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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #400 on: July 23, 2015, 05:06:39 pm »
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #401 on: July 23, 2015, 05:25:18 pm »
He fell in love with Villa whilst researching for his role in Castaway. Apparently he moved to Birmingham to experience how it felt to be miles and miles from civilisation.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #402 on: July 23, 2015, 05:49:11 pm »
Said it was a great signing when he was first linked, glad we signed it. Not my money, so don't care that he cost £32.5 million, if he fires us to the CL, he'll be worth double that in my eyes. Top signing, fook da h8rs.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #405 on: July 23, 2015, 05:55:18 pm »
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #406 on: July 23, 2015, 06:03:08 pm »
Hanging out with Mario nad Fabio.......let's hope it doesn't rub off on him.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #407 on: July 23, 2015, 06:03:09 pm »
He fell in love with Villa whilst researching for his role in Castaway. Apparently he moved to Birmingham to experience how it felt to be miles and miles from civilisation.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #408 on: July 23, 2015, 06:04:43 pm »
"**** gutted. If there was one team in the world I wished he didn't join, it would be them. Doesn't feel right that it's ended this way. You're better than them, big man. Way better."

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #410 on: July 23, 2015, 06:38:50 pm »
I know it won't happen - but Balotelli and Benny up front would scare the shit out of any defence.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #411 on: July 23, 2015, 06:42:00 pm »
He is actually looking leaner, right?
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #412 on: July 23, 2015, 06:52:58 pm »
I hope he puts in four at Villa Park this season and goes up to Timmy and salutes him after every one.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #413 on: July 23, 2015, 07:17:13 pm »
If Ibe improves his shooting and really steps into Raheem's boots (Not that Raheem was great at shooting - but in terms of making clever runs and scaring defences consistently), I can envision Benteke's presence occupying defenders allowing the pace of someone like Ibe to run absolute riot.

           Sturridge     Benteke
                        Ibe
       Firmino                Coutinho
                       Can
Moreno   Sakho      Skrtel     Clyne


Could be a deadly future set-up.

God damn we have a lot of options in midfield and attack at the moment. I really hope we don't let go of Lucas. Such a reliable option. Thinking maybe Lazar needs a loan to another Premier League side. Another season like the last one and he'll start to fade into a player worth only a tiny percentage of what we paid for him.

But yeah...Benteke. He does seem intrinsically likeable. Must've been aware of the negative noises within our fan base regarding his potential arrival (From myself included)...I just feel now as though he can't possibly do any worse than what we had last season...If he just has a reasonable season by the standards of his career to date, it could mean the difference between a top 4 push/trophy and another year fighting Spurs for 5th.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #414 on: July 23, 2015, 07:23:07 pm »
looks like he needs bulking up, should have a word with Ibe
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #415 on: July 23, 2015, 07:24:33 pm »
If Ibe improves his shooting and really steps into Raheem's boots (Not that Raheem was great at shooting - but in terms of making clever runs and scaring defences consistently), I can envision Benteke's presence occupying defenders allowing the pace of someone like Ibe to run absolute riot.

           Sturridge     Benteke
                        Ibe
       Firmino                Coutinho
                       Can
Moreno   Sakho      Skrtel     Clyne


Could be a deadly future set-up.

God damn we have a lot of options in midfield and attack at the moment. I really hope we don't let go of Lucas. Such a reliable option. Thinking maybe Lazar needs a loan to another Premier League side. Another season like the last one and he'll start to fade into a player worth only a tiny percentage of what we paid for him.

But yeah...Benteke. He does seem intrinsically likeable. Must've been aware of the negative noises within our fan base regarding his potential arrival (From myself included)...I just feel now as though he can't possibly do any worse than what we had last season...If he just has a reasonable season by the standards of his career to date, it could mean the difference between a top 4 push/trophy and another year fighting Spurs for 5th.

Not jizzing my pants with excitement as I was over the signing of Suarez - But feeling increasingly optimistic about this move.

Thats quite the FIFA formation, we'd get overrun in midfield. Realistically

           Sturridge       Benteke
                        Firmino
       Hendo                Milner                       
                       Can
Moreno   Sakho      Skrtel     Clyne

Or a Christmas tree formation:

                       Benteke
            Coutinho       Firmino
       Hendo        Can        Milner                       
   Moreno   Sakho      Skrtel     Clyne

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #416 on: July 23, 2015, 07:40:12 pm »
Mario may be nuts and a complete waste of space on the pitch,mentally not ability wise,but you can't knock his enthusiasm or his boisterousnous. He could easily sulk and not have a laugh with benteke.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #417 on: July 23, 2015, 07:40:24 pm »
I know it won't happen - but Balotelli and Benny up front would scare the shit out of any defence.

I was wondering that myself. Would CB be able to finally  get Mario playing to his potential. It would allow Mario to drop off like he likes to do. That will  be an interesting sub plot to the season.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #418 on: July 23, 2015, 07:58:24 pm »
He fell in love with Villa whilst researching for his role in Castaway. Apparently he moved to Birmingham to experience how it felt to be miles and miles from civilisation.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #419 on: July 23, 2015, 08:03:55 pm »
I was wondering that myself. Would CB be able to finally  get Mario playing to his potential. It would allow Mario to drop off like he likes to do. That will  be an interesting sub plot to the season.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #420 on: July 23, 2015, 08:07:16 pm »

Excellent. My prediction of a prolific Benteke/Balotelli partnership is already coming to fruition.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #421 on: July 23, 2015, 08:09:06 pm »
I was wondering that myself. Would CB be able to finally  get Mario playing to his potential. It would allow Mario to drop off like he likes to do. That will  be an interesting sub plot to the season.
Just imagine for a second what it would be like if Balotelli stays and becomes productive again...

