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Think before you act
« on: January 17, 2010, 11:27:59 pm »
So here's me with a fuckin cold which I must have caught over the weekend.

Got a busy few days at work starting tomorrow so I thought let me check the net for a self heal tip

My nose is running like a tap and I came across something which sounded like it made sense: Vitamin C is needed to combat the cold. Cold viruses often get started in the nose and then the mucus and other nasties end up in your system via your airways.

Anyways, their tip was to get some vitamin C directly into your nasal passage and combat the germs....makes sense. What you had to do was get some orange peel and fold it in half and sniff the stuff it gives off.

The others that have tried this tip says it has worked wonders...what have i got to lose I say.

So I go in the kitchen and take a few sniff from the folded skin...does it work....NO because i have fuckin hay fever and it's just gave me fuckin uncontrollable sneezing....aaarrrggghhhhhh

To be fair once i'd stopped sneezing it actually had kinda worked...i think


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Re: Think before you act
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 11:33:14 pm »
:lmao :lmao


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Re: Think before you act
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2010, 11:33:57 pm »
hahaa you berk
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Re: Think before you act
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 09:50:08 am »
pmsl............i think someone was having you on.

i told my brother inlaw once that to if you go a pack of pepper, open it and shove it into you mouth just as you drank beer it made the beer buzz..............it dont , it just burns like hell......but fun to see.