Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[4pool]

When asked about a record of four wins in 21 matches, Everton boss Roberto Martinez candidly replies: "It is not a time to look at statistics."

He continues: "We know the severity of the situation in the league, we have 10 games, 30 points to fight for and at the end of the season we will assess what happened.

"Every game is vital. I am not looking at the league now. This is not the time. It is all about Dynamo Kiev. We have put in a lot of hard work and effort to get to this stage and now we need to focus.

"We need to remember than Dynamo are unbeaten in their league, which shows you how well they have been playing this season."



Tony Hibbert, Bryan Ovideo, Aiden McGeady and Leighton Baines will all miss tomorrow's Europa League first-leg meeting with Dynamo Kiev.

Martinez reveals John Stones and Leon Osman are also doubts. He said: "Stones has a virus and Osman is carrying a knock and will be monitored. We will give them as much time as they need."

[thelinnen]

And bill hoardings advertise tickets that nobody needs
While "Angry from Rhyl" writes to complain about
All the kopites on TV
Delusional fans report some gains in the values of Mirallas and Ross
While American businessmen snap up Sturridge
For half the price of Romelu Lukaku

And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The blueshite returns to the start of the season
And they all boo along like before

And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Change lonely to fewmin and frame it.

[Caffeine]

Me and my brother joked about trying that stunt for a Wembley final in 2012 and how it would be impossible for me to sit in the chair as I'd be sprinting around if we scored. Bragging about it as much as possible online would have been a no-go though. It's 'bad', but let's not pretend a lot of us haven't bunked into the occasional game here and there over the years.

Someone on here told the story of doing just that, I think for the Rafa FA Cup final, in one of the threads on the main forum..

EDIT:

Please lets have a bit a fun

Don't doom and damn this thread!!

Leave your stories and laughs from Anfield or as far away as you like


Mine?

Pre Cardiff FA cup final 2006 I had exhausted everywhere for a ticket. Three days before I got a disabled ticket and needed a carer. My brother (whom we affectionately hold as the mentally challenged in the house) was the wheelchair bound one.
Went to the local charity shop and sourced a shitty, and I mean shitty old wheelchair. Off we went.
In the pub outside I had to carry the chair because he was twatted. I wheel him in and he was playing up to the part no-end.
Upon entrance a sudden wash of guilt came over me and I felt a right tight twat but I had a ticket.
Any ways, stewards well onto us and we watching us all game. Try telling someone who is screaming obscenities and attempting to get out of the chair to calm down and stay still. When Gerrard scored however, he flew into the air, running up and down the concrete flooring screaming. After it had all calmed down a steward, who was clocking us all game calmly walked to me and whispered in my ear "Keep your ears open".
About two minutes later the tannoy piped up "Would Lazarus please find his nearest steward"
I nearly died laughing.

[Mad Max]

When asked about a record of four wins in 21 matches, Everton boss Roberto Martinez candidly replies: "It is not a time to look at statistics."

He continues: "We know the severity of the situation in the league, we have 10 games, 30 points to fight for and at the end of the season we will assess what happened.

"Every game is vital. I am not looking at the league now. This is not the time. It is all about Dynamo Kiev. We have put in a lot of hard work and effort to get to this stage and now we need to focus.

"We need to remember than Dynamo are unbeaten in their league, which shows you how well they have been playing this season."



Tony Hibbert, Bryan Ovideo, Aiden McGeady and Leighton Baines will all miss tomorrow's Europa League first-leg meeting with Dynamo Kiev.

Martinez reveals John Stones and Leon Osman are also doubts. He said: "Stones has a virus and Osman is carrying a knock and will be monitored. We will give them as much time as they need."

His pain is understandable.

[Red Beret]

When asked about a record of four wins in 21 matches, Everton boss Roberto Martinez candidly replies: "It is not a time to look at statistics.  DON'T TALK TO ME!!!"

He continues: "We know the severity of the situation in the league, WE'RE PLAYING SHIT, ALL RIGHT!? HAPPY NOW!?!?!  We have 10 games, 30 points to fight for and KEEP ME IN A JOB.  At the end of the season we will assess what THE FUCK happened.

"Every game is vital. I am not looking at the league now. I CAN'T BEAR TO.  This is not the time. JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY!??  It is all about Dynamo Kiev. We have put in a lot of hard work and effort to get to this stage and now we need to focus OTHERWISE WE'LL SHIT OUR KECKS.

"We need to remember than Dynamo are unbeaten in their league, which shows you how well they have been playing this season.  THEY'RE GONNA FUCK US 'CAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY PLAYERS OUT."

Tony Hibbert, Bryan Ovideo, Aiden McGeady and Leighton Baines will all miss tomorrow's Europa League first-leg meeting with Dynamo Kiev.

