Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Sir Harvest Fields]

My missus has a thing about out of date food. ' Oh shit , its one second past the expiry date, gotta bin it ' Fuck off woman , piss all wrong with it. Although the other day something was 4 days out of date and she put it back in the fridge and said i could have it, cheeky fucker.

Noisy eaters can get to fuckery.

People who clang their teeth on their spoon whilst eating soup.

I had a mate at work who had black coffee, eveyone else had white coffee and if i stirred his coffee after stirring a white one he would go mad. That really annoyed me.

Kids saying ' im bored, got nothing to do ' Yea well lets take away the XBox , dvd, tv,stereo,phone, sky tv , broadband etc. Fuck me running, when i was a kid i never had owt but a football and books. Little twatbags.

Chav mums screaming at their kids in public, jeez Waynetta, you look fucking hideous to start with, dont draw attention to yourself and your snot ridden kids.

[Fiasco]

When you plug your phone in to charge and leave it for an hour or so only to come back and you haven't pressed the switch down.

Drivers who turn out of a junction at incredible speed only for them to slow down and do 20 in a 30. Don't be a part-time Jenson Button you fucking helmet.

People who go the gym and sit on their phones. Absolute bellends. You'll see these Johnny Veintwats everywhere, sitting on a weights machine with their Joey Essex haircuts and high top Nikes on flicking their fucking hair and staring at their phones. Every 5 minutes he'll do 5 reps and then stare at his non-existent muscles as if he's Arnie. Seriously, go and eat some glass

[Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero]

Listening to people tell you how good a new film or TV series is and then thinking its not that good... Honestly don't build it up if its shit, I'm a big boy tell me the truth.

Working Christmas day, New years eve and New years day on a self rostering basis in work as well as all other days around these days so I'll have Boxing day off and for my detail officer to email me and ask me to extend Chrismtas day, bitch, please, I know some people havn't put down to work half theses days

[Red Genius]

....Seriously, go and eat some glass

I'm gonna take a snap pre boxing tonight and dedicate it to you mate

Wankers who send you a text message or whatsapp and when you haven't replied within a moment you get a message like "??" fuck off dickhead i'll reply to you in my own good time, my phone is not your prison tag, prick.

[Crosby Nick]

Bookmarking this as I have definitely have something but head too up my arse to think of it at the mo.

People who bookmark threads like this when they have nothing worthwhile to add.

[gerrardisgod]

People that pick something up in a shop, decide they don't want it, then just lash it anywhere.

[Fiasco]

People that pick something up in a shop, decide they don't want it, then just lash it anywhere.

I done that the other week in Tesco. I picked a book up, walked around a little bit and realised I didn't really fancy it but I was in a rush so instead of taking it back to the book section I just lashed it by the cakes and confectionery.


Oh well. At least some fucker will have a few hot cross buns and doughnuts to eat while he reads 50 Shades of Grey.

[BarryCrocker]

Brand new towels.

[telekon]

I had a mate at work who had black coffee, eveyone else had white coffee and if i stirred his coffee after stirring a white one he would go mad. That really annoyed me.

Drivers who turn out of a junction at incredible speed only for them to slow down and do 20 in a 30. Don't be a part-time Jenson Button you fucking helmet.

It's so annoying! There's so many bad drivers it's quite amazing, and those wannabe rally stars are maybe the worst.

[AndyMuller]

Cyclists who get the train and expect you to move out the seat in the biggest area so they can place their shitty bike there.

Fuck off.

[Mashy-rawr!nooo]

Wankers who send you a text message or whatsapp and when you haven't replied within a moment you get a message like "??" fuck off dickhead i'll reply to you in my own good time, my phone is not your prison tag, prick.

Same with KIK as it tells them when you've read a message. If you do the unthinkable of reading the message but not responding within 5 minutes then woe betide you and prepare to be bombarded with 'Is there something wrong?'/ 'Did I say something?'. No, I just have more important things to do then pander to your messages every few minutes

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

People writing of when then mean have.

 

[Alan_X]

The crossed stitching on the vent in a coat. It's meant to be taken off when you start wearing it!



I see people walking around with it still in. Not really annoying - just sad that they make a nice coat look bad.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

It's so annoying! There's so many bad drivers it's quite amazing, and those wannabe rally stars are maybe the worst.

Probably is mate

[Card Cheat]

I done that the other week in Tesco. I picked a book up, walked around a little bit and realised I didn't really fancy it but I was in a rush so instead of taking it back to the book section I just lashed it by the cakes and confectionery.


Oh well. At least some fucker will have a few hot cross buns and doughnuts to eat while he reads 50 Shades of Grey.

