality

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2006, 12:23:21 PM »
>Dear Phil,

   Enclosed is the hotel confirmation slip and the hotel will be waiting to
>pick you up as you requested.
  You are to dial my number like this on your arrival at the airport or
>the hotel: 073-315-4392.


   Thanks and see you soon.

   Yours truly

  Maria


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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2006, 12:24:26 PM »
Maria

Do I have to pay for this hotel room or are you paying for it? I think its the least you can do seeing as I am handing over 27k in cash.
Will you be waiting for me at the airport? or will you be at the hotel? I want to bum you before I hand over the money

I notice you have spelt my name wrong on the booking, I will contact the hotel to get it changed to the correct name, I dont want any trouble when I arrive at the hotel
And here's to you, Mrs. Khumalo Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo) God bless you please, Mrs. Khumalo Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey),
What do you think of the watch I am bringing for you? I hope your not put off by the fact its been up my anus, it has been cleaned so it no longer smells
I look forward to hearing from you today

Take care you meff xx


thats it for now i shall update you all with the next installment as it happens!

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2006, 12:27:00 PM »
Check your firewall is up to scratch if you used your own broadband account to access the net to send the e-mails. The fraudsters can get very very nasty...

More of this stuff at:

http://www.419eater.com/

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2006, 12:29:34 PM »
Check your firewall is up to scratch if you used your own broadband account to access the net to send the e-mails. The fraudsters can get very very nasty...

More of this stuff at:

http://www.419eater.com/

use web based hotmail if you can - thats the best way

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2006, 12:32:19 PM »
use web based hotmail if you can - thats the best way

Web based hotmail still has an IP address in the headers. For most broadband that does not change as it is permanently connected. It is not completely untraceable.

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2006, 12:33:33 PM »
Web based hotmail still has an IP address in the headers. For most broadband that does not change as it is permanently connected. It is not completely untraceable.

Its only traceable to microsoft.

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2006, 12:35:08 PM »
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I can't believe that they're still going along with this. Classic. Keep it going as long as possible.

Again   :wellin
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2006, 12:40:28 PM »
Its only traceable to microsoft.

Not necessarily. If I have that IP address, you can go to www.dnsstuff.com and do a reverse IP look up. You can get the ISP details and geographical details. That is all information that Microsoft hold. To get the physical address you need a court order to the ISP who hold your details. 

But once they have the IP address they can attempt to compromise your PC. There are some very nasty things that you can do once you have that IP address...

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2006, 12:41:07 PM »
Pissing myself with laughter here, tell her to send you a copy of the Hotel reservation, and a down payment, to prove that itīs genuine!

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2006, 12:41:16 PM »
This is the funniest thing I have read in ages. Top work fella.
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2006, 12:44:37 PM »
Not necessarily. If I have that IP address, you can go to www.dnsstuff.com and do a reverse IP look up. You can get the ISP details and geographical details. That is all information that Microsoft hold. To get the physical address you need a court order to the ISP who hold your details. 

But once they have the IP address they can attempt to compromise your PC. There are some very nasty things that you can do once you have that IP address...

What i was meaning is that you when you try to trace an email from hotmaill, it just leads you straight back to microsoft - MS are the only one that knows your ip, wether they record that with the message sent... i dunno.


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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2006, 12:46:30 PM »
The IP address is sent in the message header as SP posted some time ago.

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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2006, 12:47:51 PM »
The IP address is sent in the message header as SP posted some time ago.

Just sent myself an email from a hotmail account to my mail server - led straight back to MS.... I could be wrong, I don't really have the need to send or receive untraceable emails.
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Re: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2006, 12:49:47 PM »
Look for X-Originating-IP in the header.