Martinez reveals John Stones and Leon Osman are also doubts. He said: "Stones has a virus and Osman is carrying a knock and will be monitored. We will give them as much time as they need.  WE'RE GONNA GET FUCKED AND I NEED THESE PLAYERS TO GET US UP THE FUCKING TABLE!"

[12C]

Heard "Everton Legend Pat Nevin" saying Martinez should switch from the passing game to the "get it Forward quicker" style. School of rocket science! They all miss Fellaini and can see the job he is doing for Van Gaal,

[Mad Max]

If you want to see loads of empty seats tomorrow night, don't forget to watch ITV1 from 7.45pm.

[only6times]

Less fans than Max has posts.

[Red Sea]

Everton are a truly great club, they deserve plenty of respect!
Just kiddin', 'orrible gobshites.

[Em5y]

[Red Beret]

Clarkson's more popular. 

[Mad Max]

Less fans than Max has posts.

It could be near to that amount.

[Mad Max]

 

[redgriffin73]

Always kills me the way they insist on using blue on their seat plan instead of red, cos they just won't recognise it as a colour. Do Bitters refuse to stop at red lights too?

[only6times]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

[Em5y]

Always kills me the way they insist on using blue on their seat plan instead of red, cos they just won't recognise it as a colour. Do Bitters refuse to stop at red lights too?

Quite ironic really that Blue means limited.

[redgriffin73]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to a  Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

Oh my God!

[MrDub]

Quite ironic really that Blue means limited.

Too far from Wales on a week night?

[IanZG]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to a  Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

 

[zero zero]

Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]

Fucking excellent*

* all of it

[Alanslad]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to a  Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

 

[the 92A]

in fairness one of them has a '96' badge on him

And that is why no more pictures of families or kids on here please. Taking the piss out of our bitter cousins fair enough but there is a line.

[jillcwhomever]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

That is so good. 

[Skeeve]

Always kills me the way they insist on using blue on their seat plan instead of red, cos they just won't recognise it as a colour. Do Bitters refuse to stop at red lights too?

Look at the key on that chart, blue = limited according to them and I think we can all agree with that. 

[El Ninos Black Eye]

Them lot are thick as fuck! As soon as the final whistle went in the Chelsea game. A bitter text me saying 'Everton the only English team left in Europe'. I replied with just 'City or Arsenal'. Guess what? No reply!!!

[Butter Keks]

Never cease to amaze me this lot. Been over on GOT as per looking for a bit of fume and comedy and instead discovered that most of them actually quite like Chelsea...wait for it......

Because they hate us.

[Snail]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

[Crosby Nick]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage

Possibly the best opening line to any song, ever.

[PhaseOfPlay]

There she fewms
There she fewms again
From the Gwladys end

And they just can't contain
The fewmin' that remains

[kavah]

Possibly the best opening line to any song, ever.

outstanding

[goalspaytherent]

For the purpose of ' continued delusion' , I really hope these pricks get something tangible from tonight's game.....it will keep their interest in the 2nd leg , meaning ' Brown Shoes -the faithful Spanish shitbag ', will take a full squad away, deluded in the fact that "they can win the EL " .....meanwhile , their Sundays continue to suffer ....a nice 2-1 to the bitters would probably be a perfect result

[burriana]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

That is amazing. Would LOVE to hear that sung during a derby.

[the good half]

Possibly the best opening line to any song, ever.

Good thread that would make.
'Son, I'm thirty...'

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

That song is inspired *claps*

[Caston]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

hahahahahahaha

[Red Viper]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

[Ken-Obi]

Should someone make a video on Youtube (HD) and let it go viral?

[1892tillforever]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

Superb! I salute you sir 

[Mad Max]

She came from Bangor, had a taste for sausage
She studied drama down at Wrexham college.
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like fewmin people
I want to do whatever fewmin people do, I want to sleep with fewmin people
I want to sleep with fewmin people all blue.
Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.
I took her  up to   Kenwright's office
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money, she just laughed and said oh you're so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like fewmin people
You want to see whatever fewmin people see
You want to sleep with fewmin people,
you want to sleep with fewmin people angry.
But she didn't understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Blame it all upon the Kop, stamp your feet and twist your gob.
Curse your dad the useless tool, because he didn't support Lib'pool.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching Liverpool sweep them all
It's been 20 years and still fuck all.
You'll never live like fewmin people
You'll never do what fewmin people do
You'll never fail like fewmin people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, be bitter, twisted and blue
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the fewmin people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the Kopite people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that chosen is cool.
I want to live with fewmin people, I want to live with fewmin people [etc..]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

 

[Phil M]

Don't think it needs further quoting to be fair!


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