Sturridge-Benteke-Balotelli-Origi-Ings would be some strikeforce... Phwoaar!

Considering that Brendan was quoted saying "its up to Mario" when asked what Balotelli's future was its not out of the realm's of possibilities that Mario could turn things around now that he has absolutely no expectations on him (compared to last season when he was expected to carry the team almost immediately when Sturridge was injured).

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #422 on: July 23, 2015, 08:18:37 pm »
Mario may be nuts and a complete waste of space on the pitch,mentally not ability wise,but you can't knock his enthusiasm or his boisterousnous. He could easily sulk and not have a laugh with benteke.

I though that on the one hand but then, on the other, wondered if he just doesn't give a fuck. I dunno.  :-\
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #423 on: July 23, 2015, 08:25:56 pm »
Excellent. My prediction of a prolific Benteke/Balotelli partnership is already coming to fruition.
I just hope if Mario stays then he is inspired by the calibre of players the club is bringing in, finally realises this may be his last shot at a big club and shows his true potential.

Lots of ifs and buts like but it would be great to see Benteke and Mario strike up a great partnership.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #424 on: July 23, 2015, 08:35:30 pm »
Anyone reported how much he's on a week?
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #425 on: July 23, 2015, 08:40:47 pm »
Anyone reported how much he's on a week?

Recall reading a few weeks ago that he'd be doubling his wages - was on a reported 40k a week at Villa.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #426 on: July 23, 2015, 08:44:21 pm »
Recall reading a few weeks ago that he'd be doubling his wages - was on a reported 40k a week at Villa.

Cheers I imagine close to £100k couple of villa fans saying it's £140k bit that must be bollocks. We only gave sturridge that after he scored all those goals
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #427 on: July 23, 2015, 08:46:10 pm »
Cheers I imagine close to £100k couple of villa fans saying it's £140k bit that must be bollocks. We only gave sturridge that after he scored all those goals

£140k was definitely mentioned in one of the press articles last night. Can't remember which journo it was so don't know how credible.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #428 on: July 23, 2015, 08:59:33 pm »
I hope he puts in four at Villa Park this season and goes up to Timmy and salutes him after every one.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #430 on: July 23, 2015, 09:14:05 pm »
Welcome Christian as hope you do well.

It will be interesting to see how the team changes to blend him into the team and visa versa. Hopefully we see a little less 30 pass moves and try to use his strength & pace a little quicker as sometimes last season we looked like we needed to move the ball up the field in 2 yard increments. He will add some well needed strength to the side as we are still quite light weight and really looking forward to a potential partnership with Sturridge.

Call me pessimistic, he's a decent striker but I don't see how he fits into our manager's philosophy of fluidity and movement, i feel that a partnership of balo and chris would be too static and easy to man mark, especially with Benteke's movement coupled with Mario "too-boss-to-track-back" Balotelli's workrate and general attitude, i cannot tell how it would turn out if he partners with sturridge but if he can keep fit and somehow get on eachother's wavelength then it might work.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #431 on: July 23, 2015, 10:01:19 pm »
^Perfect nickname  8)

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #432 on: July 23, 2015, 10:24:46 pm »
      benteke sturridge
             coutinho
firminho hendo milner lallana
        sakho skrtel can
            mignolet


i'm honestly more curious about brendan's line up against stoke than the actual game (ofcourse, no sturridge)
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #433 on: July 23, 2015, 10:41:35 pm »

The tool who wrote that has an avatar of Merseyside born and bred Liverpool fan Daniel Craig.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #434 on: July 23, 2015, 10:54:49 pm »
I hope he puts in four at Villa Park this season and goes up to Timmy and salutes him after every one.

& when the fifth gets smashed in he runs to the Holte end, whips out a pair of Cavalli jeans and jizzes the fuck all over them.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #435 on: July 23, 2015, 11:17:46 pm »
Balotelli looks in awe of him.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #436 on: July 23, 2015, 11:18:31 pm »
Excellent. My prediction of a prolific Benteke/Balotelli partnership is already coming to fruition.

Yeah that's about how far they'd be standing apart on the pitch... and about how far they'd be moving in one picture ;)

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #437 on: July 23, 2015, 11:21:53 pm »
I know it won't happen - but Balotelli and Benny up front would scare the shit out of any defence.

I was just about to post the same thing.

Them 2 up front could work.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #438 on: July 23, 2015, 11:22:57 pm »
Him bullying the Stoke backline in the first game of the season makes me giddy.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #439 on: July 23, 2015, 11:23:20 pm »
      benteke sturridge
             coutinho
firminho hendo milner lallana
        sakho skrtel can
            mignolet


i'm honestly more curious about brendan's line up against stoke than the actual game (ofcourse, no sturridge)
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