Author Topic: Jonathan Ross - Is Back On ITV1 (Read 2736 times)

rednile · « **on:** September 3, 2011, 07:39:57 pm »

His new show starts tonight at 9:45 , i know loads on here dont like the fella - i do i'll be watching later

Sarah Jessica Parker , Lewis Hamilton and Adele .

Red Genius · « **Reply #1 on:** September 3, 2011, 07:59:35 pm »

Would rather eat knives than watch that twat.

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #2 on:** September 3, 2011, 08:03:33 pm »

Don't mind him, but I won't be watching that shite line up, especially that nasty horsefaced old mingebag Sarah Jessica Parker, who will no doubt dress for someone half her age, look absolutely horrific, but still get told how absolutely fabulous she looks.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #3 on:** September 3, 2011, 08:05:28 pm »

I really could have picked one of hundreds of these off Google.

Cannot stand her.

Woss is alright though.

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #4 on:** September 3, 2011, 08:13:13 pm »

And that's actually what you'd call a 'decent' shot of her.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #5 on:** September 3, 2011, 08:19:09 pm »

No doubt she'll be promoting that new film she has out which has the most nauseating, smug trailer I've ever seen.

I'll be giving this a swerve.

Hazell · « **Reply #6 on:** September 3, 2011, 08:21:04 pm »

I'll be tuning in to hear her talk of the exciting new project at Malaga.

DrTobiasFunke · « **Reply #7 on:** September 3, 2011, 08:57:17 pm »

He's a bit of a twat but I'd watch it if the guests were any good. Tonight will probably be shite.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #8 on:** September 3, 2011, 09:05:09 pm »

Uh oh,dont wanna be around when John C spots this thread

*Fucking legs it*

INABITSKI · « **Reply #9 on:** September 3, 2011, 09:54:35 pm »

State of her...

May have to turn over soon.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #10 on:** September 3, 2011, 09:55:35 pm »

Dont think SJP is that bad.

And the only way I shall be watchin' Hamilton is if his missus tags along (but doesn't sing).

Songs to Sing · « **Reply #11 on:** September 3, 2011, 09:56:45 pm »

why do people think ross is a twat?

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #12 on:** September 3, 2011, 09:57:40 pm »

That movie looks hilarious.

Gobias Industries · « **Reply #13 on:** September 3, 2011, 09:58:39 pm »

Parker is visual AIDS combined with a Hollywood blend of fakery that has been honed to within an inch of its life. Everything she has ever done has been utter shite, especially that utter pish tv show that painted women as vacuous, vain c*nts whose biggest worry in life is what that guy she wants to like her but doesn't want to know that she wants him to like her is thinking from one minute to the next about her. Fuck off you terrible, terrible whore.

wardides · « **Reply #14 on:** September 3, 2011, 09:58:54 pm »

I've met SJP. True story. She's a nice lady. Awful looking mind.

ClaireW · « **Reply #15 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:01:23 pm »

rushyman · « **Reply #16 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:02:33 pm »

Quote from: Dr Manhattan on September 3, 2011, 08:03:33 pm

Don't mind him, but I won't be watching that shite line up, especially that nasty horsefaced old mingebag Sarah Jessica Parker, who will no doubt dress for someone half her age, look absolutely horrific, but still get told how absolutely fabulous she looks.

Its like your a magician or something. She looks like the cowardly lion with a wasting disease

Gobias Industries · « **Reply #17 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:02:40 pm »

Quote from: ClaireW on September 3, 2011, 10:01:23 pm

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That is still the most accurate description of her face I've ever come across. Seth MacFarlane scored a screamer with that.

