Topic: tattoos

[sydney_gal]

JBT - You should get one on your ass saying

'Wrong way go back'

[Egg]

JBT - You should get one on your ass saying

'Wrong way go back'

or a no entry sign

[John Barnes Testicles]

JBT - You should get one on your ass saying

'Wrong way go back'

more likely to say "cheese!" (apparently I have mooned more than a few cameras when on the bottle)

[Mirra]

Dye your Pubic Hair Green, get a sign tattoo'd next to it saying keep off the grass  Seen that in a magazine once

[sydney_gal]

Dye your Pubic Hair Green, get a sign tattoo'd next to it saying keep off the grass  Seen that in a magazine once

my mate told me that, she said someone had it for real (could just be a nursing myth!) but the chickee had an op 'down there' and the surgeon had to shave her, and wrote in texta

"sorry but i had to mow the lawn"

 

[Jonathan Hall ☆☆☆☆☆☆]

my mate told me that, she said someone had it for real (could just be a nursing myth!) but the chickee had an op 'down there' and the surgeon had to shave her, and wrote in texta

"sorry but i had to mow the lawn"

 

Lucky you didn't do it 

[BSBW]

tattoos are for wools.

Born Scouse Born Wild on my left arm 

[Jezzman]

Love this one:

[bradigor]

I have 2

liverbird on my left arm and shankly gates as a band on my right arm.

want to get a couple more, but still undecided on what to have

[Maggie May]

I'm going to have "Property of Mr May.  If found please return to"  tattoed on my arse for when I get senile and am found wandering.

[saph]

liverbird upper left arm and wanna get a hebrew letter on upper right arm but not till my shoulder si sorted and still not sure abotu that. gonna get my upper left ear pierced next w/e

[Drobs]

I'm going to have "Property of Mr May.  If found please return to"  tattoed on my arse for when I get senile and am found wandering.

And your arse is the first thing theyre going to be looking at are they? I feel sorry for Mr May.

[tommy-]

Got the old 1990's liverpool badge on top of me right arm. Wanna get something liverpool on my lower left but want it to be something different

[hooded claw]

I'm going to have "Property of Mr May.  If found please return to"  tattoed on my arse for when I get senile and am found wandering.

all of a sudden, a career in social services seems much more appealing......

[Egg]

makes you wonder what sort of places he goes to get lost in that they would want to look at his bare ass 

[Jonathan Hall ☆☆☆☆☆☆]

liverbird upper left arm and wanna get a hebrew letter on upper right arm but not till my shoulder si sorted and still not sure abotu that. gonna get my upper left ear pierced next w/e

How many left ears do you have?

[Walshy nMe®]

Was thinking of getting a tribal band.

One of my mates has a barcode on his neck that is copied from a tin of beans. We tried it in tesco one day on the self scanner and it popped up on screen...



































1x Big fat ugly bastard 

[man in brown]

two celtic armbands on one arm and a general spiky tribal one on other upper arm strtching across whole shoulder blade (cheap as fuck in Bali....£75 instead of about £300-400)


gonna stop at that though.

my da was in merchant navy and one night steaming in india he insisted on getting the tricolour tatooed on his forearm...... he woke up the next day with the french flag on his arm the next day instaed of irish one......had to get a massive one to cover it....dick

[Egg]

there was that homeless person got "bum fight" tattooed on his forehead for $100

[Maggie May]

there was that homeless person got "bum fight" tattooed on his forehead for $100

- as you do. 

[Walshy nMe®]

Wasn't that for the tele prog though, where they get homless to fight each other and do stupid things?

[Egg]

yeah it was

some of that was just wrong

[Maggie May]

Did the Legionnaires really tattoo a dotted line across their throats and write "Cut here" underneath.  Hard or what???

[AdamS]

I think tatu are great to look at!

[nige]

How many left ears do you have?

Or how many ears do you have left ?

I have a scene tattooed on my back from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, copied from a 2,300 year-old papyrus in the British museum which I have loved since I was  a kid.

