If you're a good sort who's all helpful and well-liked, and then you turn into a wrong 'un, you'll immediately take up smoking like you've been doing it all your life
If you're from Northern Ireland and living in England, nobody will ever speculate if you're a member of a paramilitary organisation
If you're under 18 and living in Summer Bay, you will be fostered whether you are part of an existing loving family unit or not.
If you are a dowdy-looking woman, you will be given a make-over to look hawwwt (usually by just removing the cardy and glasses), and you will suddenly get jobs galore and become an outgoing and successful businesswoman
If you're a chubby, average looking bloke, you will be a mechanic and you will be single
If you own a shop, you will go to the cash-and-carry to get all your goods, in a Mini Cooper or something even smaller. Yet your shop will always be stocked.
If you own a farm, you will be constantly indoors in the farmhouse, or down the pub, and never, ever work a 10-12 hour day on the acres of land you own. You will also receive visitors from "the city" who will never once ask "what's that smell?"