 

Next step is to drop it into some blokes trolley or basket when he isn't looking, then follow him through the checkouts to watch him fumble about in confusion. Works equally well with Anusol, Vagisil or tampons. Twice the rush of shoplifting with none of the criminality.

[PhilV]

atm machines out of order

Major pet peeve that. Using abbreviations incorrectly. It's a Automated Teller Machine, so no, you (and many many others) should not be calling it a Automated teller machine machine.

People also say PIN Number which is another fucking annoying one (Personal identification number number... really!?)

Loud eaters can get bent.

People who wear onesies in public.

[wampa1]

The crossed stitching on the vent in a coat. It's meant to be taken off when you start wearing it!



I see people walking around with it still in. Not really annoying - just sad that they make a nice coat look bad.

Looks like the 10th Doctor's costume!

Obvious jokes are doing my head in at the minute.  Like if someone says "where shall we go tonight?" and someone replies "I'm easy" some asbsolute weapon will ALWAYS chime in with "yeah, we heard!"

Likewise, when some helmet says something like "Imagine Santa was real..." some wipe will respond with "What?! You mean he isn't?"

These people possess all the wit and speed of thought of Michael Owen.

[Crosby Nick]

Looks like the 10th Doctor's costume!

Obvious jokes are doing my head in at the minute.  Like if someone says "where shall we go tonight?" and someone replies "I'm easy" some asbsolute weapon will ALWAYS chime in with "yeah, we heard!"

Likewise, when some helmet says something like "Imagine Santa was real..." some wipe will respond with "What?! You mean he isn't?"

These people possess all the wit and speed of thought of Michael Owen.

*quietly logs off, sobbing*

[tubby]

People who stop in doorways when they're trying to sort something out, just having zero awareness that there are other people around who would like to be able to move freely without having to barge you out of the way.

[red mongoose]

Looks like the 10th Doctor's costume!

Obvious jokes are doing my head in at the minute.  Like if someone says "where shall we go tonight?" and someone replies "I'm easy" some asbsolute weapon will ALWAYS chime in with "yeah, we heard!"

Likewise, when some helmet says something like "Imagine Santa was real..." some wipe will respond with "What?! You mean he isn't?"

These people possess all the wit and speed of thought of Michael Owen.

 

some absolute weapon
some helmet
some WIPE
fuck me 

[paulrazor]

people who yawn really loudly! you are sitting there when out of nowhere "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" fuck off

when the handtowel isnt replaced in the jacks (the dirty one is thrown out and the new one isnt put in its place and your standing there having already washed your hands).

people in gyms who hog machines or weights and proceed to sit there blowing out their arse for 5 minutes doing nothing or gazing at their phone

people who go "i didnt have time to text" when they dont respond to you for 12 hours.

when you tell someone 5 million times what time you need to be home at, they put you out of the way and then go.
"why are you mad?"
"im late cos of you i had plans"
then they go "well you should have said"

people on facebook "oh my god, some people are absolute c*nts, boiling right now"
you write back "why whats wrong" and they then go
"oh id rather not say here" WELL THEN DONT BRING IT UP YOU CLOWN

[Glass Kites]

People who leave their indicators on for miles and mile and miles...

[paulrazor]

oh yeah and when there's an ad with a very good looking bird and you think

"yeah she'd get it"

it then turns out to be an ad for some constipation tablet, and you hear some quick spiel about how her stomach is all bloated until she took this tablet and felt great again, most probably because after taking the tablet she proceeded to have a dump the size of a bus. camera then shows her arse as she walks away. wank ruined

[Crosby Nick]

oh yeah and when there's an ad with a very good looking bird and you think

"yeah she'd get it"

it then turns out to be an ad for some constipation tablet, and you hear some quick spiel about how her stomach is all bloated until she took this tablet and felt great again, most probably because after taking the tablet she proceeded to have a dump the size of a bus. camera then shows her arse as she walks away. wank ruined

Haha

[telekon]

people on facebook "oh my god, some people are absolute c*nts, boiling right now"
you write back "why whats wrong" and they then go
"oh id rather not say here" WELL THEN DONT BRING IT UP YOU CLOWN

I always get confused when I see this kind of complaint.

1) What kind of people do you have as "friends"?
2) Why are you still friends with them? Or, at least:
3) Why are you still subscribed to them?

 

[PhilV]

people who go "i didnt have time to text" when they dont respond to you for 12 hours.

I also dislike that one. Especially when it's over Whatsapp and you can see they have been online throughout the day obviously speaking to others but ignoring you. If you don't wanna speak just say it, so fucking rude.

[007.lankyguy]

I also dislike that one. Especially when it's over Whatsapp and you can see they have been online throughout the day obviously speaking to others but ignoring you. If you don't wanna speak just say it, so fucking rude.

Even worse when someone texts you something that is obviously the start of, at least, a small conversation, so you text back and then they don't respond to your reply.

