'Johnny Vaughan?'
'WE KNOW I was good on The Breakfast. WE KNOW I went to the BBC gang, an' it all went wrong. WHAT HAPPENED to my career? WE KNOW that Sara wants to book me on Rob's show. WE KNOW that Rob's gonna say no. WE KNOW that Rob thinks I should be locked up again and throw away the key. NO! NO! NO! HEY GANG! NO!'
'Ross Noble?'
'If he came on, do you think he'd do the old "aww look there's a little monkey comin' out the top of yer head and he's climbing down on a bit of earwax that's actually made of honey, and the honey is comin from small bees that fly out of the nose of a giant, or off a troll's armpit and they're swingin on the hairs and they're all on roller skates and there's Andrew Lloyd Webber... and they've all got spikes on their head and they're all coming down the hill on space-hoppers because we all remember the 70s, I was young then, it was all wonderful... and here comes Barry White... and he's throwin his records that didn't get to number one, they were all just number 2 so he's very upset, he's going... 'I'm the walrus of love', and he's seal clubbin at the same time and all the monkeys are crying tears of honey and there's little pixies and they're going, 'ooo that's very nice, Mr Barry White, thank-you very much'. I appeal to students..." will he do that?'
'I don't know.'
'Because he normally does.'