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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #280 on: August 16, 2018, 10:52:53 AM »
Wonder which xenophobic football 'journalist' wrote that shite.

Hilarious Pennant is allowing it to go out in his name, it makes him sound like even more of a bellend than I thought was possible

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #281 on: August 17, 2018, 12:00:38 AM »
I don't know why everyone expects all of our players to be intellectuals and paragons of virtue.

The two twats and Parry signed him.  https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/liverpool-transfer-news-dani-alves-jermaine-pennant-ceo-peter-crouch-a7808036.html

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #282 on: August 17, 2018, 08:56:58 AM »
Alves basically defied the description of full-back as well

Almost single-handedly ran that entire flank for Barca

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #283 on: August 17, 2018, 09:53:55 AM »
Looking him up, he's about to enter Celebrity Big Brother so I imagine any excerpts in the tabloids will be the most dramatised ones as those will appeal to the people most likely to watch the rubbish that is "reality" television.

Never watch reality TV so will be spared that load of crap.

Didn't he have a reputation as a but if a knob before we signed him? Anyway his book won't be on my Xmas list.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #284 on: August 24, 2018, 01:04:08 PM »
Doing well on Cbb in fairness
bollocks

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #285 on: August 24, 2018, 01:22:33 PM »
Doing well on Cbb in fairness

Wow, you must be bored!

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #286 on: August 24, 2018, 01:41:50 PM »
Wow, you must be bored!
Keeps the other half happy
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #287 on: August 28, 2018, 09:21:31 PM »
Never watch reality TV so will be spared that load of crap.

Didn't he have a reputation as a but if a knob before we signed him? Anyway his book won't be on my Xmas list.

Before we signed him, he was playing for Brum. He was serving a suspended sentence for drink driving. He was already banned for 16 months so got done for DD and no insurance. We used to sit in row 3 of the Kemlyn and he got the piss ripped out of him because you could see the shape of his tag through his sock.  ;D

Doing well on Cbb in fairness

Missus watches that shite. Isn't he telling some bird he's split up with his missus when he actually hasn't?

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #288 on: August 28, 2018, 10:23:04 PM »
Rte were covering a game of ours years back
Bill o herlihy "Jermaine pennant made the point that often under benitez the players didn't know what to do"

John Giles "hang on, pennant has no credibility in the game, he was at arsenal and he did nothing, at Leeds he got relegated, at Birmingham he ended up in jail and got relegated, he did nothing at Liverpool, pennant has no credibility at all in football,"

He was spot on
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #289 on: August 28, 2018, 10:43:51 PM »
Doing well on Cbb in fairness

Really? My missus just asked me who Jermaine Pennant is. Apprarently chatting someone up on national TV whilst married.

Still got that sure diplomatic touch I see?

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #290 on: September 3, 2018, 10:24:01 PM »
Really? My missus just asked me who Jermaine Pennant is. Apprarently chatting someone up on national TV whilst married.

Still got that sure diplomatic touch I see?

Just banter apparently, squeaky voiced little shit must’ve had years of acting the big I am, forgot he’s been filmed the whole time :lmao

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #291 on: October 18, 2018, 08:06:37 PM »
He's going to be on the Jeremy Kyle show tomorrow :o

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #293 on: October 19, 2018, 04:11:06 PM »
It's embarrassing he ever played for us.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/jermaine-pennant-sparks-outrage-over-13441845

I tell you whats more embarassing, I had his name on the back of a Liverpool shirt! When he signed he took my lucky number i used for my Sunday League side and I was foolish enough to think that warranted having a Pennant shirt.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #294 on: October 19, 2018, 05:11:04 PM »
I tell you whats more embarassing, I had his name on the back of a Liverpool shirt! When he signed he took my lucky number i used for my Sunday League side and I was foolish enough to think that warranted having a Pennant shirt.
oh you didnt
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #295 on: October 20, 2018, 02:57:10 AM »
I tell you whats more embarassing, I had his name on the back of a Liverpool shirt! When he signed he took my lucky number i used for my Sunday League side and I was foolish enough to think that warranted having a Pennant shirt.