Just makes you feel like a twat

[Snail]

Facebook telling people when you've "seen" their messages. Messages that you don't want to reply to.

[paulrazor]

I always get confused when I see this kind of complaint.

1) What kind of people do you have as "friends"?
2) Why are you still friends with them? Or, at least:
3) Why are you still subscribed to them?

 

well im hardly gonna fall out with someone over it. but its just attention seeking when you post that. some people just dont think.

though to be fair 99% of people talk shit on facebook, myself included.

Even worse when someone texts you something that is obviously the start of, at least, a small conversation, so you text back and then they don't respond to your reply.

Just makes you feel like a twat

a mate of mine used to always do that, you just reminded me of it, it didnt annoy me but it was weird. he would text a gang of us on thursday asking if we were going for a pint on friday. we would all reply back saying yes and where we were going. then the guy wouldnt write back and wouldnt show up. very odd

[Crosby Nick]

a mate of mine used to always do that, you just reminded me of it, it didnt annoy me but it was weird. he would text a gang of us on thursday asking if we were going for a pint on friday. we would all reply back saying yes and where we were going. then the guy wouldnt write back and wouldnt show up. very odd

Did you get home to find you'd been burgled?

Or was your mate John Terry?

[paulrazor]

Did you get home to find you'd been burgled?

Or was your mate John Terry?

haha you edited that just as i was about to drag up john terry

[telekon]

well im hardly gonna fall out with someone over it. but its just attention seeking when you post that. some people just dont think.

though to be fair 99% of people talk shit on facebook, myself included.

Fair enough. I just delete "friends" and unsubscribe if anyone would seek attention in such a poor way. It saves a lot of annoyance going forward. The result is that my news feed hardly gets updated though, there's only about 20 people that posts interesting/relevant/funny stuff.

[paulrazor]

Fair enough. I just delete "friends" and unsubscribe if anyone would seek attention in such a poor way. It saves a lot of annoyance going forward. The result is that my news feed hardly gets updated though, there's only about 20 people that posts interesting/relevant/funny stuff.

yep. especially people who updated their status about 6 times a day usually with stuff about their young kids being sick, awake all night, or shitting in a nappy.

[wampa1]

people on facebook "oh my god, some people are absolute c*nts, boiling right now"
you write back "why whats wrong" and they then go
"oh id rather not say here" WELL THEN DONT BRING IT UP YOU CLOWN

U OK HUN?

[telekon]

yep. especially people who updated their status about 6 times a day usually with stuff about their young kids being sick, awake all night, or shitting in a nappy.

Haha, yeah. I have a "friend" who only posted about either her, her husband, or her kids being sick (mostly with colds and no serious stuff) for about a year. Nothing other than that. The only things missing was a pie chart of snot volume and sequence diagrams. You felt sorry for her of course, but mostly I didn't unsubscribe due to curiosity of how long it would go on.

[paulrazor]

U OK HUN?

Haha, yeah. I have a "friend" who only posted about either her, her husband, or her kids being sick (mostly with colds and no serious stuff) for about a year. Nothing other than that. The only things missing was a pie chart of snot volume and sequence diagrams. You felt sorry for her of course, but mostly I didn't unsubscribe due to curiosity of how long it would go on.

 
 
 

[ChaChaMooMoo]

Facebook couples who f*cking post updates and photos about food and stay during a honeymoon. Is your f*cking facebook more important than spending time with your other half?

A friend of mine once asked me whats the difference between a Nikon and a Canon DSLR camera. A week later he opens his own first name last name photography facebook page and asks me to join it. And is now a "photographer".

Whatsapp's blue tick mark. Facebook's message seen timestamp.

People who always say they would follow up on something but never get back. Once or twice I can accept. But if they make it a habit, it annoys me.

People who message me first and then stop abruptly. Also people who call me and then ask "whats up".

[redgriffin73]

People who leave their indicators on for miles and mile and miles...

God yes, winds me up no end. It's sitting there in front of you flashing and ticking away, how the fuck can you forget about it?

Also, it means you have to slow down every junction you come to just in case the twat really is going to turn.

U OK HUN?

Fucking hate that phrase. Usually it's followed by "I'll message you" - FUCK OFF!

[paulrazor]

People who always say they would follow up on something but never get back. Once or twice I can accept. But if they make it a habit, it annoys me.

we have some clown like that in work

if you dont do something he asks he is breathing down your neck within a day (say its a long job to do)

yet if you send him a simple request that requires 5 mins work you wont hear from him for months despite numerous reminders. very double standard if you ask me

[wampa1]

There's a manager here who you can have a back and forth with over email whilst he asks you some questions but as soon as any of your replies include a question to him or something he has to do he immediately vanishes into thin air.