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Offline Buster Gonad

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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #240 on: May 20, 2024, 09:16:31 am »
Conspiracy loons will have a field day. Tyrant dying in shite weather in a shite helicopter just won't do. Anyways good riddance..
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #241 on: May 20, 2024, 11:03:24 am »
Quote from: Buster Gonad on May 20, 2024, 09:16:31 am
Conspiracy loons will have a field day. Tyrant dying in shite weather in a shite helicopter just won't do. Anyways good riddance..

Vacancy available for yet another religious loon.
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #242 on: May 20, 2024, 11:23:51 am »
Quote from: Buster Gonad on May 20, 2024, 09:16:31 am
Conspiracy loons will have a field day. Tyrant dying in shite weather in a shite helicopter just won't do. Anyways good riddance..

The typical formula for conspiracy 'theorists' is talking about something they have little to knowledge of:

> Helicopter technology - 0%
> Impact of fog on navigation - 0%
> Terrain of East Azerbaijan Province of Iran - 0%

Conclusion:

> It had to have been the result of actions by (insert name here).
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #243 on: May 20, 2024, 02:43:24 pm »
Mossad ….always mossad
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #244 on: May 20, 2024, 03:57:24 pm »
Quote from: BarryCrocker on May 20, 2024, 11:23:51 am
The typical formula for conspiracy 'theorists' is talking about something they have little to knowledge of:

> Helicopter technology - 0%
> Impact of fog on navigation - 0%
> Terrain of East Azerbaijan Province of Iran - 0%

Conclusion:

> It had to have been the result of actions by (insert name here).

Acceleration due to gravity?
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #245 on: May 20, 2024, 04:03:45 pm »
Quote from: TepidT2O on May 20, 2024, 02:43:24 pm
Mossad ….always mossad


The mossad agent responsible has been named - Eli Copter
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #246 on: May 20, 2024, 05:28:44 pm »
He won't be missed.
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #247 on: May 20, 2024, 05:55:15 pm »
Quote from: Kenny's Jacket on May 20, 2024, 04:03:45 pm

The mossad agent responsible has been named - Eli Copter
:lmao


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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #248 on: May 20, 2024, 06:06:15 pm »
Quote from: Kenny's Jacket on May 20, 2024, 04:03:45 pm

The mossad agent responsible has been named - Eli Copter
That's very good.
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #249 on: May 20, 2024, 07:10:02 pm »
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #250 on: May 20, 2024, 09:02:49 pm »
Seen the EU has sent its condolences, which is a bit mad
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #251 on: May 21, 2024, 05:25:23 pm »
UN have held a minute's silence for the Butcher of Tehran  :butt :butt
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #252 on: May 21, 2024, 08:05:51 pm »
Quote from: Jebediah on May 21, 2024, 05:25:23 pm
UN have held a minute's silence for the Butcher of Tehran  :butt :butt

And they’ll do exactly the same for many other butchers, but when they ain’t our butchers everyone’s up in arms, when they are one of our butchers we’ll have a minutes silence and put the flags in government buildings at half mast
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #253 on: May 21, 2024, 11:39:31 pm »
Quote from: west_london_red on May 21, 2024, 08:05:51 pm
And they’ll do exactly the same for many other butchers, but when they ain’t our butchers everyone’s up in arms, when they are one of our butchers we’ll have a minutes silence and put the flags in government buildings at half mast
Well said!
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #254 on: May 22, 2024, 01:23:06 pm »
Quote from: west_london_red on May 21, 2024, 08:05:51 pm
And they’ll do exactly the same for many other butchers, but when they ain’t our butchers everyone’s up in arms, when they are one of our butchers we’ll have a minutes silence and put the flags in government buildings at half mast

I think this guy was a particularly masterful butcher, going all the way back to the 1988 mass execution of political prisoners across the whole of Iran and its occupied territories. I can't imagine our country lowering its flags for anyone who deliberately set out to exterminate all political opposition.
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