Could be worse. There is a guy in my small-sided League that not only bought a Liverpool top with Downing on the back, but he still wears it to play in now.
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #296 on: October 20, 2018, 12:28:41 PM »
Could be worse. There is a guy in my small-sided League that not only bought a Liverpool top with Downing on the back, but he still wears it to play in now.

Poor Stewart. In what universe is he worse than pennant in any way?

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #297 on: October 22, 2018, 11:05:14 AM »
Poor Stewart. In what universe is he worse than pennant in any way?

I didn't say he was worse.. the fact that the top is still being worn now is what makes it worse.
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #298 on: October 22, 2018, 07:04:44 PM »
https://youtu.be/crCXR8GDXUg

Good grief. I remember him saying that if it doesn't work out at Anfield, it never will.

If you don't want to watch the video, he devised a game with his mates called Monopoly.

If you 'get with' a girl the week after I did you pay me rent.

Yes HE played for Liverpool Football Club.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #299 on: October 22, 2018, 07:32:19 PM »
https://youtu.be/crCXR8GDXUg

Good grief. I remember him saying that if it doesn't work out at Anfield, it never will.

If you don't want to watch the video, he devised a game with his mates called Monopoly.

If you 'get with' a girl the week after I did you pay me rent.

Yes HE played for Liverpool Football Club.

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Ten years ago.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #300 on: October 22, 2018, 08:59:06 PM »
https://youtu.be/crCXR8GDXUg

Good grief. I remember him saying that if it doesn't work out at Anfield, it never will.

If you don't want to watch the video, he devised a game with his mates called Monopoly.

If you 'get with' a girl the week after I did you pay me rent.

Yes HE played for Liverpool Football Club.

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Jermaine Pennant’s a knob. Shocked to hear that

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #301 on: October 23, 2018, 06:53:18 AM »
https://youtu.be/crCXR8GDXUg

Good grief. I remember him saying that if it doesn't work out at Anfield, it never will.

If you don't want to watch the video, he devised a game with his mates called Monopoly.

If you 'get with' a girl the week after I did you pay me rent.

Yes HE played for Liverpool Football Club.

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Aye saw that, pretty much the only thing our work TV picks up is Jeremy Kyle  :butt

And when he's saying that, his stunning wife is sat there laughing. Absolute blight on the human race that lad.
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #302 on: October 23, 2018, 09:53:48 AM »
if people like him werent any good at football then he would spend most of his life on the dole

you wouldnt hire him to stack shelves in tesco

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #303 on: October 23, 2018, 10:37:18 PM »
if people like him werent any good at football then he would spend most of his life on the dole

you wouldnt hire him to stack shelves in tesco



As it is, he acts a c*nt most his adult life and still comes up smelling of roses; Kyle, the big fucking blusterous sap falling over himself to crawl up Pennant's arse. Two dickheads together, right there.
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #304 on: October 24, 2018, 10:43:17 PM »
if people like him werent any good at football then he would spend most of his life on the dole

you wouldnt hire him to stack shelves in tesco
He's broke as well i think.

He must be  after peddling his shite autobiography everywhere and going on I'm a celebrity and Kyle.



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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #305 on: November 2, 2018, 01:16:40 PM »
He was just on CNN about the game at the weekend, he sounded ok, certainly no worse than any other ex-player pundit.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #306 on: November 3, 2018, 11:17:46 AM »
He's broke as well i think.

He must be  after peddling his shite autobiography everywhere and going on I'm a celebrity and Kyle.

From 'forgetting' you own a Porsche to Jeremy Kyle, quite the fall.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #307 on: November 4, 2018, 11:28:53 PM »
Bit of a throwback to when footballers weren't schooled towards a better life.  Sorry for him, but he brought it on himself.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #308 on: November 8, 2018, 09:33:15 PM »
We signed this twat over Dani Alves. Christ.


According to him, we have Steve Gerrard to thank for making his move to Liverpool happen.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/bizarre-gerrard-beintez-liverpool-signing-15383693
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