It is the scene in which the heart of the deceased is weighed against a feather, and depicts the moment of truth, as jackal-headed  Anubis places the heart on the scales, and checks the precision of the balance, to see whether it is a good heart - lighter than a feather - or a bad heart - weighed down  by  evil.
The monster Ammit waits to devour it if it's a bad heart, & the ibis-headed  scribe-god Thoth waits to write down the result in his Book of Truth.

More tattooing to follow in episode 2 - the Eye of Horus.

[sydney_gal]

Or how many ears do you have left ?

I have a scene tattooed on my back from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, copied from a 2,300 year-old papyrus in the British museum which I have loved since I was  a kid.

It is the scene in which the heart of the deceased is weighed against a feather, and depicts the moment of truth, as jackal-headed  Anubis places the heart on the scales, and checks the precision of the balance, to see whether it is a good heart - lighter than a feather - or a bad heart - weighed down  by  evil.
The monster Ammit waits to devour it if it's a bad heart, & the ibis-headed  scribe-god Thoth waits to write down the result in his Book of Truth.

More tattooing to follow in episode 2 - the Eye of Horus.

I've bought that scene on papyrus when i was in Egypt at the beginning of the year.

[Egg]

Or how many ears do you have left ?

I have a scene tattooed on my back from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, copied from a 2,300 year-old papyrus in the British museum which I have loved since I was  a kid.

It is the scene in which the heart of the deceased is weighed against a feather, and depicts the moment of truth, as jackal-headed  Anubis places the heart on the scales, and checks the precision of the balance, to see whether it is a good heart - lighter than a feather - or a bad heart - weighed down  by  evil.
The monster Ammit waits to devour it if it's a bad heart, & the ibis-headed  scribe-god Thoth waits to write down the result in his Book of Truth.

More tattooing to follow in episode 2 - the Eye of Horus.

have you got a picture of it?

[nige]

Not with me here at work !!   
I did post a pic  once before in a similar thread on here though ...

[Mirra]

Did the Legionnaires really tattoo a dotted line across their throats and write "Cut here" underneath.  Hard or what???

Me Granda has that on his neck, silly sod  One day someone will take him up on it. 

[Maggie May]

Me Granda has that on his neck, silly sod  One day someone will take him up on it. 

Well hard Granda.  My admiration.  No genes deficiency in your family then 

[Mirra]

Hes got all the horrible ones, homemade ones, look horrible mate. Love and Hate on his hands, that cut here thing on his neck, a dot on his ear that he says is a spider 

[AdamS]

Well hard Granda. 

Ask him about his Granda and the three charvers

[Maggie May]

Hes got all the horrible ones, homemade ones, look horrible mate. Love and Hate on his hands, that cut here thing on his neck, a dot on his ear that he says is a spider 

Ooooooooooooh.  And your Granda lives where exactly?

[Mirra]

He lives all over the place Maggie, hes a nice bloke but when hes had a drink hes still a bit of a handful. Always in trouble, hes never going to grow up 

[America's Sweetheart]

I have a little daisy on the inside of my left ankle.

And that's all.

I have plans for a couple of others: something on the small of my back and a small barcode on the top of shoulder that equates to the number 247365. But, to be honest, I've gone right off needles since I had my first tattoo and my belly pierced.

[Maggie May]

He lives all over the place Maggie, hes a nice bloke but when hes had a drink hes still a bit of a handful. Always in trouble, hes never going to grow up 

 

[Dickie Sam Cratchet]

I have a scene tattooed on my back from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, copied from a 2,300 year-old papyrus in the British museum which I have loved since I was  a kid.

I'm impressed Nige, didn't understand you were that old - well done fella.



 

[macc]

I got 3 tattoo's.

2 chinese symbols on my left shoulder blade, and a celtic sun type design on my spine at the top.

 

[BSBW]

Also got two eyes on my arse (you need them everywhere nowadays)  Will try and post a photo later on once ive cleaned it 

[MichaelA]

I've got some heavy duty Neolithic rock art tattooed onto my left shoulder, just for kicks.