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Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« on: January 20, 2022, 04:29:18 pm »
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2022, 04:32:54 pm »
Hope you like your coffee black....
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2022, 04:38:27 pm »
How long was he gone making the tea?!
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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2022, 04:39:56 pm »
Quote from: El Lobo on January 20, 2022, 04:38:27 pm
How long was he gone making the tea?!

Here's one I made earlier
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2022, 04:39:57 pm »
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2022, 04:40:31 pm »
Quote from: El Lobo on January 20, 2022, 04:38:27 pm
How long was he gone making the tea?!

Someone doesn't let his tea brew.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2022, 04:42:41 pm »
I thought the milk was going off, honest.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2022, 04:45:52 pm »
Sounds like she’s just after a payout. She must have seen him coming.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2022, 04:48:40 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 20, 2022, 04:45:52 pm
Sounds like she’s just after a payout. She must have seen him coming.

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Quote from: Caligula? on October 22, 2022, 11:39:15 am
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2022, 04:49:00 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 20, 2022, 04:45:52 pm
Sounds like she’s just after a payout. She must have seen him coming.

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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2022, 04:54:15 pm »
Teabag or milk first, now there's a question...
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2022, 04:56:06 pm »
Jokes aside, just how fucked up are some people? Why would you possibly want to do something like that?
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2022, 05:02:49 pm »
Quote from: Cruiser on January 20, 2022, 04:56:06 pm
Jokes aside, just how fucked up are some people? Why would you possibly want to do something like that?

Tell me about it. He's been my doctor for 25 years ish. Never would have thought it.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2022, 05:03:56 pm »
Quote from: Joff on January 20, 2022, 05:02:49 pm
Tell me about it. He's been my doctor for 25 years ish. Never would have thought it.

Try not to think too much about the prostate examination he gave you.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2022, 05:04:43 pm »
Quote from: JC the Messiah on January 20, 2022, 04:54:15 pm
Teabag or milk first, now there's a question...

Teabagging leads to the milk.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2022, 05:07:36 pm »
Quote from: Cruiser on January 20, 2022, 04:56:06 pm
Jokes aside, just how fucked up are some people? Why would you possibly want to do something like that?

I know right? Why anyone would drink tea over coffee is mind boggling.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2022, 05:32:59 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 20, 2022, 05:03:56 pm
Try not to think too much about the prostate examination he gave you.

An unusual way to diagnose tonsillitis but however..
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2022, 06:36:42 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 20, 2022, 05:03:56 pm
Try not to think too much about the prostate examination he gave you.

Leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2022, 06:55:43 pm »
At least this settles the debate once and for all that adding milk after is never acceptable.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2022, 06:58:12 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 20, 2022, 04:45:52 pm
Sounds like she’s just after a payout. She must have seen him coming.


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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2022, 07:03:35 pm »
Quote from: Cruiser on January 20, 2022, 04:56:06 pm
Jokes aside, just how fucked up are some people? Why would you possibly want to do something like that?

I did once work with a lad who hated the manager that much he wiped his dick around the inside of his mug before making him a brew.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2022, 07:29:03 pm »
I’ve heard of frothy coffee, but tea!?
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2022, 07:32:16 pm »
Quote from: TepidT2O on January 20, 2022, 07:29:03 pm
I’ve heard of frothy coffee, but tea!?

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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2022, 07:33:26 pm »
Most of us are lucky to get an appointment with a GP, never mind a cup of tea thrown in.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2022, 07:42:05 pm »
Presumably this was the tea they used.

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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2022, 08:33:13 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 20, 2022, 04:45:52 pm
Sounds like she’s just after a payout. She must have seen him coming.


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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2022, 08:42:53 pm »
Coffee tea or me my jizz?
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2022, 11:01:32 pm »
There's a properly off piste pun in here regards "one lump or two" but I aint got the balls...
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2022, 11:06:15 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 20, 2022, 05:03:56 pm
Try not to think too much about the prostate examination he gave you.

"It's normal to begin a prostate exam by putting a little bit of milk in there..."
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2022, 12:06:48 am »
That’s the Salah song replacement sorted while he’s away...

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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2022, 12:20:39 am »
Nick Chapman. More like Dick Fapman.

A hur hur hur.
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Re: Doctor spunks in tea, and then serves it up.
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2022, 05:37:24 am »
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