Gobias Industries · « **Reply #18 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:03:24 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on September 3, 2011, 10:02:33 pm

Its like your a magician or something. She looks like the cowardly lion with a wasting disease

Cowardly lion with a wasting disease!

rushyman · « **Reply #19 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:04:05 pm »

Quote from: Gobias Industries on September 3, 2011, 09:58:39 pm

Parker is visual AIDS combined with a Hollywood blend of fakery that has been honed to within an inch of its life. Everything she has ever done has been utter shite, especially that utter pish tv show that painted women as vacuous, vain c*nts whose biggest worry in life is what that guy she wants to like her but doesn't want to know that she wants him to like her is thinking from one minute to the next about her. Fuck off you terrible, terrible whore.

HAHA. great post

killer-heels · « **Reply #20 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:09:01 pm »

Has Hamilton been on yet?

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #21 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:13:52 pm »

Quote from: killer_heels on September 3, 2011, 10:09:01 pm

Has Hamilton been on yet?

Yeah. He was on there for a short time, then someone came out and rammed him off the show. Lewis has been fined 10 points for it and banned for 9 years racing.

rushyman · « **Reply #22 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:14:06 pm »

Quote from: killer_heels on September 3, 2011, 10:09:01 pm

Has Hamilton been on yet?

rushyman · « **Reply #23 on:** September 3, 2011, 10:25:40 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on September 3, 2011, 08:05:28 pm

I really could have picked one of hundreds of these off Google.

Cannot stand her.

Two beasts. The one on the right is the only beauty
Woss is alright though.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #24 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:38:03 pm »

could listen to stephen fry all day.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #25 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:39:55 pm »

Is it just me, or does Peter Kay always come off as a bit of a twat in interviews?

rowan_d · « **Reply #26 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:41:59 pm »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on September 17, 2011, 09:39:55 pm

Is it just me, or does Peter Kay always come off as a complete and utter twat?

Not just you

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #27 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:42:47 pm »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on September 17, 2011, 09:39:55 pm

Is it just me, or does Peter Kay always come off as a bit of a twat in interviews?

He is a bit of a twat.

A fat lazy twat. The fattest laziest twat in comedy, in fact.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #28 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:48:19 pm »

Quote from: rowan_d on September 17, 2011, 09:41:59 pm

Not just you

Quote from: Dr Manhattan on September 17, 2011, 09:42:47 pm

He is a bit of a twat.

A fat lazy twat. The fattest laziest twat in comedy, in fact.

Seems pretty common then

I've heard a couple of rumours from people who were on Phoenix Nights that he is a nasty piece of work.

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #29 on:** September 17, 2011, 10:00:41 pm »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on September 17, 2011, 09:48:19 pm

Seems pretty common then

I've heard a couple of rumours from people who were on Phoenix Nights that he is a nasty piece of work.

Just listen to interviews from Daniel Kitson who was only a bit part anyway, Kay comes across as a bit of prick.

[new username under construction] · « **Reply #30 on:** September 17, 2011, 10:13:33 pm »

so what was that? 30 mins of Kay then 10 mins of Fry?.....great :/

rowan_d · « **Reply #31 on:** September 17, 2011, 10:33:06 pm »

Quote from: shadowbane on September 17, 2011, 10:13:33 pm

so what was that? 30 mins of Kay then 10 mins of Fry?.....great :/

Anyone who'd rather listen to that fat nostalgic c*nt prattle on about his childhood than the gem that is Stephen Fry, should be chemically and forcibly castrated

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #32 on:** January 5, 2013, 09:55:54 pm »

Back tonight with a new series, and back with Jeremy Piven. Awesome!

DanFromMars · « **Reply #33 on:** January 5, 2013, 10:16:20 pm »

used to watch this every friday night on the bbc, don't think I've seen one episode on ITV, is it still the same?

-Willo- · « **Reply #34 on:** January 5, 2013, 10:18:12 pm »

Quote from: DanFromMars on January 5, 2013, 10:16:20 pm

used to watch this every friday night on the bbc, don't think I've seen one episode on ITV, is it still the same?

Watching right now, guests today are a bit shit but overall it's a good show, I like it.

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #35 on:** January 5, 2013, 10:37:18 pm »

I like it too, it's easier to watch than shows where guests are asked the same boring mundane questions, giving the same, predictable answers.